Halloween Tales 2018 # 2

A VAMPIRES TALE

When the sun has long set
At dead of night
I rise from my bed
And go out for a bite
Soon I am flying
On my vampire quest
Its fresh young necks
That I like the best
Though I am in no way
A connoisseur
And I would not turn down
Something more mature
Soon I find a subject
Ripe for the picking
And when I’ve supped
My lips I’m licking
Then I return fulfilled
To my dark domain
And sleep the clock around
Until I can sup again

IT WAS SO BIG AND ROUND

It was so big and round
Like a big orange bumpkin
It was a fat Jack-O-Lantern
Carved out of a plumpkin

ALL GOOD GHOSTLY KIDS

All good ghostly kids
Are brought up good and true
And they will never spook
Until they’re spooken to

ALL HALLOWS EVE

I hide behind the sofa quivering in fear
Now the witching hour is near
The curtains are drawn tight
And I’ve turned off the lights
The TV volume is way down low
I sit and cower it its feeble glow
Then comes the knock upon the door
And I curl up quivering on the floor
My heart is pounding my breath is shallow
My mouth is dry it’s hard to swallow
On all hallows eve I live in mortal dread
But not of monsters or the un-dead
The fear that turns my heart to stone
Is Trick or Treaters knowing I’m home

THE WITCHING HOUR

On All Hallows Eve take special care
You may not see them but they are there
And as they mix up their witches brew
They’ll have their witchy eyes on you

IN THE BLACKNESS OF THE NIGHT

In the blackness of the night
Performing their satanic rite
Satan’s followers incite
To every Demons delight

WALKING ABROAD I SPIED

Walking abroad I spied
A withered limping Goblin
He didn’t scare me at all
As he was only a hoblin goblin

TWO WITCHES LIVED TOGETHER

Two witches lived together
When they were in the states
But there was nothing going on
They were just Broommates

I WAS STOOD AT THE BAR LAST NIGHT

I was stood at the bar last night
When a vampire gave me a fright
As I fully expected him to take a bite
But instead he ordered a blood light

MY KIDS LOVE HALLOWEEN

My kids love Halloween
And not just trick or treat
We play lots of games
Especially Hide and Shriek

WHEN A VAMPIRE BIT

When a Vampire bit
A Snowman one night
They both ended up
With a case of frostbite

LOVE BITTEN HALLOWEEN

From the first moment
On that memorable first day
When I laid eyes on the Wiccan
All that I can say
Is that I was left as helpless
As a vampire with tooth decay

WE WENT TO A FANCY DRESS PARTY # 1

We went to a fancy dress party
I was a wizard and she was a witch
But I knew it was time to leave
When she tapped her witch watch

MY LITTLE NIECE GOES TO HOGWARTS

My little niece goes to Hogwarts
She’s a witch and she’s excelling
But of all the subjects she takes
Her favorite one is spelling

HELLO DARLING HALLOWEEN GIRL

Hello darling Halloween girl
With your bag half full of sweets
I hope you have no tricks for me
If I top up your bag with treats

SPIRITUOUS

Pursuing phantoms
Came in the night

From hells realm
Making me take flight

I was so mortally scared
I needed a Bracer

And I quickly followed it
With a Chaser

Though spirituous liquors’
Have their merits

They were no defence
Against evil spirits

HALLOWEEN HORRORS

Halloween horrors
Cross the thin veil
You must escape them
You’ll die if you fail

AT THE GHOSTLY HOUSE

At the ghostly house
There is a familiar theme
Because for desert
They always have ice scream

AT THE WITCHING HOUR

At the Witching hour
The Zombies walk
The Banshees scream
And the Ravens squawk
The Witches’ fly
The familiar’s talk
The Vampires bite
And the Demons stalk

MY LITTLE WICKED WITCH AND I

My little wicked witch and I
Love to fly across the night sky
And travel to special places
Where no one knows our faces
Where door with bolt and lock
Ensures, Witch and Warlock
Can scratch their every itch
And a Warlock and a Witch
Can safely enjoy a little sin
Without familiars listening in