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  1. Rude awakening

    by , 09-19-2007 at 10:40 AM (Barmy Blue's Bland Blog)
    Well, where to begin. It’s a bit tricky because I didn’t do this yesterday, I was too tired. You’ll find out why in due course.
    I didn’t sleep well last night (I’ll try and write it as if I wrote it yesterday so as I don’t confuse myself).
    At about 3:30 in the morning they all came in, loud and stomping around like a herd of elephants. They’ll settle down or I’ll get used to it hopefully, before I have some kind of mental breakdown from lack of sleep. I suppose it doesn’t help that
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  2. Into the shark pond

    by , 09-17-2007 at 07:33 PM (Barmy Blue's Bland Blog)
    Sunday
    My first day here and we weren’t ready when dad came to get us and took a while to get sorted. Then mum put Eddie in a bag where syrup pudding leaked and he got all sticky so we had to try and clean him up. I had to navigate, which just meant holding the out of date atlas that’s about as old as I am, and dad got a bit lost. We eventually arrived, parked etc. We signed in and got my room key and padlock for a cupboard. Then I had to check in with medical by filling in a form. One of
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  3. Closer little fish

    by , 09-15-2007 at 07:30 AM (Barmy Blue's Bland Blog)
    'Come closer little fish, closer,' the shark calls, ready to snap me up in it's jaws. This is my last day at home as far as I know anyway. Tomorrow I'm moving into Uni. and I'm terrified. Absolutely terrified. I've never even moved house in all my life. I don't even know if I've got everything I'll need. I don't even know what I'll need. I called my cousin, even though it's been a while since she went to Uni. and she said to take the stuff you'd take if you were moving out and if it turns ...
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  4. Giant Jelly Baby and miniature mice

    by , 09-08-2007 at 05:59 PM (Barmy Blue's Bland Blog)
    YES, IT FITS!!!
    I was worried that title wouldn’t fit in the box and I’d have had to put in a crummier title.
    We did it.
    Mum popped into the bank before they closed. Then we picked up her new glasses and then we popped into WHSmith to find White Tack because you can’t pin things up in your room at Uni. and if you damage the wall (e.g. by Blu Tack (Though I’d prefer to think of it as Blue Tack as that’s how I’ve always imagined it being spelt)). I asked someone at school once
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  5. I'm mad

    by , 09-06-2007 at 05:56 PM (Barmy Blue's Bland Blog)
    Some ******* upset my mum and it makes me angry, especially when she told me what he said. I clenched my fist so tightly it hurt, I was so angry .
    Mum came home. I was upstairs when she came in and when I came down I cuddled her. I don’t normally do that until later on in the night but I felt rather happy. I like to cuddle my mum, she’s always warm and cuddly. Then I heard an irregularity in her breathing, the kind when someone’s upset, when you know they’re about to cry. I asked
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