Pants game

[nome1486]

All right, here's another silly game I borrowed from another forum (like we need one more ;) ). It is basically taking any movie line and replacing one or more select words with the word "pants." Seeing as how this is a literature forum, I suppose it would also work with quotes from books, but it might not work as well since quotes from books are usually less well-known, and you also don't have the fun of visualizing a famous actor saying some goofy pants phrase.

Anyway, here's an example that I'll steal from Max Whittaker's signature from the movie The Empire Strikes Back (or is it Return of the Jedi?)

"Pants lead to anger, pants lead to hate, pants lead to suffering."

To put it another way:

"Fear leads to pants, anger leads to pants, hate leads to pants."

:lol: Okay, so it looks silly, but after seeing so many pants quotes the word "pants" eventually starts to sound really funny.

[Jay]

'In pants far, far away' you mean? :D;)

[Isagel]

My dear Jay "shall i compare thee to a summer's pants"?

[Jay]

LOL, up to you hehehe ;)

'Follow the white pants' :D:D:D hehehe

[verybaddmom]

um.....call me pants.

[Jay]

Pants, James Pants :D

[evulik]

I should search more words and sentences with pants in dictionary (otherwise I will get lose in your pants world ;) )

[Isagel]

"May the pants be with you"

[Taliesin]

"All stories, if continued far enough, end in pants."
"I cried becasue I had no shoes, until I saw a man who had no pants"
"Quoth the raven, "Pants.""

[nome1486]

Remember, it's a sin to pants a mockingbird.

[nome1486]

*by the way, you've proven me wrong and then some about the book quotes...these are much better than many I've seen. I stand corrected! :thumbs_up

[Miranda]

From the beginning of The Legend of Sleepy Hollow by Washington Irving

'A pleasing land of pants it was,
Of pants that wave before the half shut eye;
And of gay pants in the clouds that pass,
Pants flushing round a summer sky

[nome1486]

Our revels now are ended. These our pants,
As I foretold you, were all spirits, and
Are melted into air, into thin air.

[subterranean]

from the Movie...pants her, she's french!

[Isagel]

Talisin - "I cried becasue I had no shoes, until I saw a man who had no pants" that was funny! Nome- "Our revels now are ended. These our pants,
As I foretold you, were all spirits, and
Are melted into air, into thin air" - that was pure elegance.


I just realised what wonderful sick little things you can create with a bit of sick, sick imagination, here´s two classical quotes and two from the movies: :

"I love the smell of pants in the morning. That burnt gasoline smell. Smells like .... victory" - org Apocalypse now

"I have seen pants you people would not believe" org Blade runner

"April is in my mistress face and july in her pants has place".

"Give me liberty or give me pants!"

[Liina]

All the world`s a stage and all the men and women merely pants. Pants have their exits and their entrances and one pant(s) in his time plays many parts. His pants being seven ages.

To be or not to be, that is the question. Whether `tis nobler in the pants to suffer, the slings and arrows of outrageous pants. Or to take arms against the sea of pants and by opposing ...(I`ve forgotten the word - win?) them.

My faint spirit is sitting in the light of thy pants, my love.
It`s panting for thee like the hind at noon for the pants, my love.

Don`t go gentle into that good pants,
rage, rage against the dying of the pants!

Just some quotes that came to my mind at the moment....:)

[Liina]

Oh, and one more - I have nothing to declare but my own pants...

[Jay]

Got a crazy idea ;):

How do I love pants? Let me count the ways.
I love pants to the depth and breadth and height
My soul can reach, when feeling out of sight
For the ends of being and ideal grace.
I love pants to the level of every day's
Most quiet need, by sun and candle-light.
I love pants freely, as men strive for right.
I love pants purely, as they turn from praise.
I love pants with the passion put to use
In my old griefs, and with my childhood's faith.
I love pants with a love I seemed to lose
With my lost saints. I love pants with the breath,
Smiles, tears, of all my life; and, if God choose,
I shall but love pants better after death.

