Homework! Oh, Homework!

Homework! Oh homework!
I’ll spill you with black ink.
Linking verb, action verb,
You’re makin’ me pink.
Oh! You’re makin’ me sick!
I’d sell my liver
Or even worst
I’d throw you in the river


Homework! Oh homework!
I wish I can sell you,
In the shop full of shells!
I rather love bell,
Instead of learning cells.
Homework! Oh homework!
Please! Please! Go to hell!
Oh! Is that the belle?


I’d rather take baths
With a man-eating shark,
Or wrestle a lion
Alone in the dark,
Eat spinach and liver,
Pet ten porcupines,
than tackle the homework
My teacher assigns.


Homework! Oh, Homework!
You’re last on my list,
I simply can’t see
Why you even exist,
If you just disappeared
It would tickle me pink.
Homework! Oh, Homework!
I hate you! You stink!


Homework! Oh, Homework!
I‘d chew my hand away
Homework! Oh, Homework!
Then stay with you all day
Homework! Oh, Homework!
Why are you even here
Homework! Oh, Homework!
I’d feed you to a deer


Homework! Oh, Homework!
Don’t do it, save trees,
Homework! Oh, Homework!
You break our knees
Homework! Oh, Homework!
I’d burn my teacher’s house
Homework! Oh, Homework!
I‘d give him a dead