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Foxtrot's Theories

Rather Primitive limericks.

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He came into the room last,
So he wolfed baked-beans down fast.
He gave a yelp,
Called for help,
Then ran to the loo in a blast.


Meet my friend Sticky Sam,
He gets mucked-up in jam
He lived on a farm,
To avoid any harm,
And got himself stuck on a lamb.


There once was a woman named Jean,
Who thought she was really clean.
She hadnít a clue,
Though everyone knew,
That her smell made them turn green.


  1. Heathcliff's Avatar
    Yea, more jargon I had to create for school.

    I mean, I get good marks for these things, but really, I would've hoped for more of a challenge the 'write three limericks'.
  2. Maryd.'s Avatar
    Hang in there girl... School will kick in and you'll be challenged before you know it.
  3. Virgil's Avatar
    Very good. I liked the first one best.
  4. skib's Avatar
    I agree with Virgil! That first one had me laughing pretty good!
    You've got a good sense of rhythm with all of them though.
  5. Heathcliff's Avatar
    I guess they are cool. Enough.

    Thank you guys!!