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Man! Upright! Now!
A poem by Wolf Larsen
The Italian Renaissance splashes all over the poem
And Portuguese ships begin sailing out of the poem and towards distant planets
While the sky begins splashing back-and-forth with this-&-that-&-the-other-thing
And then volcanoes begin spurting knowledge out of our heads
While we speak thousands of new languages to each other every other second
And our hands begin creating millions of new wonderful things
And we construct each new building in 100 new architectural styles
Before we dip our writing quills into each other’s brains
And write the destiny of the human race all over the universe
Copyright 2021 by Wolf Larsen
Wolf Larsen performs his poetry, plays, & novels on YouTube:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W6qM...nel=WolfLarsen
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Zops!!
A poem by Wolf Larsen
Bleepin’ blops be fallopin’ in the fups!
And that’s why I like to **** fat white women!
And now the sky is full of fat white women flying everywhere!
But then some fanoppy-fooooop yippeeeeee jumped into my nose!
And now I’ve got 10,000 eyeballs for you!
Hey, we do the happa - whoopsee - fwuupy together?
Yippy?
Hey, where you goin’?
Copyright 2021 by Wolf Larsen
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Warning: Do NOT read this if you have a problem with obscenity, or if you are very religious.
Spank Me! Spank Me Please!
A poem by Wolf Larsen
Her booty is the happiest place on earth!
And the pilgrims jump off the Mayflower and rip their clothes off and dance naked with the Indians
As Christopher Columbus & Jackson Pollock ejaculate abstract expressionism all over each other
And the Statue of Liberty gives God a blow job
As the Virgin Mary does a gang-bang-porno movie with the hordes of Attila the Hun
And then Wolf Larsen & R. Kelly pee on Bill Cosby
(Wolf Larsen & R. Kelly went to high school together)
As the Penguins of Antarctica all walk into the booty hole of Jesus Christ
As Uncle Sam pulls out his big black dick
And ejaculates red-white-&-blue fireworks all over heaven
Copyright 2021 by Wolf Larsen
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Your Brains Will Be My Buffet
A poem by Wolf Larsen
I carry all the planets of the solar system on my back
I walk through a desert of a thousand minds
I crawl uphill through a huge violence
I skip from one insanity to another
As I sing my brains at the overflowing skies
Copyright 2021 by Wolf Larsen
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Hail-to-the-(War)-Chief
A poem by Wolf Larsen
The 21st Century flies around you
Then machine guns shoot bullets through all your poetry
And now American bombs are falling through the sky and blowing up in the middle of the poem
And now eyeballs & limbs & decapitated heads are flying out in all directions
And then an *** (the American President) jumps out of the page like a Jack-O-lantern
And words start jumping out of the donkey’s butt (a speech)
And monkeys from sea-to-shining-sea give their ears
And a standing ovation
Copyright 2021 by Wolf Larsen
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Warning: Do NOT read this if you have a problem with obscenity, or if you are very religious.
SPLAAAAAAAAAAAT!
A poem by Wolf Larsen
The poem flyyyyyyyyyys out of its launching pad
And exploooooooodes in the brains of a million space aliens
And then outerspace pornography orbits & orbits the planet Earth
While Andre Derain paints the universe with another fauvist revolution
So a bunch of fauvist space aliens emerge out of your butt one morning
And the fauvist space aliens teach you their language of penises & anuses doin’ the correct grammar together
And then everyone goes insane with bellybuttons
And it’s a new happy orgasm for all the stars in the universe
Copyright 2021 by Wolf Larsen
Wolf Larsen performs his poetry, plays, & novels on YouTube:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xawqRjl_GLc&ab_channel=WolfLarsen
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Warning: Do NOT read this if you have a problem with obscenity, or if you are very religious.
Oh No! No Toilet Paper! I’ll Use this Red-White-&-Blue-Rag!
A poem by Wolf Larsen
I pop my zits all over the neoconservative & neoliberal buttocks of boobylicious blibby!
And now zops to the illustrious gentry of the big capitalist booty hole!
