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Austenaut (as in astronaut, get it?)
05-24-2005, 06:07 PM
I think that this book was a classic example of first class balderdash! I read the book under persuasion of my wife and for enlightenment I had my deckchair moved onto my grounds to return to nature. I found that the book really put me in the mood for dinner, which I found quite exquisite. Any way it was a pile of piffle. Fortunatelyit's pathetic exsistance was cut short by a falling zebra coloured cack. Thank God. There is now a huge smear on page 83 and a stench like a dead man's belch. An attrosity which I will never allow to infiltrate my nostrils ever. But now for cake. Tally ho!<br><br>Lord Haw Haw.