Scathing Literary Criticism
In order of appearance.
1) "Mr. Walt Whitman" Henry James's review of Walt Whitman's Drum-Taps (1865).
2) "By Cozzens Possessed" Dwight Macdonald's review of James Gould Cozzens's By Love Possessed (1957).
3) "Awriiiighhhhhhhht!" John Updike's review of Tom Wolfe's A Man in Full (1998).
4) "The Moody Blues" Dale Peck's review of Rick Moody's The Black Veil: A Memoir With Digressions (2002).
5) "Diary" Laura Miller's review of Chuck Palahniuk's Diary (2003).
Any suggestions to extend this list? I'm looking for scathiness and eloquence, not necessarily insight. James was obviously (and embarrassingly) wrong, while Peck and Miller chose easy targets, but they are all entertaining.