Look I know I'm an imbecile who has in idea what he's talking about, but I wish to get to know you.
I wish to learn about art from you. Specifically, to know what makes art great.
What do you wish to discuss concerning art?
Can I have a discussion about art with you?
So where do you teach at?
Wanna have a conversation?
Can I as you a question about translations?
What is the meaning of art?
http://people.bu.edu/rcarney/aboutrc/bio.shtml This one has gained quite a following. I was windering what you would think of him since he's become a bit infamous.
Mind if I recommend you a very interesting critic? Go right ahead.