The Adventures of 'Bob' the piece of paper and his sidekick Bob the twig
So it happened today that i woke up, which in itself is actually a good thing, you don't want to sleep a full day and wake up missing it the day after because something significant can happen everyday you live.
The problem is that nothing significant happened, I am still waiting for the great war to unfold between universes, I am still searching for 42. It is a road that leads nowhere, but without a destination, don't all roads lead somewhere, but ultimately nowhere at all? You'll
THE FICKLE SINGS OF GODS
Even though many will say that Gods are a figment of imagination, there will be even more people that disagree. Sure, Gods may be a little strange, a little far fetched, but somehow, the concept of God has touched millions. These people are all deluded. Gods do not feature into the universe, they are not omnipresent, they are not omniscient and they certainly arn’t worth a dime for a dollar.
Yet still people are bothered with Gods, the concept
Updated 08-16-2009 at 04:59 PM by AimusSage
TWO FOLDS OF ‘BOB’(1)
After ‘Bob’ heard the words of Charles in the vision, he immediately went and got a discount card for the local supermarket. He rather liked being invisible. The unforeseen side effect was that he temporarily phased out of existence and came into a world where the most exciting thing was a flying donkey with a big ***(2) . Bob would have liked it there as a number of sultry pine trees where standing together, looking from under their leaves, eyeing ‘Bob’ as
Updated 08-16-2009 at 05:16 PM by AimusSage
THE ADVENTURES OF ‘BOB’ THE PIECE OF PAPER AND HIS SIDEKICK BOB, THE TWIG.
THE PART 299 AND A BIT
Like all adventures, so do the adventures of ‘Bob’ the piece of paper start on an ordinary day, just like any other, or is it?
‘Bob’ is lying in the garden, enjoying the gaze of the sun on his brisk white, smoothly naked surface. Bob, as usual, is trying to attach his ending to the nearest tree for some nourishment.
“You know ‘Bob’, this tree, I think
Updated 08-16-2009 at 05:28 PM by AimusSage
Or, more commonly referred to as: Bobs miraculous revival from the jaws of a troglobite’s vision.
It all happened on a Saturday. Bob was falling from the sky he was born into. His everlasting wings had failed him. No more lifts by the wind, only the tears in his eyes, as he fell towards the earth far below. Through the shadows, clouds surround him. Ten seconds.
The sky is clear, the earth below, why did it have to end like this? Only a few moments ago he was safe,
Updated 08-16-2009 at 05:50 PM by AimusSage