Living Breathing Contradiction...

So Halloween has come and gone and for most people costumes have been thrown out, or in a drawer to be forgoten. The hair color has washed out like the box said it would... Everything is fine and dandy..EXCEPT for me. so I bought candy even though the kids around here are terrified or my father. thinking maybe just maybe one or two would come. well i decided to dress up as somethhing fun and sweet so as not to scare anyone. So I get this hair gel type stuff its suppose to sit on top of your hair so you dont risk staining it. but before I did that for extra safety I soaked my hair with conditoner and blow dried it to mak sure nothing could be adsorbed... right, everything will be fine...wrong... I slather this stuff on takes 2 bottles cause my hair is really long, get dressed sit outside all night from 6pm until 10pm waiting for anyone, ended up feeding dancer snickers and walking next door and giving them the candy... Went to wash my hair and the flakes of blue in the bottom of the shower gave me false hope, than the slimyness of conditoner left in your hair left. get out towel dry my hair... the towel stays white..great sign...Look in the mirror and let out a blood curling scream... My hair is still the color of cookie monster. So I decided to follow the rinse lather and repeat cure... still has not worked. I think I am now stuck with bright blue hair. I mean if it was a dark blue or something it would be tolerable. but its bright blue. And Some people could pull that off... but not I... Sniff Sniff
To make it worse I had to attend a job interview with you guessed it...Bright Blue Hair. Since it was the day after haloween they cut me some slack and I go back in a week. but ugh. I feel like an lol. perhaps litnet will find humor in my distress.