The Planets- excerpt

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This is an excerpt? I'm no astrophysicist, but I betcha I can guess what the rest of the
story contains. Incidentally, I didn't know the moon was a planet, or the sun, for that matter.(I hope you don't think I'm being snarky and that you do think that a sense of humor
goes both ways.)

Pluto must have good lobbyists. Not only did it get itself reinstated as a planet after being demoted, but it got Mercury dropped off your list entirely. I think Mercury's a bit hot about this.

Thanks for letting me know whose name never to click on again.