Now that I think about it that's gonna be pretty damn hard to determine. I'm no good at designing tests. How about you design it and I'll test it out?
How does one decide which of the two is dumber, really? It's all personal opinion isn't it? Hm... We'll have to devise a fool-proof, universal 'dumbness test' Yes, I always do take things too far.
Well it's not the nicest thing to tell someone they're dumber than you on their birthday. But if you want to contest, I'll play along.
Yeah it was. Thanks Ben! Yes, you are younger... Dumber....? I could contest that claim.
Oh, its your birthday? Happy one! Be safe! (this coming from someone younger/dumber than you.)
Pfft! You call THAT a message!?! I'll wait until you finish it before I grace it with an answer.
Holy. Crap. I'm having a seizure from that message. Hi there! Long time no write. Yes, I owe you a foal and a mini donkey, and I'll throw in a Shetland pony and one of our new pigs too. (Their names are H1 and N1, and we call them the Influenza twins.) Postage? Naw. I'll just tell them my friend in Australia is expecting a big smelly package! Okey dokey. Ute. SUV. Gotcha. We use truck for everything- cars, trucks, utes ( :lol ), 18 wheelers, you name it. Well, I use truck for everything. Mainly 18 wheelers and heavy duty passenger vehicles. Sometimes we call transport trucks semi's, but I'm not sure why. There's nothing 'semi' about them. I just leave my boots on. If I have to get up and pee I don't want to be crawling around on the ground looking for my footwear. Were you asking about my duh or your duh? Mine was there because if it rains and you have your feet sticking out the window, they'll get wet. One of those common sense things. I'm glad you're a rotater. Not sure you'd look so good on a spit, though. Hmm. Interesting mental picture. Yeah, my mommy's chock-full of good advice! Okay. I can see you not being to Walmart if you don't have any. At least there's one corner of the planet they don't dominate. Seven F? Did you mean 70? I'd say seven is pretty durn cold. And of course, my handy dandy translation phone is laying on my truck seat out of batteries. Poo. I chased wounded birds because I worked at a pheasant hunting lodge in South Dakota last October/November. They're expensive, and my boss doesn't like losing them, because then the company loses money. I was building houses for people to live in (and for me to make money) . We got shut down because the lady that owned the subdivision ran out of money. That's okay- she was crazy obsessive about things and I don't miss her yelling at us. Yeah, if I remember that was a long hard day, so I was legitimately lazy! Not like the rest of the winter. No! No lawyers! I promise, I won't EVER use it down there! Lawyers scare me to death! Yes, I drink it very strong! Its nice, because then when I start drinking beer, I get full before I get drunk. I wear two brands of boots- Ariats and Tony Lama's, and they are both wonderfully comfortable. I wouldn't drink anything out of any of them though! Aaaand I'm out of time. Dinner bell just rang, so I'll have to come back and finish later!
Nope, I don't think I've beaten your last effort. I'll just have to try harder next time.
You forgot? I think you may have me beat, that message was huge. I'll give you the benefit of the doubt, because I can't tell which is longer! That was probably the most useless explanation ever! But then, you haven't heard me try to give directions. I'll send you over a swag with your koala, they are pretty handy. So you owe me a foal and a mini donkey right? This is going to turn out quite expensive, postage-wise. Ute is short for utility vehicle (I think), NOBODY actually uses that term. Basically anything with a tray on the back, is called a ute. So, we use the word truck for the huge big -er- trucks, like the ones used for transport. What do you call those? But then you'd get cold feet!! Or do you just leave your boots on? Duh? What's the duh for?? Nope, I don't. I rotate, I'm like a pig on the spit Your mum (mom - same diff) must be a clever lady We don't have Walmart in Australia I guess that explains it then? I promise though, if I ever go near a Walmart, I will go in and check it out. I was suffering badly today, it was about 7 (F) so you can feel better. Ok, 31 (c) can be warm, especially if you have really cold temps to compare it to, but I like warmth. That's like a perfect temperature for me. Ours can get anywhere around 45 (c - you can convert it, I'm feeling lazy ), it doesn't stay that hot. The average is probably mid thirties in summer? Chasing wounded birds? What were you building houses for - besides the obvious? I'm sure you had a perfectly good reason, just like I always do; Can't be bothered! You know what? I can't even remember the last time I saw somebody have their first drink. It's only copyrighted in Australia, so you can use it where you are. If you come to Aus and use it, I may have to set my team of lawyers onto you So you drink it really strong? Blegh!!! Wait, do you even mix it?? I once tried this guy's homemade bourbon at a pub, it was the worst thing I have ever tasted... It was like liquid gas and took my breath away! Never again. So what did you do to equal that one!?! It must have been good. I do all sorts of stupid stuff when drinking, last time I had too much I tried to wheel away our esky (do you know THAT one??) and just tipped it up, leaving all the ice and drinks behind me. I wondered why it was so light Nope you won't go thirsty here I know a particular person that drinks beam like water and turns nasty, now I can't stand even the smell of it. I think get it, you like Jack? What sort of boots do you wear? It's pretty gross, but they seem to think it's all very manly and tough. Yeah, we've got a lot of different eucalypt species Over in WA we only have one species that they actually eat (koalas aren't native to WA). Yep, they sure do. If you watch them eat, they sniff everything first Eucalyptus is poisonous full stop, it's just the levels that vary, they have special adaptations to neutralise the toxins. Noooo! It's apple mixed with pumpkin and sweet corn. Are you a sneaky baby food eater?? Ours are ok to kiss, I guess, but you have to make sure they don't decide that they want to climb on you They'll just grab your face. If you ever feel the urge to kiss a koala you can visit my work Ah ha ha times those claws by about fifty and that's what I get on a daily basis. You know, you could have still got a rat and not let it climb in your shirt?? Yeah, you have to be careful where you get tattoos, it's stupid, but it can limit your job options. That tat sounds pretty cool, are you planning on being free range your whole life then? Just make sure it's not super common. It's hilarious, over here every second tattoo is a southern cross. It's good to be patriotic and all, but it kind of takes away the cool factor when it's that common. Yes, very lucky you were wearing your jeans! So the only thing that worries you about getting your leg ripped off is a tetanus shot?? I had to get another shot last year after I flipped an atv and cut my hand open, then they were going to give me another one after the eye incident, but I'd only had the shot like a month and a half before Why Stranglers?? Do you mean like Wrangler the brand? Or is that just what you call jeans? I have a pair of Wrangler jeans I've had the WORST luck with bosses in my last few jobs, it really sucks. You're lucky. Yep, that's what I'm like, I get over it soon though and am a perfect angel again Ok, I'm confused. You have a family ranch and then you also work at that guest ranch? I looked at the site, it looks like a beautiful place and lots of fun Landscape maintainence? Do you like it? You must be a jack of all trades, at least you'd never get bored Um I've been wrangling koalas () for about a year and a half now. I may be looking for a new job soon, due to a change of circumstances. I wonder what I'll be doing next?? Ha ha, I'm obviously going to keep talking to you. I've just replied haven't I?? Although maybe I should have taken my title and ran. I haven't seen my message yet, but I don't think it's going to cut it.
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