"I got my twelve-sided die and Iím ready to roll
With a Wizard and my Goblin crew
My friends are coming over to my momís basement
bringing Funyuns and Mountain Dew
I got a big broad sword made outta cardboard
And the stereoís a pumping Zeppelin
Its that time of the night we turn on the black light
Let the Dungeons and a Dragons Begin!

Itís D & D
Fighting with the Legends of Yore

Itís D & D
Never kissed a lady before


Now the lord of the rings a dark crystal and things
We use these as a reference tool
And when we put on our cloaks and tell Warlock jokes
We're the coolest kids at the school

No weíre not
I know...

Now Tak's a real bastard
But a fair dungeon master
Heís got hit points and charisma to lend

And I rehearse in my room or what I call the dragonís tomb
When Iím not Iím with my girlfriend

Wow wow wow
Youíve got a girlfriend?


Itís D & D
Warriors who terrify

Itís D & D

Virgins till the day we die..."

-Stephen Lynch-

(Of course, LARPers, and users of other systems besides the d20 are welcome too.)

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