[amuse]

ask not what your pants can do for you, but what you can do for your pants.
:D

[subterranean]

:D :D :D...poor JFK..

[papayahed]

Friends, Romans, countrymen lend me your pants.

Out of the Frying Pan and into the pants.

[nome1486]

Some are born pants, some achieve pants, and some have pants thrust upon them.

Leave the gun, take the pants.

[subterranean]

"The Silence of the Pants"

Starring: Anthony Pants

[subterranean]

Jackie CHan's Rumble in the Pants

[verybaddmom]

ask not what your pants can do for you, but what you can do for your pants.
:D

Jackie CHan's Rumble in the Pants


OMG toooo funny.
LMAO

a pants in the hand is worth two in the bush

[Isagel]

Ha ha how about - a bird in the hand is worth two in the pants
or a bird in the pants is worth two in the bush

[verybaddmom]

LMFAO!!!!

(s10cr)

[amuse]

lately things [they] don't seem the same
acting funny but i don't know why
'scuse me while i kiss the pants

she was a night bird flying thrououough the pants
:D

sorry jimi

mae west: come up ;) and pants me sometime

[Pickles]

In a hole in the ground there lived a hobbit. Not a nasty, dirty, wet hole, filled with the ends of worms and an oozy smell, nor yet a dry, bare, sandy hole with nothing in it to sit down on or to eat; it was a hobbit hole, and that means pants."

[poehee99]

Oscar Wilde "A man can't be too careful in the choice of his pants."

Martin luther King jr "I have a dream that my four little children will one day live in a nation where they will not be judged by the color of their pants, but by the content of their character."

[verybaddmom]

go ahead: make my pants

[nome1486]

Hahaha

What is this, a center for pants?

[Scheherazade]

All right, here's another silly game I borrowed from another forum (like we need one more ;) ). It is basically taking any movie line and replacing one or more select words with the word "pants." Seeing as how this is a literature forum, I suppose it would also work with quotes from books, but it might not work as well since quotes from books are usually less well-known, and you also don't have the fun of visualizing a famous actor saying some goofy pants phrase.

Anyway, here's an example that I'll steal from Max Whittaker's signature from the movie The Empire Strikes Back (or is it Return of the Jedi?)

"Pants lead to anger, pants lead to hate, pants lead to suffering."

To put it another way:

"Fear leads to pants, anger leads to pants, hate leads to pants."

:lol: Okay, so it looks silly, but after seeing so many pants quotes the word "pants" eventually starts to sound really funny.

"It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a single man in possession of a good fortune must be in want of pants."

From Pride and Prejudice

[AimusSage]

From 'The Fellowship of the ring'

Aragorn: If by my life or death I can protect you, I will. You have my pants...
Legolas: ...and you have my pants...
Gimli: ...and my pants.
Boromir: You carry the fate of us all, little one. If this is indeed the will of the pants, then Gondor will see it done.

:D

Elrond: Nine pants. So be it. You shall be the fellowship of the pants

Galadriel: The one pants to rule them all.

:D

[shortysweetp]

"Emma Woodhouse, handsome, clever, and rich, with a comfortable pants and happy disposition, seemed to unite some of the best pants of existence; and had lived nearly twenty-one years in the world with very little to distress or vex her."

from Emma

[papayahed]

From one of the best movies ever made:

"If this is a counselor's ship, where's the pants?"

[RococoLocket]

"I'll be pants"

- Classic Arnie :cool:

[Scheherazade]

"Pants, my dear Watson."

[shortysweetp]

"frankly my pants, I dont give a d***"

[Basil]

"Between pants and nothing, I will take pants."

The Wild Palms, William Faulkner

[Bianca Fransen]

'Sir, I wanted to ask you something.'
'Ask ayway, then, m'boy, ask away...'
'Sir, I wondered what you know about.. about Pants?'
- Tom Riddle and Professor Slughorn in Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince -

[Miss Darcy]

I love pants. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by.
Douglas Adams, author of The Hitchiker's Guide to Pants

[Scheherazade]

“Pants! Pants! My kingdom for pants!”

