BlaaauhhH! How ya like me Now!?
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, 05-10-2013 at 07:11 AM (4489 Views)
Grades came in early and I got 4 A's and 1 B! I guess letters on a page adequately compensate for sleep deprivation, weight loss, and vagaries. What I lack in monetary debt (thank God mum's got cheddar!) I gain in being a caged rat at my mother's abode for a decade. At least there'll be plenty of cheddar for this rat! This calls for a poem!
Cares
Adol09
[F]ree are we to express beliefs
[U]nder the halo of impartiality
[C]ollege is wonderful since it
[K]ills stupidity with arsenic wit
[C]ognizant of where we'll go
[O]n the path of manifest glory!
[L]oving life 'til we grow old
[L]oving to bag others' groceries
[E]at well of fruit for it is not forbidden
[G]race your with borrowed credit
[E]asily learn to love then love to learn to be a slave
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I would have started the next 2000 lines with exclamation points but the exclamation points would slowly lose their excitement.