The Murdering Cow
by, 10-25-2008 at 11:33 PM (1293 Views)
originally posted in the Write a Really Short Story in 50 Words or Less thread
The cow slowly turned her head to look back at the farmer who was milking her. "Knock, knock," she said. Startled, Farmer John could only ask, "who's there?" "The Murdering Cow," answered the verbose bovine. "The murdering cow who?" were the last words the farmer ever spoke.