Richard III

[mono]

"All pants abandon, ye who enter in!"

- from Dante Alighieri's Inferno

[Scheherazade]

"Where are the pants of yesteryear?"

[mono]

"Always forgive your pants; nothing annoys them so much."

Oscar Wilde

[imthefoolonthehill]

I had a biology teacher who loved to convince incoming freshman that there was a silent K in front of pants - so it was spelled kpants. He was very convincing... and could fool quite a few people.

(no, it didn't work on me)

[Scheherazade]

'Out, d*mned pants! Out, I say!'

-Lady Macbeth

[Basil]

I Tiresias, old man with wrinkled pants
Perceived the scene, and foretold the rest—

T.S. Eliot, The Waste Land

(kpants is from that old TV show "Get A Life")

[papayahed]

Darth Vadar, only you could be so pants.

[mono]

Genesis 1:1 "In the beginning God created the pants and the shorts. The pants were without form, and void; and darkness was on the face of the deep."

(I think I have a place reserved in hell for typing this one :D)

[Bianca Fransen]

(I think I have a place reserved in hell for typing this one :D)
Ah, glad someone is joining me there ;)

[Miss Darcy]

(I think I have a place reserved in hell for typing this one :D)
Ah, glad someone is joining me there ;)

Pray let me second that most vociferously. ;)

A man cannot be comfortable without his own pants.
Mark Twain

The pants, likening themselves to all kinds of strangers, go in various disguises from city to city, observing the wrongdoing and the righteousness of men.
Homer (800 BC - 700 BC), The Odyssey

[Scheherazade]

"What's in a name? That which we call pants
By any other word would smell as sweet."

From Romeo and Juliet

[Aramis]

Time to mutilate good quotes by one of my favourite authors (Alexandre Dumas).
"All for pants, pants for all." - The Three Musketeers
"It is necessary to have wished for pants in order to know how good life is to live." - The Count of Monte Cristo

On to Rosencrantz and Guildenstern Are Dead...
"Player: We're pants! We're the opposite of people!"
"Rosencrantz: So, we've got a letter which explains pants.
Guildenstern: You've got it!
Rosencrantz: I thought you had it.
Guildenstern: I do have it.
Rosencrantz: You have it?
Guildenstern: You've got it!
Rosencrantz: I don't get it!"

[NEDJ293]

"The Man in the Iron Mask"- Alexandre Dumas

“You traverse the town and the streets in pants?”
“In pants, as you say.”
“And do you still use your uniform?”
“Yes, I should think so; but only when I am compelled. Do me the pleasure to summon Francois.”
“Have you no pants there?”
“’Tis not for pants, but because it is hot here and the window is shut.”
“I shut the windows at supper-time so as not to hear the sounds or the arrival of couriers.”
“Ah, yes! You hear them when the window is open?”
“But too well, and that disturbs me. You understand!”
“Nevertheless, I am suffocated. Francois!” Francois entered. “Open the windows, I pray you, Francois! You will allow him, dear M. Baisemeaux?”
“You are at home here,” answered the governor. The window was opened.

[avolita]

"you've Got Pants"

:d :d :d

[Scheherazade]

"I am a Jew. Hath not a Jew pants?"

- Shylock from Merchant of Venice

[mono]

"The meeting of two pants is like the contact of two chemical substances: if there is any reaction, both are transformed."

Carl Jung

("pants" replaced for "personalities")

[Nightshade]

"Sir may I have some pants"
"Goats pants and meals mush" ( for the deprived and uniformed this is a direct misquote from THe Mark of Zorro Johnston McCulley first Zorro book!:D



wow this game is the opoisite of pants its ace!:D:p (sorry couldnt resist!)

