Originally Posted by
Sancho
Okay then, to recap the thread thus far:
OP - Hey everybody, whaddaya think of this new book?
- Sux
- No it doesn't
- Yes it does
- It doesn't suck, you suck
- No I don't, and you're a moron
- Oh yeah, well, you can't even tie your own shoes
- Can too, and I heard your mother swims after troop ships
- She does not, and your mother's a syphilated whore
Moderator - People, People! No personal attacks, or I'll shut down this discussion.
- I suppose the book has some value
- Thank you, I knew you'd come around to reason
- For instance, it'd be valuable in an outhouse when you're out of TP
- Moron!
- Idiot!
Moderator - People!
- I read a review by a very important reviewer of books and he said it sux
- He's an imbecile
- No he's not. He's a genius and he's read more books on the crapper than you've read your whole life
- He's a snob and I've read a bunch of books. What've you read?
- I've read Kierkegaard. I bet you read Dr Seuss.
- Yeah, well, you're weird and I hear you have carnal knowledge of farm animals
- Do not! And I heard you didn't graduate 3rd grade until age 16
- Pig F***er
- Retard
Moderator - I'm not going to warn you people again!
- Okay, suppose your book is like food
- Then it'd be caviar
- No it wouldn't. It'd be pork rinds
- You would know, Pig F***er
- I'm no Pig F***er. I'm a really smart guy. I usually only ever read cuneiform directly from cave walls
- Elitist snob
- Special Ed
Moderator - * sigh *
- Okay, back to my analogy: if your book was food, it'd be on the menu at McDonalds
- I like McDonalds
- Figures
- Oh, and I suppose you only ever eat filet mignon and escargot
- I only eat organically grown vegetables
- What! You don't eat no meat!?
- Occasionally, but only free-range, hormone-free, chicken, who had an emotionally-fulfilling relationship with a left-leaning farmer
- Uhhh...
Moderator - People, Keep it on topic, please.
El Sancho - You know, that McDonalds is a pretty good stock, pays a nice dividend, good PE ratio, big time growth potential in China.
- What the hell?
- Yeah, What the hell!?
- Well, at least we agree on that, but your book still sux
- No it doesn't. You suck
- Nuh-uh, but now, since I'm so much smarter than you, I'm going to make a really really long and tedious, somewhat pretentious post that nobody's going to read because it's so long and tedious with lots of obscure references and questionable logic, but that won't matter because I'm going to use a bunch of big words that nobody understands and nobody will bother to look up and that won't matter either because it'll make me sound smart and anyway when you get right down to it that's what's important to me - sounding smart. Have I mentioned that I took my first doctorate in Interpretive Literature at age 12 from the Sorbonne in Paris? And I'm presently studying the effects of Elevator Maintenance on the Consciousness of Racial Minorities in Minsk, Russia? Yes, well, it's a fascinating area of research, with far reaching ramifications to the broader global society, blah blah blah. Blah, blah blah blah.
- I'm sorry, can you repeat that? I sort of glazed over right after, "Nuh-uh."
- I'd be happy to, my dim witted little friend, as I was saying...
And so it goes, on the Lit-Net.