Ome
Weird Fish-God

I don't believe so. I could send you the last novel I wrote, which was never published, but it is too long to send via this means. Perhaps I could send it as attachments to several emails.

With difficulty, to a limited degree. I did study Russian for a year once, in preparation for a trip to the USSR when I was writing A Russian Novel, now out of print but available 2nd hand via some of the online used-bookstores.

Nichevo - but as you can see I'm not capable of replying in Cyrillic orthography.

Kak pozhevyetye?

You want me? well ****ing well come and find me
I'll be waiting with a gun and a pack of sandwiches
And nothing...