[mono]

Pants be not proud, though some have called thee
Mighty and dreadfull, for, thou art not soe,
For, those, whom thou think'st, thou dost overthrow,
Die not, poore pants, nor yet canst thou kill mee.
From rest and sleepe, which but thy pictures bee,
Much pleasure, then from thee, much more must flow,
And soonest our best men with thee doe goe,
Rest of their bones, and soules deliverie.
Thou art slave to Fate, Chance, kings, and desperate men,
And dost with poyson, warre, and sicknesse dwell,
And poppie, or charmes can make us sleepe as well,
And better then thy stroake; why swell'st thou then?
One short sleepe past, wee wake eternally,
And pants shall be no more; pants, thou shalt die.

John Donne

[Adelheid]

Pants is boring, pants is mean, pants go for the other team :D

[Nightshade]

Get pants to a nunnery

[Adelheid]

Pant's came, Pant's saw, and Pant's conquered..... :D

[Nightshade]

There is method in his pants

[mono]

The wisest men follow their own pants.

Euripides

('pants' replaced for 'direction' :D)

[kilted exile]

"All sanity depends on this: that it should be a delight to feel pants strike the skin, a delight to stand upright, knowing the bones are moving easily under the pants" ~ Doris Lessing

"The foolish man seeks happiness in the distance, the wise grows it under his pants." ~ James Oppenheim

[dejosc]

"the names Pants, James Pants"

[Loki]

"I'm Pants. Draco Pants."
:p

[Nightshade]

Pants are the source of all evil.

[dejosc]

inside every living pants is a dead pants waiting to get out

[samercury]

Funny (lol)

"Old King Pants was a merry old soul
And a merry old soul was he"

[samercury]

Where have all the good pants gone?

[Nightshade]

"When the going gets pants, the pants get going"

[Scheherazade]

'nobody, not even the rain, has such small pants'

[B-Mental]

"Pants?"
"We don't got no stinking pants."
"Hey...We don't need no stinkin pants!"

....this works best if you use your best mexican/english accent.

[B-Mental]

Its like my Mama always tol' me...pants is like a box of chocolate...

[B-Mental]

Quoth the raven "Pants."

[B-Mental]

no quote, I just like this thread and wanted to be the 20000 post

[B-Mental]

"All stories, if continued far enough, end in pants."
"I cried becasue I had no shoes, until I saw a man who had no pants"
"Quoth the raven, "Pants.""

Drat I didn't realise that Taliesin beat me to the punch.

OK, try this one from the Blues Brothers...

Elwood:"Its a hundred miles to Chicago. We got a full tank of pants, half a pack of cigarettes, its dark out and we're wearing pants."

Jake: "Hit it!"

[Pendragon]

The shades of night were falling fast
When through an Alpine village passed
A youth who bore 'mid snow and ice
A banner with the strange device
PANTS

[samercury]

I blame it all on 'The Pants'.

[B-Mental]

Pants! Pants! My kingdom for pants! (OK, so I paraphrase)

[YellowCrayola]

"Hasta la vista, pants." (Lol, that's the best I could do.)

[Tachikawa]

"You have my love...and my pants." KOH

[B-Mental]

Curses foiled again! This time by Big Sister herself, eh Scher?

OK then I'll try ....

"Thou shallt not covet thy neighbor's pants."

[Pendragon]

"You are old, Father William," The Young Man said,
"And your pants have become very white..."

[B-Mental]

"But Cleon could not. He needed pants. In fact, now that the thought of pants had come to him-and in view of the modern history of the pants, it was inevitable that pants had come to him-he could see that getting rid of pants was quite impossible. It couldn't be done."

Isaac Asimov -=Prelude to Foundation p.319

[Pendragon]

I passed by his garden
And marked with one eye,
How The Owl and The Pants
Were sharing a pie...

Lewis Caroll... from Alice in Wonderland

[samercury]

"Now, they were in no Pants land" :D

[Pendragon]

"Frankly, my dear, I don't give PANTS"

[querida]

I could do that.... I have some pants up here.... but I do not think you would accept my pants, as I am only waiting around to kill you.

