I've been hanging out with the other old bats in the neighborhood, staying up late and then feeling horrid in the morning. Gone are the days when I can nurse a drink all night and wake up without a headache. Love life is diving into a big hole...What's happening with you?
sorry it took me so long to reply, you know how I can be haha. hope all is well with you, i forgot what i was going to say here.
So that's what the hole under my laundry room porch is...his escape hatch...smells like something from hell I called the plumber and said, "I have a slab leak that smells bad" He came over, "Hey, it's under the foundation...Um, yeah, if it was up top, I wouldn't call it a slab leak He looked perplexed, then disturbed, then said that we could cover it with dirt and we wouldn't notice it Well, I'm glad the young lady and you are still friends; you never really know where these things will take you. I married my best friend. It's about to storm again here...I hope Jeff or John or...doesn't come out again....I wonder if I should eat his cookies?
hahahaha! I wonder now what this cat's name truly is, perhaps even, he doesn't have one, he was born nameless and lives nameless in shadows and sewer drains. Yeah, well I don't know, she's becoming a good friend of mine, it's hard not to flirt with her she's adorable so the conversations are often cute and perky but I'm betting that's as far as it will go. It actually rained here today! I'm still sweating, at one in the morning though so perhaps the summer is, this nameless man? Seeking vengeance upon those who do not want it to be hot.
Jeff, he told me his name is Arnold and when he visited my neighbor it was Bruce; God, if you can't trust the devil, who can you trust. He brought me cookies on a plate with foil around them, said they were homemade; but couldn't give me the recipe...I think he bought them at Publix! So, is the lady totally gone now? You know, I used to wind up dating guys that I told, "I just don't think of you that way"....Yeah, after Mr Wonderful broke my heart and they were there for all those little hugs and little kisses... It's 6pm and still too hot outside to vacuum the car...When does Summer end...I thought it was fall!
haha! I know that guy, his name is Jeff, if your really nice he might bake you cookies. I can't say what kind of cookies, but good cookies. It keeps getting hotter and hotter out here I wish it would rain and have cold weather I would sleep the entire day.
No doubt; but I think I've already sold it to satan for immortality; there's this hooded thing that keeps following me and making me swerve in front of cars...wait, that might be the tea. It's a bit cooler here; still too hot to trim my plants, so I can't see out my windows.
hahaha, they want your soul! That's why I had mine rapped in magic satin, so it's still happy and comfortable, but can't be penetrated, in any bad way. Yeah yah know it's been nice here till today, now the heat is coming down on the land .
Don't you know it! I'm always running into those "I'm in a relationship...but she's in the North Pole...well, she's been missing for a year...but I still can't kiss you" types. Yet, they show up every night, call, wear down your will power...What do they want, anyway? It's still hot and muggy here, an occasional breezy night.
I HATE having physical attraction to friends lol, specially when its shared and they aren't single that makes really awkward nights lol. It's freezing right now, I LOVE IT. Not enjoying the work eh? haha.