Blonk!-Boing!-Bonkers OOOOHHH! Ding-Donging-Zonking Doopity-Doos! (Poetry!)

Wolf Larsen’s Crazy-Oh-My-God-WOW-Poems will now go into this thread!

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The Fertile Poetry of Wolf Larsen
A poem by Wolf Larsen

I explode into millions of poems!
And now thousands of Wolf Larsens are growing in all your minds!
And suddenly all the lampposts & trees & skyscrapers of the world turn into the endless giant penises of Wolf Larsen growing out of the planet!
And all winter long the poetry of Wolf Larsen is percolating & percolating around the planet...
And when spring comes,
It’s a giant explosion of fauvist words all over everyone & everything!

Copyright 2020 by Wolf Larsen

Reverse Forward
A poem by Wolf Larsen
For Karlheinz Stockhausen

I put a plate of Wolf Larsenism in front of you
And you start eating the body of Wolf Larsen but you can’t stop eating and suddenly thousands of years have passed and you’re still eating more & more Wolf Larsen
And then there’s a BIG BANG and you suddenly start ****ting endless planets & suns & moons out of your *******
And so you start running for the Emergency Room of the Hospital
But the street turns into a run-on sentence
And now you’re swimming upstream through a run-on sentence
Until you’re standing above you watching yourself being lowered into your grave

Copyright 2020 by Wolf Larsen

Wolf Larsen poetry on YouTube:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rr4s...nel=WolfLarsen

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The Poet Creates Fall
A poem by Wolf Larsen

Poems everywhere are growing out of each other
And endless fall colors are splashing all over the poems
Leaves are falling from the forests that are growing out of our crotches
And Halloween pumpkins are laughing & laughing at the political debates between the capitalist politicians
I pull out my Dick and I urinate fall colors all over the world

Copyright 2020 by Wolf Larsen

Fall Colors Screaming at Me
A poem by Wolf Larsen

Phrases of poetry and different styles of architecture and the screams of humanity are all swirling around me
As I walk from one universe into another
As I walk from one poem into another
And then I start running through the poem as daggers are flying around me
And all the deranged madmen & madwomen of the Demopublican & Republicrat parties are chasing after me with their nuclear missiles growing out of their crotches
As I scream out for the space aliens to save me

Copyright 2020 by Wolf Larsen
Advance permission is given to all to share and reproduce this poem, whether in physical or Internet form, as long as the poem is not edited, credit is given to the author, and the intent of such reproduction is not hostile.

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New Wave Hard On
A poem by Wolf Larsen

I’m cooking 2 castrated penises over the fire
Your eyeballs are being eaten by my cat
Your millions of bellybuttons are singing rock-&-roll to the toads in the rainforest
Your feet were swallowed by the land on another planet
And now your brains are splattered all over this song,
Do you love me?

Copyright 2020 by Wolf Larsen

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Two Dogs ****ing on Top of God’s Bald Head
A poem by Wolf Larsen

The poem beeps & vwoops & bwoops all over the place in a cyclone of noises
And then the entire human race jumps out of the poem
And all the space aliens jump into the poem
And then the poem circles around you before it flies off into somebody else’s imagination


A clacka - A clacka - A clacka
A poem by Wolf Larsen

The freight train runs through the splashing fall colors
While the Canadian geese fly from one planet to another

Both poems Copyright 2020 by Wolf Larsen

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All the Space Aliens Have Insomnia
A poem by Wolf Larsen

The intergalactic penis happiness arrives on the flying zucchinis
Millions of puppies jump out of all the intergalactic penises and demand to be eaten
Meanwhile, everyone is traveling to the other planets floating around in your cat’s imagination
Then giant floating testicle monsters begin singing opera
And all the singing makes all the doorbells go insane

Copyright 2020 by Wolf Larsen

You can watch Wolf Larsen perform his poetry on YouTube:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X4v1qbzLjYA&ab_channel=WolfLarsen

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Let Your Growing Belly Sing!
A poem by Wolf Larsen

Let the Reign of Madness come and save us!
And I am the King of Madness!
Let my words sing their jism to you!
Open your legs to thousands of years of insanity!
Let millions of my opera singers sing their sins inside of you!
Feel your womb grow with the Garden of Eden!

Copyright 2020 by Wolf Larsen

The Monsters in My Head
A poem by Wolf Larsen

I grab the planet Earth and I rip it into pieces
And then I create a great collage of Cubist architecture with the pieces of the earth
I aim my ****-a-doodle-doo at the moon
And I piss all over the moon
And now the moon is covered with a yellow sea
I grab the entire universe in my hands
And I shove the entire universe into the toilet
And then I flush

Copyright 2020 by Wolf Larsen

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Somewhere Inside a Song
A poem by Wolf Larsen

Everything begins with the naked priests singing
In giant cathedrals growing on top of all our heads
And we’re all walking through outer space
That’s splashing out of a sound painting
Being created by a different species
With millions & millions of minds swimming around in its testicles

Copyright 2020 by Wolf Larsen

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Hallelujah to God’s Big Black Penis!
A poem by Wolf Larsen

Another poem jumps out of God’s penis in heaven
And all the pink flamingos growing out of our crotches
Bow down before all of God’s creamy-white-words swimming down the sky
And the angels in our Balzacs all sing “hallelujah! Hallelujah!”
As millions of virgins on earth
Get pregnant from all the immaculate conception

Copyright 2020 by Wolf Larsen

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Gray, Gray, Gray…
A poem by Wolf Larsen
It’s so dreary outside I feel like climbing inside my own anus and staying there forever
I think I’ll bring a bottle of whiskey with me

Home Sweet Home
A poem by Wolf Larsen
Me & a thousand tornadoes and a couple of transvestites
Were all living inside of my anus together
When suddenly a giant penis from outer space invaded my anus
So I summoned all the leprechauns of the Old Testament
To defend my anus
But the giant penis from outer space
Ejaculated this poem into my anus
And all the leprechauns transvestites & tornadoes in my anus
Have been living happily ever after ever since

All poems copyright 2020 by Wolf Larsen

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The Violin is Playing Her Tongue & Your Vagina Dancing Together
A poem by Wolf Larsen

The blue sky escapes from your vagina and surrounds the planet Earth
And the stars above keep kissing & kissing your belly button
As you sing your female orgasm all over the canvas and create a painting
And you walk across the landscape of the painting
Further and further into your imagination

Copyright 2020 by Wolf Larsen

Wolf performs his poetry on YouTube:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q1dFb4UqjlI&ab_channel=WolfLarsen

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Fly, Fly, Fly Away…
A poem by Wolf Larsen

I’m flying my beautiful magical penis through thousands of poems
That are all dancing with Satan
At the luscious sex-dripping Immaculate Conception Orgy in Hell
Where huge vaginas the size of the universe
Swallow all the flying beautiful magical penises
Until the words are ejaculating out of this poem
And impregnating the world

Copyright 2020 by Wolf Larsen

A Circle of Hallucinations
A poem by Wolf Larsen

Thousands of images are jumping out of this line of poetry
And splashing all over the planet Earth
And endless clones of Wolf Larsen are devouring all the imagery
And now all the Wolf Larsen clones are ****ting rivers of words all over the page

Copyright 2020 by Wolf Larsen