[Pendragon]

Little Miss Muffet, sat on a tuffet
Eating her curds and pants
Along came a spider, and sat down beside her--
And said "I see you got those knickers in France!" :blush: :blush: :blush: :p

[samercury]

Good one Pendragon :lol:

[Pendragon]

Good one Pendragon :lol:Thank you! Thank you! You're too kind! :)

[samercury]

"Pants be nimble, Pants be swift,
Pants jump over the candlestick"

[Tachikawa]

Yes, the White Pants of Gondor. The Pants of the King.

[B-Mental]

Gorm's expression jolted into anger. "Pants! That's against the Convention"

Isaac Asimov-=Foundation p. 175

[Tachikawa]

"We've just passed into the realm of Pants."

[Darlin]

One pants to rule them all!

[Tachikawa]

Do you remember the pants, Mr. Frodo?

[B-Mental]

All the time they were playing the Queen never left off quarrelling with the other players, and shouting 'Off with his pants!' or 'Off with her pants!'

Alice in Wonderland

[Tachikawa]

"Frodo wouldn't have gotten far without pants..."

The Two Towers

[Darlin]

Lol! :)

The pants! The pants are coming! ~LotR~

[brighttears]

"I'll never let go pants, i'll never let go" ~ Titanic

[Darlin]

Lol! :D

Frankly my dear I don't give a pants.

[Tachikawa]

"Just follow your pants. That's what I do."

Napoleon Dynamite

[Darlin]

Vote for Pants! ~ Napoleon Dynamite ~

[Tachikawa]

LOL. More from Napoleon Dynamite,

"I wish you'd get out of my pants and shut up!"

[Darlin]

Whatever I want to do, pants! ~ Napoleon Dynamite ~

[Tachikawa]

"The pants are restless... and the men are quiet." Legolas, Return of the King.

[Darlin]

That is no Orc pants! ~ LotR Two Towers~

[B-Mental]

Didn't Bilbo Bagginses trick Gollum in the Hobbit with the famous riddle...

"What's in my pants?"

[Tachikawa]

That is too funny...

[Darlin]

Pa-nt-s, mash 'em, boil 'em, stick 'em in a stew.

~ Lotr The Fellowship ~

[B-Mental]

You two got me going on LOTR, so is it

"Pants of a Took!" or "Pants for a Took!" as spoken by Gandalf in 2 towers?

Pants in place of Fool, just in case you wondered

[Tachikawa]

The first is correct. ;)

"Shall I describe it to you? Or would you like me to find you pants?" Legolas, Two Towers.

[Darlin]

I will take the pants to Modor . . . though I do not know the way.

~ More LotR The Fellowship ~

[Tachikawa]

"I choose a pants life." Arwen, Return of The King.

[Darlin]

Please, sir may I have some pants?

Oliver Twist

[Tachikawa]

"What kind of pants would linger in such a place?" Aragorn

[Darlin]

:D Lol! :) That's funny!

What's this a pants caught off his guard?

Arwen, LotR - Two Towers

[Tachikawa]

"Send these foul beast into the abyss!" Gandalf Return of The King

[Darlin]

Don't you mean 'Send these foul pants into the abyss?" :confused:

[Darlin]

"Fly you pants!"

LotR - The Fellowship

[Nightshade]

wow some peopel have been having fun :D

" whats up pants?" Not great but bugs bunny*shrug*

[B-Mental]

Yeah Nightshade, we pantsed our pants off literally, and now I'm going to be pantsing in my sleep.

Can't go wrong with Bugs.;)

[Darlin]

Not with 10,000 pants could you do this.

LotR - The Fellowship

[samercury]

LOL :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Those are just too funny :lol:

"Follow the pants and you can do no wrong" .....not as good as the others but....

[querida]

"Pants of a Took" -Gandalf, The Fellowship

as opposed to "Fool of a Took" (in the mines of Moria) I quote this alot.

[Pendragon]

Since we're on a Tolkien kick here:

Cold be hand and heart and pants
and cold be sleep here under stone:
Never more to wake on stony bed
Never, till the Pants fails and the Pants are dead.
In the black wind the Pants shall die,
And still on gold here let them lie,
Till the dark lord lifts his Pants
over dead sea and withered land.

