I don't believe so. I could send you the last novel I wrote, which was never published, but it is too long to send via this means. Perhaps I could send it as attachments to several emails.
With difficulty, to a limited degree. I did study Russian for a year once, in preparation for a trip to the USSR when I was writing A Russian Novel, now out of print but available 2nd hand via some of the online used-bookstores.
Nichevo - but as you can see I'm not capable of replying in Cyrillic orthography.
Kak pozhevyetye?
You want me? well ****ing well come and find me I'll be waiting with a gun and a pack of sandwiches And nothing...
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