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Holiday Collection
CHRISTMAS EVE IN THE WORKHOUSE # 2
It was Christmas Eve in the workhouse
And not a hint of the season in sight
No stockings hang by the fire side
So, it’s just like every other Night
BLACK FRIDAY WEEK
I miss the good old days
When Black Friday
Was actually limited
To one single Day
THE NIGHT BEFORE CHRISTMAS IN EDEN
It was the night before Christmas
That magical time to believe
When Adam said in the garden of Eden
Hey it's Christmas, Eve!
HAPPY TURKEY DAY
When we have Thanksgiving Dinner
And were all seated at the table
The first thing I do is name the Turkey
And make everyone uncomfortable
A LITTLE BOY WROTE TO SANTA CLAUSE
A little boy wrote to Santa Clause
“Please send me a brother”
Santa Clause wrote him back,
“Ok, send me your mother”
MY FAMILY ALL TOLD ME TO STOP
My family all told me to stop
Telling Thanksgiving jokes,
But I had to say no, as I wasn’t
One of those “cold turkey” blokes
FOR WOMEN THE HOLIDAY SHOPPING SEASON
For women the holiday shopping season
Starts on all hallows Eve
For men the holiday shopping season
Starts on Christmas Eve
GIVE THANKS FOR SOMETHING
My Great Aunts cooking was so bad
When we used to eat in her parlour
My Dad told us that Thanksgiving
Was to commemorate Pearl Harbour
CHRISTMAS DAY IN THE WORKHOUSE # 5
It’s Christmas Day in the workhouse
Just another grey day to endure
Jamie Oliver is cooking the dinner
So, no Turkey Twizzlers in store
BLACK FRIDAY IS AN ODD ACTIVITY
Black Friday is an odd activity, dripping with irony,
For people who, from the moment they open the door
Will fight tooth and claw over materialistic things
That the day after celebrating all they were thankful for
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Ta ! (short for tarradiddle),
tailor STATELY
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