:lol: I especially love the first one:D
oh gosh! that was...brilliant! "Maf"..."farting"...
Is this what I'll be consigned to upon getting married? Because...I am a good cook, if I do say so myself . So's my Mom, for that matter, and, ahem, well. My Dad. Yeah.
very very funny
I don't how I missed this one but I too thought it was funny. But all sympathies for YOUR Very Suffering spouse.
Hi Andy. I still would like you to read my previous blog, "The Gas Crises"
hahaha, those are HILARIOUS!!! I loved them!
Granny, so nice to see you! Thanks. Let me know what he thinks.
Great, Virgil! I think I'll have to read this to my grandson...for some reason, he loves gas stories...must be the male in him.
Thank you ladies, I'm glad you enjoyed it. I had my wife read it and I heard her laugh out loud when she got to the end.
Meg, I guess that's a husband thing.
Jannine - I'll look for that at the pharmacy.
Becca - "It seemed like a bit of a film." Thank you. Visual is what I strive for.
Sophia - Ah, thaks. Plural. Yes boys.
LMAO... boys and their horns (toot toot). Loved it Virgil!!!
(I don't know if anyone else pointed this out because I haven't read the comments but I think there is a tiny grammatical typo?)
"All the weights and equipment was his own "
Ahh Virg, . The style you wrote this in said New York to the core. I enjoyed it. It seemed like a bit of a film.
I guess it's a gas crisis in '09, too... at least, for your wife. This could be grounds for divorce! hahah.
On a practical note try natural charcoal tablets, over the counter at your local pharamacy; also Phayzme works! Yogart should actually help your gut. I eat Activa everyday. It's really good for you.
:lol: :lol: Oh my! I was laughing so hard at this. Here I was expecting a nicely written bit about the gas prices, and instead it is a bit about farting, though it is still nicely written:D Your poor wife... I can sympathize since my husband is the same and he always blames my food. I may have to site this story and blame it on his exercising;)
Nicely done, Virgil. I also thought you were going to talk about a serious thing there. But I can relate to your problem, as I suppose everybody can. ;)
hahaha Virgil, this made me laugh out loud. that whole story was precious and hilarious.
First, the yogurt tends to come with some fruit, such as peaches. I bring an apple or a little package of apple sauce or an orange or a banana. Actually banana might be the most likely. I don't think I've taken melon to work, though we eat melon as a desert after dinner sometimes.
What fruit do you eat the yoghurt with Virgil? It could be a combination of the two. Lactose is, apparently, quite difficult to digest as are some types of fruit. Melon, for example, is traditionally eaten at the beginning of a meal because it is so difficult to digest. It sits around in the digestive tract for a long time and the rest of your food kind of sits on top of it, waiting, and going manky in the process. Yuk
Fifth - Of course I blamed her. Yes, I bet the yogurt has something to do with it. Maybe the combination of yogurt and fiber. I only have the yogurt during the week when I go to work and the gas is not as bad on the weekends.
Yes, Virgil , I thought you may worry about the vegetarian piece and I'm still eating the prescribed portions of red meat. Just went nuts and bought tons of fruit and veggies from Costco and couldn't eat it all. I've since moderated myself as I HATE to see food go to waste.
Thanks for the congrats mother h!
5th I think yogurt can contribute to the problem too!
Fifth- even Adam blamed Eve