Strange Happenings At The Workplace...
by, 04-10-2012 at 03:47 AM (792 Views)
I work at a beauty supply shop. We sell beauty products, hair extensions, and wigs among other things. Today, a fairly attractive young lady asked me if I would go out with her. Sensing she wasn't happy with how her life had been so far I replied, truthfully, "Yeah, sure. You look fine the way you are and you don't need to wear anything fancy."
She laughed and smiled and said, "Thanks. I needed that."
She proceeded further and asked "So would you have sex with me?"
Without hesitation I replied "Not right now."
A second later I thought to myself "Wait...Did I just say 'Not right now?'...."