Foxtrot's Theories
Rather Primitive limericks.
by , 02-15-2010 at 05:31 AM (1097 Views)
BAKED BEANS
He came into the room last,
So he wolfed baked-beans down fast.
He gave a yelp,
Called for help,
Then ran to the loo in a blast.
STICKY SAM
Meet my friend Sticky Sam,
He gets mucked-up in jam
He lived on a farm,
To avoid any harm,
And got himself stuck on a lamb.
CLEAN JEAN
There once was a woman named Jean,
Who thought she was really clean.
She hadn’t a clue,
Though everyone knew,
That her smell made them turn green.
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