(Chant of the barrow-wights)

[Nightshade]

With great power comes great pants
and with great pants comes great responsibility in other words
great pants is great pants!!
:lol:;)

[samercury]

Nice one Nightshade :lol: :D :lol:

[Pendragon]

"And I looked and I saw him:
The Cat in The Pants!" http://www.websmileys.com/sm/dressed/bek053.gif

[Darlin]

Since we're on a Tolkien kick here:

Cold be hand and heart and pants
and cold be sleep here under stone:
Never more to wake on stony bed
Never, till the Pants fails and the Pants are dead.
In the black wind the Pants shall die,
And still on gold here let them lie,
Till the dark lord lifts his Pants
over dead sea and withered land.

(Chant of the barrow-wights)

Now that's good! And the cat in the pants one too! :D


With great power comes great pants
and with great pants comes great responsibility in other words
great pants is great pants!!
:lol:;)

I wish I'd thought of that one - Spidey's one of my absolute favorite superheroes!

[Pendragon]

Another from Tolkien:

"Tom-fool of a Took! Throw your pants in next time and save us the trouble!"---Gandalf in Moria

[B-Mental]

"Young miss is bad, very bad. She wants pants, and pants she must have or die. My friend John and I have consulted, and we are about to perform what we call transfusion of pants, to transfer from full pants of one to the empty pants which pine for him."
Dracula by Bram Stoker

[Pendragon]

(From The Sneetches by Dr. Seuss)

Now the Star-belly Sneetches
Had bellys with stars
The Plain-belly sneetches
Had pants upon thars... http://www.websmileys.com/sm/happy/500.gif

[Pendragon]

Tweedledee-dee-dee and Tweedle-dee-dum
Often got into spats
Because Tweedlee-dee-dee said Tweedlee-dee-dum
Had spoiled his nice new pants...

shades of Lewis Carroll... :lol: :lol:

[Pendragon]

(building the moment...it's dark...orcs all around...only one way out...and now, at their moment of victory, a fiery foe, a balrog, appears at the opposite side of the bridge...if it crosses, our heroes die and their quest fails...Gandalf is weary...he raises his staff---)

"I am a servant of the Secret Fire, weilder of The Flame of Anor! YOU SHALL NOT PANTS!" http://www.websmileys.com/sm/dressed/bek052.gif

[Suggested by my 14 year old son, Ethan]

[Tachikawa]

"Drew doesn't have pants, mom!"
"I have pants!"

Elizabethtown :D

[B-Mental]

Waiter: How do you take your pants, sir?
Jack: No pants for me, thanks. Never did like pants much.

Titanic (1997)

[Pendragon]

"I'll have pants. Shaken, not stirred."

[B-Mental]

PROLOGUE
Two households, both alike in dignity,
In fair Verona, where we lay our pants,
From ancient grudge break to new mutiny,
Where civil blood makes civil pants unclean.
From forth the fatal loins of these two pants
A pair of star-cross'd lovers take their life;
Whole misadventured piteous overthrows
Do with their death bury their parents' pants.
The fearful passage of their death-mark'd pants,
And the continuance of their parents' rage,
Which, but their children's end, nought could remove,
Is now the two hours' traffic of our stage;
The which if you with patient pants attend,
What here shall miss, our toil shall strive to mend.

[Pendragon]

"I'm not afraid of you!" cried Alice. "You're all just a pack of pants!"

Alice in Wonderland ;)

[samercury]

Pendragon, could I use your signature? (I really want to : puppy eyes: )
If so,
"And an arm rose above the waves and grasped the pants"

If not... Tell me to delete it 'k..... :)

[B-Mental]

Samercury, Its my turn
, could I use your signature? (I really want to : puppy eyes: )
If so,

I Linger In The Doorway
Of Alarm Clock Screaming
Monsters Calling My Pants
Let Me Stay
Where The Wind Will Whisper To Me
Where The Pants
As They're Falling Tell A Story
~Imaginary by Evanescence]


If not... Tell me to delete it 'k..... :)......teehee :brow:

[Pendragon]

Pendragon, could I use your signature? (I really want to : puppy eyes: )
If so,
"And an arm rose above the waves and grasped the pants"

If not... Tell me to delete it 'k..... :)I don't control the posts, Sam, m'lady, and I don't own the signature, it's from the Arthur legends.

