Halls of the Dark Muse

I hate went get random emails to mostly I general delete them but sometimes I just have glance. To honest most to time load rubbish or to good to be true.

If is real can imagine hes face when ask you describe yourself, hes probably faint or have heart attack that someone reply.

Yes I am like you, most of the time I just delete them out of hand, but every now and then I will take a peek at one, if it does not look like obvious spam, and this was one wa worth it for the humur vaule.

LOL I told my dearly beloved that he better watch out, he has some compitiion now.

Hey dear... He could be your dream come true... Hahahahahahaha.

Hmm if only he was a little older and a little richer, I could maybe put up with him for a few years.......


hahaha I jest of course.

Though it does give me an interesting idea for a story.

You reminded me what a friend who had come back from his service in the Navy told me many years ago. He said that sailors have this philosophy, that they will go up to a 20 women in a bar and without even starting a conversation ask them to bed. 19 of them will probably say no and maybe even give you a smack. But there will be that one. At least that's the sailor's take on things.

That is one way of looking at things. Though I wonder where he even came acorss my e-mail address and how he even knew I was a female.

How about a 59 year old not fearing God enough Christian who harbors slightly unorthodox desires for a certain well thought of moderator? Always amused by these types that slap the word Christian next to their name like it's a Good Housekeeping Seal of Approval. There are some wonderful fundamental Christians out there and then there are not. I have scars from both. Good entry.

Haha yes I know, and he says it like he thinks that is going to be a major selling point.

How random is that? :) I would have e-mailed him back.

Such chutzpah, but still...no

I ge these types of emails to I often wonder if anyone actually replys to them and where they come from. Muse it is funny that you mention the age thing. My girlfriends and I were out to dinner last night (without the boys) and we were talking about what our top age limit would be with men (we are all over 30 and I am 39 next month) we all said 50 max so it is no surprise that the 50 was enough to make you hit delete.

The religious thing would be enough to
scare me off. How random. I agree,
somehow money (in theory) makes someone
even slightly interesting.

If its too good to be true, its false. The internet aids people to be false, and meeting people is hard enough in person...be cautious.

Originally Posted by B-Mental

If its too good to be true, its false. The internet aids people to be false, and meeting people is hard enough in person...be cautious.

It must be true than because from my perspective it ain't that good!

To Joreads and Jersea yes, the combination of the age thing and the religion thing were huge red flags to me. Though of course I would not have responded even if those two things were not a factor, those two things just made it a whole lot more amusing.