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Warning: Do NOT read this if you have a problem with obscenity, or if you are very religious.
Her Voice is Strawberry with Nipples
A poem by Wolf Larsen
You’re running through a field of sculptures & poems & musical notes growing everywhere
The plants & flowers & trees are all singing with a sexual spring exploding everywhere
Then you walk into an opera house where gods & demons
Are all singing with centuries of delicious sex
Then your right hand & your penis create the beginning and the ending of the world together
Copyright 2020 by Wolf Larsen
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The Wolf & Little Miss Red Robin Hood
A poem by Wolf Larsen
The millions & zillions of opera singers in my balls
Want to sing you a most beautiful flood of music!
In this forest of phrases of poetry surrounding us
Our naked bodies will sing a most beautiful duet together
And the masterpiece of art swelling in your tummy afterwards
Will fill your life full of love
Copyright 2020 by Wolf Larsen
Wolf Larsen performs his poetry on YouTube:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AZqL...nel=WolfLarsen
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Warning: Do NOT read this if you have a problem with obscenity.
South Side Poet
A poem by Wolf Larsen
I punch the Chicago skyline with my fist
And the Chicago skyline crashes down
And then I pull out my Dick Cheney
And I pee all over everybody in the universe as the space aliens beg for more
Suddenly, fish begin jumping & frolicking in all the seas of Wolf Larsen’s pee on planets everywhere
Then I take a **** on stage at the Metropolitan Opera House
And the audience gives me a standing ovation and yells out “Encore!”
And that’s when I spit my poetry into the faces of the audience
And I walk offstage into the big wet vagina at the end of the poem
Copyright 2020 by Wolf Larsen
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Warning: Do NOT read this if you have a problem with obscenity.
Naked Words with My Tongue Sauce
A poem by Wolf Larsen
Because the tidal wave of cum splashing to the new world is wonderful!
So many different languages inside of our Balzacs!
Imagine a pornographic movie directed by the sculptor Henry Moore!
Imagine erection-skyscrapers writing poetry all over the passing wet sky!
I’ve got the seeds of poetry growing in the two oceans down below!
Soon our naked bodies will be creating poetry together in the big orgy poetry reading!
Copyright 2020 by Wolf Larsen
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Coughing and Coughing…
A poem by Wolf Larsen
It was too many insanities pretending to be sanites
It was too much tomorrow in our yesterday, and vice versa
Yes, I’m ****ing Shakespeare up the *** again!
But all the sailboats in our Balzacs want to go sailing up the big postmodern sea
To a huge sun calling up to all the swimming Poets
Am I a homeless Roman Emperor or what?
Copyright 2020 by Wolf Larsen
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Blue & Yellow Poem
A poem by Wolf Larsen
It’s a poem with bullet holes all over it
It’s a poem with Art Nouveau façades & doorways
It’s a poem of miles & miles of marijuana growing everywhere
It’s a poem with thousands of voices screaming poetry 24 hours a day
It’s a poem with a silent dying whisper
Copyright 2020 by Wolf Larsen
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Warning: Do NOT read this if you have a problem with obscenity, or if you are very religious.
Opera in the Park
A poem by Wolf Larsen
Two men in the bushes are creating an erotic sculpture together
One sings in a deep voice that creates the blue sky
The other sings in a higher voice that creates flowers growing on all the planets
Then asteroids & comets begin shooting across the sky
And all the angels in heaven sleep naked together under the stars
Copyright 2020 by Wolf Larsen
An interview with Wolf Larsen:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dRc57rKcAKk&ab_channel=MaddieWiener
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Poets are Painters, & Vice versa
A poem by Wolf Larsen
I paint Matisse all over the walls & ceilings of our living rooms
In words
And we sit on our Art Nouveau thrones
As we talk to each other across the universe
We open our mouths and collages of sculpture & painting & opera all dance together in one voice
After we have conquered all the planets
Copyright 2020 by Wolf Larsen
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The Poet Laureate of Harold’s Chicken Shack
A poem by Wolf Larsen
I run naked through the downtown crowds with my sword drawn
As I scream out my poetry to the gods in everyone’s testicles
Then I run up to the statue of a man on a horse and proclaim myself to be the greatest God of Words in all the universe!
And I chop the man off the horse and I mount the horse
As I demand that the pigeons honor me by ****ting their Nobel Prizes for Literature all over me
And when the police come I serenade them with an obscene opera of poetry
Before I am honored with a hail of bullets and fall to my death
Copyright 2020 by Wolf Larsen
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A Bouquet of Flowers
A poem by Wolf Larsen
I sing you a luscious sunset dripping all over you
And the violins play my smile creating a garden of Eden growing all around you
Then the harp plays my kisses lifting you up into the air
And now the timpani drums are playing the wild animals inside of us
I sing you an Art Deco skyscraper
While the flute plays your valley of wildflowers opening up to poetry
And together we create a symphony of wonder
And the spring rains are about to come any moment
And soon a happy tree of singing birds begins growing inside of you
Copyright 2020 by Wolf Larsen
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The Sun Dripping the Devil’s Jism All Over Us
A poem by Wolf Larsen
Words are dripping out of the poems like paint
And I paint still-lifes of derangement & chaos
That swallow the viewer in tidal waves
Of opera voices floating out of the mouths of the dead
This poem is filled with gravestones
Copyright 2020 by Wolf Larsen
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Just Starting on Weed & a Six Pack
A poem by Wolf Larsen
I’m not a penis because of the soup!
You are my Eastern Bloc on fire!
I love you as much as the rabbits love nuclear war!
Let’s dance to rapid-rapid-round-and-round music!
My penis! My penis! My penis!
Copyright 2020 by Wolf Larsen
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I Am in Your Balls?
A poem by Wolf Larsen
We are only as crazy as each other
We ate our way through the universe until we got here
We jumped through the oceans and then went through several phases of cubism on land
Before we became humans
What will make us extinct?
Copyright 2020 by Wolf Larsen
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The Big Bang Jumps Out of My Pen!
A poem by Wolf Larsen
Up jumps in front of you
Then you jumps in front of you
And you and you are staring at each other
Suddenly, the planet changes
And verbs are eating everything alive
Then a bird lands on your shoulder, and tells you it does not exist
Then you become a bird
And you fly away into this poem
Copyright 2020 by Wolf Larsen
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Warning: Do NOT read this if you have a problem with obscenity.
Wednesday with Cherry Sauce All Over
A poem by Wolf Larsen
Once upon a time
All the words rioted against the Poet
So the Poet pulled out his Dick and urinated all over the English language
Then a transvestite Idi Amin & the naked Roman army showed up
And everybody lived happily ever after
Copyright 2020 by Wolf Larsen
Wolf Larsen performs his poetry on YouTube:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vf1QyUtZos0&t=4s&ab_channel=WolfLarsen