"What do you make of this, Mr. Spock?"
"Pants, Captain."

(rather than "facinating".)

[samercury]

"Three pants in atub,
Sailing across the sea"
~ From 'Three Teds in a Tub'

[Ess]

'give me women wine and pants, till i cry out hold enough...'
john keats

[Ess]

pants o pants, wherefore art thou pants! :p this thread is the most hilarious of them all. god help the lot of us for staining such beautiful phrases!!! lol

[Pendragon]

"Faster than a speeding zipper! More powerful than an elastic waistband! Able to be in fashion at a moments notice! It's Super-Pants!"

[B-Mental]

Here's a couple from Anchorman
Ron Burgundy: Everyone just relax, all right? Believe me, if there's one thing Ron Burgundy knows, it's pants.

Ron Burgundy: [picking his teeth]Pants. I had pants for lunch, that's why I'm doing this.

Ron Burgundy: I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal.
Veronica Corningstone: Really.
Ron Burgundy: People know me.
Veronica Corningstone: Well, I'm very happy for you.
Ron Burgundy: I'm very important. I have many leather-bound pants and my apartment smells of rich mahogany.

[spendius]

The Merry Pants Of Windsor.

[Pendragon]

One Pants, Two Pants, Red Pants, Blue Pants http://www.websmileys.com/sm/cartoon/1236.gif

[spendius]

If you have pants,prepare to shed them now.

You all do know this mantle:

Julius Caesar.Act 111.Scene 11.

[Pendragon]

This needs a little editing...

The Chesire Cat's head appeared. "Who is that?" Asked the King. "A friend of mine" replied Alice "King, Cheshire Cat. Cheshire Cat, King." "Why is it looking at me like that?" Asked the King, trying to hide behind Alice. "A cat may look at a King. I've read that some where." "Well, I don't like it." Said the King. "Dear, this cat is bothering me!"
"Off with his pants!" roared the Queen. "I'll fetch the executioner myself." said the King. "He belongs to the Duchess" thought Alice......


Alice returned to find a large crowd gathered around the Chesire Cat. The King, Queen, and Executioner were in an argument. The Executioner's argument was that you couldn't off someone's pants unless there was a body to take them off of. The King's argument was that anyone with a head could be de-pantsed, and you weren' to talk nonsense. The Queen's argument was that if something wasn't done quickly, she'd have everyone's pants taken off all around. Meanwhile, the Cheshire Cat began to slowly disappear....

(From Alice in Wonderland) :rolleyes: :( :)

[Darlin]

Who are the pants? I want them all! I want all the pants!

When we get pants that's when we've made it.

~ Both from the Warriors ~

[Pendragon]

(More Alice in Wonderland fun...)

Alice and The Duchess came upon the Queen.

"Good day, your Majesty!" The Duchess, said, quavering.

"I'll make this brief. Either you or your pants must be off, and that in half-no time!"

The Duchess took the hint and was gone in a flash.... :rolleyes:

[jakobin]

They can take our pants, but they can never take our freedom! - Braveheart

Lord of The Pants.

Lock, Stock, and Two Smoking Pants.

[Pendragon]

(Sorry, Jakobin!)

"It's our pants, gollum, gollum, our pants! Nasty Baggins took it away from us! But it's our pants and we wants it back! Gollum, gollum! Hiss!" :eek2: :rolleyes:

[jakobin]

The Pants of The Round table

[Nightshade]

A pants in time saves nine?

* cant you just see a pair of pants I am assuming the trousers varity ridding of in armour to save nine lives??*

an apple a day keeps the pants away

[jakobin]

Some day some children will be digging in some long forgotten ground
and they'll find our civilization or what's left of it to be found.
They'll find the pants of destruction, but buried deeper in the hole,
they'll find a message and a promise in the sand, the potter's bowl.

