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    09-13-2019, 06:09 PM
    Hawkman replied to a thread Nettles in Personal Poetry
    "We lived upon nettles, when nettles were good, And Waterloo porridge was the best of our food" Traditional, "The Four Loom Weaver"
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    09-06-2019, 03:41 PM
    Hawkman replied to a thread The last to go. in Personal Poetry
    Still not gone, then? Be well. Post on..
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    09-06-2019, 03:37 PM
    Hawkman replied to a thread Tick tock. in Personal Poetry
    Tick-tock, tick-tock, waiting for death. Why do we wait so long? It seems to take for ever to run out of breath...
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by Hawkman on 03-31-2012 at 05:07 AM
As someone, who, when young and in their prime, was blessed with extremely good eyesight, it is most vexing to experience, as a consequence of advancing years, the deterioration in visual acuity that more than half a century of looking at things seems to have engendered. No more crystal clarity and optical precision for Hawky, at least not without glasses. Distance viewing is less problematic for me, although there is an improvement when using mildly corrective lenses, but these days, close work

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Of Swans and Men

by Hawkman on 01-10-2012 at 08:55 AM
It isnít every day that one passes through the portal of a friendís abode and is confronted with a tableau reminiscent of a frieze from classical antiquity. I mean, there was I, responding to the insistent telephonic summons of Phil, my tame millionaire, demanding delivery of the latest shoot video, and clutching said DVD in my sweaty paw, I opened the door, and there they were, cuddling a swan. Well, I say they were cuddling a swan, but in actuality only one member of the trio in the kitchen was

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Complacent Cat

by Hawkman on 08-18-2011 at 10:14 AM
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Your odour too is really strong
How came you to this place?

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Your eyes are large and golden;
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Secular Orthodoxy

by Hawkman on 08-12-2011 at 07:00 PM
I have decided to open up my personal belief system of Orthodox Secularism to the general public, and herewith take this opportunity to invite the wealthier members of the forum to join my little sect. As I am, of necessity, the Principal Archimandrite of Secular Orthodoxy, I am particularly keen to attract millionaires to my congregation, their tithes being so much more worthwhile than widowís mites.

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Ode to a Dalek

by Hawkman on 07-27-2010 at 08:10 AM
Darling Dalek, donít evolve,
Your latest incarnation,
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the Tonka toy you have become
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Is not appropriate to your theme.
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