Song of a New Potty
by
, 04-20-2011 at 02:52 PM (1430 Views)
So our old pot,
It rocked a lot:
When you had to "go",
It swayed to and fro.
Both the bowl and basin
Did much water wastin'.
A miserable crapper
With a broken flapper!
"Enough!" I said.
So off I sped
To the big box store.
Hoses, pipes and more
They had in great supply.
And potties! I had to try
To pick one with the perfect flush.
But I was in such a rush!
And I forgot
(wish I had not)
The hue of the pot!
This matters a lot!
White? Almond? Bisque? Or Bone?
If only I had known!
When then I took a mighty risk
And I went with a lovely bisque. . . .
Installation;
Defecation:
Numbers one and two
Cheer our potty new!
Stable, "Standard", and bright:
Flush and flow are just right.
I hereby proclaim a "pwn"
For our perfect little john.