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I once slept with a guy who has a tattoo saying "first pants, then shoes."
And I am thinking about him right now as I get ready for a random "I'm perfectly fine going out by myself" night. I really am just fine going out by myself. It will be a little weird laughing by myself in a small theater at an improv show, but I'll get used to it. You know how people say that crying by yourself is fine, but laughing by yourself feels weird? Not exactly... Laughing by yourself is ...