Sideburns

[Jack of Hearts]

Sweet lil' thang workin' the chair
Fell leg first from heaven and landed right there
You can do what you want
You may do as you please
For fifteen bucks my eyebrow gets tweezed

With slender, firm fingers I like what you do
Nevermind ear snips, won't mind a shampoo
Just one rule, sweetie, for this hard cash you'll earn
Get the hell 'way from these mighty side-burns!

Owww mama!

[PrinceMyshkin]

Jaunty and fun. I wished you had continued in the twang of the first line.

[hillwalker]

'Blue Suede Shoes' updated and relocated to a hair salon. Great stuff.

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[Haunted]

cheeky! enjoyed it a lot.