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Warning: Do NOT read this if you have a problem with obscenity, are very religious, politically-correct, or something like that.
The Hordes of Wolf Larsen!
A poem by Wolf Larsen
I shoot the poem full of bullet holes!
I sing with bullets & musical notes & spermatozoa!
My pen is my machine gun shooting words everywhere!
I ejaculate poetry into all your heads!
And thus I conquer your minds!
My phrases of poetry punch Washington DC & Wall Street over & over again!
My fists make all civilizations crumble!
My spermatozoa & poetry are world-renowned for their good taste!
Surrender!
Copyright 2021 by Wolf Larsen
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Warning: Do NOT read this if you have a problem with obscenity, are very religious, politically-correct, or something like that.
I Write Poetry With God’s Spermatozoa!
A poem by Wolf Larsen
I’m not an up-and-down bipolar highway into God’s glorious booty hole!
I’m not the sky crashing up-and-down all over you!
I’m not birds flying into television commercials dripping with my spermatozoa!
Instead, I’m millions of eyeballs in all the words!
I AM a big testicle planet of wondrous thought!
But I’m NOT the Second Cumming of Charles Manson!
I AM a Jewish Charles Manson!
I want worldwide interracial orgies now!
The Jewish Charles Manson stabs & stabs the other Charles Manson with this shank!
And with this blood-dripping shank I write my poetry!
So kiss my hairy balls & my hairy *** too!
Copyright 2021 by Wolf Larsen
Wolf Larsen performs his poetry, plays, & novels on YouTube:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n5Bz...nel=WolfLarsen
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Happy Up! Happy Down!
A poem by Wolf Larsen
A fwip went happy with so much sweetness!
And everybody’s boogers were happy too!
And the shipping piers jumped out of the waterfront and into outer space!
And the giant-intergalactic-dildos docked at the outer space piers
But then, huge-somersaulting-sky happened!
And everybody’s Penises went happy-happy-happy!
Until happy toaster ovens sang opera all night long!
And insomnia-insomnia-insomnia became the ketchup on your hot dog!
Copyright 2021 by Wolf Larsen
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Warning: Do NOT read this if you have a problem with obscenity, are very religious, politically-correct, or something like that.
Pooh-Pooh to the Doodly-Do!
A poem by Wolf Larsen
I am the new universe!
I turn the words into eyeballs!
My Dick stretches across the ocean and ****s the English Empire!
My Dick stretches across time and ****s the Roman Empire!
And I **** the diarrhea of my words all over the American Empire!
My words turn into spaceships flying across the universe!
My testicles are two great suns!
One of my armpits smells like Demopublican-capitalist blah-blah-blah
And my other armpit smells like Republicrat-capitalist-bluppity-blop-plong
Whoopee to the space frogs!
You got any Celestial-Outer-Space-Pussy-Juices to drink?
Copyright 2021 by Wolf Larsen
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Delicious Guillotine Music to Dance to!
A poem by Wolf Larsen
It’s a punk-rock-Alfred-Schnitkke orgasm of music!
It’s tomorrow in your stomach!
It’s Brahms marching out of the coal mines and into outer space!
It’s up and up and up some more!
And now SPLAT!
Because elephant orgasms!
Now!
And Jackson Pollock raining his god jism in happy colors from the sky?
What?
Are you playing baseball in outer space again?
Shall we dance to artificial intelligence conquering us?
Or should we have another 1789?
How about a 1917?
Copyright 2021 by Wolf Larsen
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Warning: Do NOT read this if you have a problem with obscenity, are very religious, politically-correct, or something like that.
I Jam a Million Crickets Up My Butt
A poem by Wolf Larsen
I eat a thousand years of happiness
I drink your brains
I throw up the Pledge of Allegiance all over the United States of America
While I piss Andy Warhol’s art all over an alleyway
Then Ronald Reagan jumps out of Hillary Clinton’s butt
And the two of them have a Republicrat-Demopublican 69 of mutual admiration
While I piss Ernest Hemingway’s prose all over them
Then I crash into a different universe
And the words all start singing with artificial intelligence taking over the world from the human race
Copyright 2021 by Wolf Larsen
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Piano Concerto for 1,000 Screaming Clowns
A poem by Wolf Larsen
Inside your butthole
A man is playing piano
He plays bwingy-bops
And he plays hoppity-zops
But then you swallow the moon in the sky by mistake
And now the entire Roman Army is jumping out of your ears
Meanwhile the man playing piano in your butthole
Is playing happy guillotines going up-&-down on planets throughout the universe
And the decapitated heads are bouncing and bouncing around in television commercials
And all the decapitated heads are yelling gleefully: Yippeeeeeeeeee! Yahoooooooooooooo!
