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  1. Dogs...

    Male dogs...

    Why do they have to lift up their fourth leg to urinate...?

    And why do they sniff each others butt? Is it for identification?

    Once, I had a dog come up and sniff my butt. Needless to say...It tickled...And was uncomfortable.

    I immediately said to that dog name "Dude", "Dude, my I.D. ain't in there boy."

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  2. Introduction...Ugh...

    Oh...My...Goodness!

    Why are some introduction to books so long!? It drives me crazy sometimes. I know I can just skip the introduction but I'm not that kind of person. I can't skip it.

    I think it's my OCD.

    It's actually not as bad as some others that I've heard of.

    Let me see here...

    I like even numbers...So if I'm in a car and the volume is on an odd number I have to change it to even.

    Umm...Being on ...

    Updated 05-07-2012 at 07:35 PM by Neo_Sephiroth

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  3. Strange Happenings At The Workplace...

    I work at a beauty supply shop. We sell beauty products, hair extensions, and wigs among other things. Today, a fairly attractive young lady asked me if I would go out with her. Sensing she wasn't happy with how her life had been so far I replied, truthfully, "Yeah, sure. You look fine the way you are and you don't need to wear anything fancy."

    She laughed and smiled and said, "Thanks. I needed that."

    She proceeded further and asked "So would ...
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  4. How Goes It, Lit-Net?

    My goodness...How long has it been? It feels like ages!

    I can't even remember the last time that I've been here.

    Well, I'm back...Again and busier than ever. But we can all say that, can we? Yes, yes we can.

    There are so many things on my to do list!

    ...Finding a job...
    ...Finding a better job...
    ...Getting my own place...
    ...Not strangling my roommate...
    ...Getting a new car...
    ...Finding a wife... ...
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  5. Question!

    Does anybody want to read a short story I wrote for the kids?
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