I zing to the nipples and to the Republic for which it’s snot
One nation under God’s bootyhole ****ting freedom & liberty upon us from the sky
From sea-to-shining seeeeeeaaa
Amen to the war (which one? So many!) and these war profit dollars with blood on them…
I gotta go take a ****!
Copyright 2021 by Wolf Larsen
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The Capitalist Politicians & Dictators Fart Out of Their Mouths
A poem by Wolf Larsen
I keep farting out the meaning-of-life driftiiiiiiing through the air
And whenever you smell the meaning-of-life thousands of your rants dance on millions of other planets
This causes gravity to make everything drift up into the sky
And everybody is throwing their noses & eyes & ears into the blender
And begins believing blindly all the lies of the capitalist rulers
Copyright 2021 by Wolf Larsen
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Flip - Flooping - Kazaaaaam! Now!
I was penising the world with my battering ram
The music was up around your head
You were dancing in everybody else’s brains
The music was made out of the lake & the land going up-&-down the sky together
Some female was singing a human race crashing everywhere
But that was a different human race
The one that became extinct long long ago
Copyright 2021 by Wolf Larsen
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Warning: Do NOT read this if you have a problem with obscenity, or if you are very religious.
Gotta Eat Them Guppies Fresh!
A poem by Wolf Larsen
First I strike God down with lightning!
Then I pull out my salt & pepper shakers and I sprinkle suns & moons & planets all over the universe…
But then the zooms get all badaggled in all my fwoops!
And everybody chaaaaaarges at me out of Napoleon Bonaparte’s Penis!
What am I going to do??
Meanwhile the Interplanetary Committee on Genital Warts
Has announced that all fwippers must be fwapped!
This is terrible!!!
But then erections & ejaculations the world over put an end to that…
And everybody lived Bing-bonging-zwaappee ever after!
Copyright 2021 by Wolf Larsen
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I Am War Walking Down The Street
A poem by Wolf Larsen
I stab & stab my art into the page
And a dead body is floating around the page
I punch the universe and it shatters into pieces
The soldiers in my balls want to crash into the world
My two fists are two wrecking balls
My anger is endless volcanoes
My thoughts are mass graves
I am the man smiling as he walks down the street
The one that says “hi!”
Copyright 2021 by Wolf Larsen
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Fwooomp? Up?
A poem by Wolf Larsen
A zip flies over & around the Himalayas
And the Himalayas jump into a different poem
And this poem jumps to a different planet
And now this poem is being written by a space alien
And the reader becomes millions of butterflies flying up & up…
Copyright 2021 by Wolf Larsen
Wolf Larsen performs his plays, poems, & novels on YouTube:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NOer1xpXt-c&ab_channel=WolfLarsen
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Dongle! Now! Zip! Yah?
A poem by Wolf Larsen
A fwoomple goes sky-hi with them yesterday
And insects as large as planets
Are flying-around-your-thousands-of-heads
And your-thousands-of-heads are rolling down a conveyor belt
And the conveyor belt is flying around all the planets
And you're urinating the English alphabet
All over the walls & ceiling of your studio apartment
And now letters are dripping everywhere around you
Copyright 2021 by Wolf Larsen
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Boom - ba - ba - Boom! Boom - ba - ba - Boom!
A poem by Wolf Larsen
The poem is rising up and down
The words are floating over the poem
The words roll over the hills
And the hills fall around the poem
And the ocean jumps over everybody
And the drums play the verbs we eat
The drums create the sky & the earth & the sun
We dance with birth & death & joy to the drums
Our dreams & nightmares are filled with the drums
When we die the next generation creates the sunrises & sunsets
With the drums
Copyright 2021 by Wolf Larsen
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A Lake of Verbs
A poem by Wolf Larsen
You’re walking across thousands & thousands of miles of poetry
When suddenly you’re entangled in a bunch of Arabic calligraphy
And Mickey Mouse is punching & punching you with abstract expressionism
So you hide in a Cubist pussy hole
And then automobiles turn into words flying in the sky
So you take off your head
And you give it to somebody else
Copyright 2021 by Wolf Larsen