Copyright 2021 by Wolf Larsen
Wolf Larsen performs his poetry & plays & novels on YouTube:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=66Q11u0ymG0&ab_channel=WolfLarsen
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Warning: Do NOT read this if you have a problem with obscenity, are very religious, politically-correct, or something like that.
You Jump Out of a Space Alien’s Pussy Hole And…
A poem by Wolf Larsen
You’re riding your penis through a strawberry universe
You’re kissing all the words flowing out of the Queen’s Pussy
You're touching a thousand centuries of now
You’re having sex with billions of people in this moment
Your brains give birth to one tornado after another
You’re walking through phrases of poetry with millions of worlds inside of them
You're dying...
Copyright 2021 by Wolf Larsen
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East-and-Up-and-Down-and-West
A poem by Wolf Larsen
The hungry landscape is swallowing all our brains
The skyscrapers are looping-and-looping around the Earth
The Pacific Ocean surrounds the universe
The Atlantic Ocean swallows the heavens
The colors fly out of the paintings and create a new world
The seven continents bash & bash into the music
And all the animals of the world sing a chorus of howls together
And the poem falls and bashes into the rocks below
Copyright 2021 by Wolf Larsen
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Warning: Do NOT read this if you have a problem with obscenity, are very religious, politically-correct, or something like that.
Pooping A New Poem!
A poem by Wolf Larsen
You’re swimming towards other universes
Where the dogs have human heads and bark philosophy at you
You’re – jumping into other centuries
Where the people have the faces of dogs and they bark Republicrat & Demopublicrat wisdom at you
You’re flying into other people’s heads
Where thoughts & imagery & memories are a constantly-changing-collage
You're riding your penis into other poems
Where the pussy juices & words taste like tomorrow
Copyright 2021 by Wolf Larsen
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Free The Words!
A poem by Wolf Larsen
I grab a sledgehammer
And my swinging sledgehammer smashes to pieces the chains that bind the words!
And the words go frolicking everywhere!
The words laugh with obscenity upon obscenity…
Building into a tidal wave of pornography washing away all the puritans
And everything is now dripping with obscene words
And inanimate objects everywhere become pornographic-Cubist-sculptures moving about in all directions
And the people all happily scream obscene words as they dance naked in the streets
Let’s all grab sledgehammers!
Let’s free the words!
Let’s free poetry!
You with me?
Copyright 2021 by Wolf Larsen
Advance permission is given to all to share the above poem in both physical & Internet form, as long as credit is given to the author, and the poem is not edited in any way.
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Two Much Sanity!
A poem by Wolf Larsen
You know why I zoop your bweeps?! Because you be doin’ the ding-Dong with duppy-dos!
Oh yeah, but you keep cloppin’ your clops! So go whoopsee ha-ha-ha yourself, motherclopper!
You know what?! I be hopping everywhere! And all you ever do is zing-zong your zits! So blue sky yourself!
But I always be lightning bolts for you! You want me to make it rain?!
Awww! You’re so tornadoes in strawberry sauce! You want to live in outer space?
Sure? And let’s grow some exploding rainbows together!
Okay! Where’s the German alphabet? We can seed the ground with it!
It’s right here in the third drawer in aisle 53 of the 110th floor in my brains!
I can’t find it!
Copyright 2021 by Wolf Larsen
Wolf Larsen performs his poetry, plays, & novels on YouTube:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=43KwzTVy1AA&ab_channel=WolfLarsen
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Your poems are full of imagination, creativity, and originality. I don't think ordinary people can do as well as you do.
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Thank You Angel! You remind me of a hitchhiker who I picked up in Taiwan. Maybe it was you. Who knows.
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Warning: Do NOT read this if you have a problem with obscenity, are very religious, politically-correct, or something like that.
Onwards Horny Poets!
A poem by Wolf Larsen
Let’s snort poetry up our noses!
Let’s **** the horny sheep with all our poetry!
Let’s march across the universe with our erect Pen-Phalluses!
And let’s **** the space aliens until the Goddess of Poetry is cumming words all over us!
Everything is a sinful collage of words waiting to be discovered!
Everything drips with horny words!
Conquer the arts with your Big Swinging Dicks!
Copyright 2021 by Wolf Larsen