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Flute Concerto for Marie Antoinette’s Bosom
A poem by Wolf Larsen
The flute is flying passed 1,000 blue skies
While the harpsichord is skipping through hundreds of whorehouses
Before it reaches the stoplight
And now the oboe is playing all the orgies of Versailles
And then the saxophone bashes through everything and laughs
As the guillotine blade comes down
Copyright 2020 by Wolf Larsen
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Henry Moore & Larry Flynt Kissing Each Other
A poem by Wolf Larsen
A Henry Moore sculpture is ****ing a playboy centerfold
And human flesh & poetry are dancing & dancing together
While 10,000 erections are sticking out of this poem
And the Poet is painting pink & black skin with words
And all the dirty vulgar words are screaming & screaming out of this poem
While Mary of Nazareth smiles and takes her clothes off
Copyright 2020 by Wolf Larsen
Wolf Larsen's poetry is on YouTube:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xxd8...nel=WolfLarsen
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Crickets Singing Songs for Dancing Store Manikins
A poem by Wolf Larsen
I sleep using the blue sky as my pillow
The earth & the moon are my testicles
And the black hole in the center of the universe is my booty hole
You ate my Maxwell Street Polish Sausage a year ago
With kisses as French fries
I love you with all the madmen inside the earth & moon
Copyright 2020 by Wolf Larsen
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Love is White & Creamy!
A poem by Wolf Larsen
I will ejaculate the Atlantic & Pacific Oceans all over the faces of bliss!
Ejaculate!
The vultures in my mouth will devour all the planets of the solar system!
Long live syphilis!
I am every song of 10 million songs in every Balzac!
Sing!
Sing all the songs of our Balzacs!
Penis!
Now!
Oh happiness to the blue elephants of our wet dreams!
Fly!
Fly blue elephants fly!
Copyright 2020 by Wolf Larsen
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I Am The Grand ****ter!
A poem by Wolf Larsen
For Myself!
I **** my great poetry into the toilet bowl and all the birds happily sing around me!
I piss my grand poetry upon a tree and all the flowers grow out of the ground in a splash of colors around me!
I masturbate and all the symphony orchestras of the world join the rhythms of my right hand & great phallus in creating wonderful music!
I am The Wolf of Larsen!
I am a great Caligula of poetry!
Copyright 2020 by Wolf Larsen
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Wolf Larsen the Transvestite Vampire of Transvestitevania
A poem by Wolf Larsen
7 green leprechauns are carrying me on my golden toilet through the crowded streets
And at the sight of the Grand Poet the people are all falling to their knees
And all the people are singing out the Great Seven Words:
“****! Piss! ****! ****! Cocksucker! Mother****er! & Tits!”
And now the Nobel Prize Committee of Crackheads
Are crowning me with a giant-neon-blinking-dildo on top of my head
And throwing a million bucks at my feet!
Copyright 2020 by Wolf Larsen
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Ding-dong-dippity-do-da-dee
A poem by Wolf Larsen
You’re riding on top of a Tyrannosaurus Rex
Down a highway made out of bright colors & musical notes & beautiful words
Along the way sensual sculptures are making love to each other
And handsome eunuchs are flying around your head
And all the handsome eunuchs are singing pop art paintings to you
And you reach the end of the highway and see Wolf Larsen & the Roman Emperor dancing naked together
Beneath a sky dripping with God’s cum
Copyright 2020 by Wolf Larsen
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Coltrane & Davis up-and-down on a Seesaw
A poem by Wolf Larsen
He plays abstract expressionism out of his sax
The other is playing rivers of heroin out of his trumpet
They both are painting canvas after canvas of jazz
As I sit here more drunk than all the everything flying around me
After the nuclear war, will the world still be here tomorrow?
Copyright 2020 by Wolf Larsen
Wolf Larsen acts out his poetry on YouTube:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O9P4xCfxewg&ab_channel=WolfLarsen
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Ding! Ding! Ding!
A poem by Wolf Larsen
Halloween jumps out of the vagina of Thanksgiving
Thanksgiving explodes into endless spermatozoa
Meanwhile, the United States of America is being invaded by billions of space alien penises
Then the Devil’s Penis crashes out of the ground in Paris, France
It stands even taller than the Eiffel Tower!
Then scientists discover that the 9 planets of the solar system
Are gigantic herpes sores inside of a space alien’s vagina known as the solar system
Stay tuned to this channel for more herpes!
Copyright 2020 by Wolf Larsen
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A Space Alien Playing the Clarinet
A poem by Wolf Larsen
The clarinet flies around millions of vaginas growing everywhere
Then the clarinet dashes & skips & jumps across one solar system after another
And now the clarinet is running thousands of years ahead
And then the clarinet runs two thousand years back
And the clarinet laughs around Jesus dying on the cross
Copyright 2020 by Wolf Larsen
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We Aim Our Shotguns at the Setting Sun
A poem by Wolf Larsen
We’re all riding giant ladybugs through huge gothic nightmares
We’re all eating huge eyeballs that are floating out of the radios
Suddenly rainbows are crashing everywhere
And our genitals start screaming at us night & day
Our faces turn into masks
And we don’t even recognize ourselves in the mirror
That’s when we all turn into fish and swim away to other planets
Copyright 2020 by Wolf Larsen
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Horn Concerto on LSD
A poem by Wolf Larsen
A giant strawberry on legs walks up to you
And sings you a space alien opera
Suddenly you become a giant testicle on two legs
And you begin singing the Opera of Pornographic Movies to the space aliens
Then the space aliens paint the universe into existence
Copyright 2020 by Wolf Larsen
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My Tyrannosaurus Rex Ate the Title of this Poem
A poem by Wolf Larsen
A bunch of erotic sculptures are screaming poetry at me
So I grab the Eiffel Tower and I **** the North American continent with it
I grab the Empire State Building and I **** the European continent with that
And then I ejaculate poetry for 40 days & 40 nights
And I create the Atlantic Ocean with my poetry cum
Copyright 2020 by Wolf Larsen
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Endless Canadian Geese Flying Out of a Trombone
A poem by Wolf Larsen
I pull out the Giant Pen between my legs
And endless flocks of Canadian geese fly out of my Giant Pen
And the Canadian geese fly through the swirling mass of rotating solar systems surrounding us
And the Canadian geese fly into the vaginas & mouths & anuses of all the space aliens
And now the bellies of all the space aliens begin swelling with the South Side of Chicago
Copyright 2020 by Wolf Larsen
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A Trombone Concerto in an Insane Asylum
A poem by Wolf Larsen
The trombone starts creating monsters screaming everywhere
The flute plays a most delicious cannibalism
While the trombone plays circles of happy schizophrenia around & around the music
The trumpet plays the sun growing larger & larger
And the timpani drums play all the planets exploding
Copyright 2020 by Wolf Larsen