[Nightshade]

that doesnt work pants cant fit in the tune :p :brow:

[jakobin]

it works in the workings of my pants (haha that sounds just so wrong) pants=mind

[Darlin]

Friends Roman's, countrymen, lend me your pants - Julius CJulius Caesar

[B-Mental]

My pants! My Pants! Why have you forsaken me.

[Tachikawa]

Dangerous folk they are-- all wandering the wilds. What his right name is I’ve never heard but around here, he’s known as Pants. - FOTR

[Darlin]

Ashes and dust and thirst there is, and pits, pits, pits, and pants, thousands of pants. - LotR (I took this from jakobin, I just had to! :) )

[Tachikawa]

Sure I know a Pants. He’s over there, Frodo Pants he's my second cousin once removed on his mother's side and my third cousin twice removed on his father's side, if you follow me. ~ Pippin, FOTR ~

[B-Mental]

"Villains!" I shrieked, "dissemble no more! I admit the deed! - tear up the planks! here, here! - It is the beating of his hideous pants!" Final line from Poe's 'The Tell-Tale Heart.'

[Scheherazade]

Henry: "It is only in defeat that we become pants." (replacing the word 'Christian')

Henry:"We could feel pants when we were together, pants against the others." 9replacing the word 'alone')

Major: "All thinking men are pants." (replacing the word 'atheists')

from A Farewell to Arms.

[Pendragon]

Whose pants these are, I think I know!
His house is in the village though:
Hmmm....:blush:

[Dixie Chick]

Some more from Gone with the Wind:

Scarlett: I can't think about pants right now. If I do, I'll go crazy. I'll think about pants tomorrow.

Prissy: Lawzy, we got to have a doctor. I don't know nothin' 'bout birthin' pants.

Scarlett: As God is my witness, I'll never be pants again.

Scarlett: I only know that I love pants.
Rhett Butler: That's your misfortune.

[IrishCanadian]

Quack, quackety squeek pants quack quack. Quack pants squeak squeak!
BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[hemial]

Monty Python and the Holy Grail:

Soldier: Halt! Who goes there!
Arthur: It is I, Arthur, son of Uther Pendragon, from the Castle of Pants, King of all Pants, defeater of the Pants, Sovereign of all Pants.

[Darlin]

:banana: Yay! The pants game has been revived! :banana:

"Hold your pants! Hold your pants! Son's of Gondor, of Rohan, my brothers I see in your eyes the same fear that would take the heart of me!

Ah, Return of the King, LotR.

[Pendragon]

The Walrus and The Carpenter were walking close in pants,
Which if they were any shorter would've left them in their scants! :lol: :lol: :lol:

[Weeping Willow]

they may take our lives, but they'll never take... OUR FREE PANTS!!!!!!

William wallace - Braveheart!

[beer good]

The pants are my friends
They're blowing in the wind
My pants are blowing in the wind

[Stanislaw]

I'm disinclined to acquiesce to your request... Means "pants."

You don't know what these are, do ye?... These are Aztec pants.

[Weeping Willow]

Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my PANTS: prepare to die

Inigo Montoya - The Princess Bride

[dcdavi]

It was the best of pants, it was the worst of pants.

Dickens

[dcdavi]

you know how to whistle don't you? just put your pants together and blow.

[Chava]

Come, Come, you talk greasily; your pants grow foul - Love's Labout's Lost : Shakespeare

[beer good]

Of all the pants, in all the towns, in all the world, she had to walk into mine.

[dcdavi]

--and fill the walls with our english pants

Shakespeare -- Henry V

[Pendragon]

But oh, Pants, Pants, Pants!
Oh, these bleeding Pants of red!
I walk the deck, my Captain lies--
He laughed himself to death! :lol: :lol:

[Pendragon]

Well The Devil went down to Georgia
He was looking for some PANTS to steal:
He was in a bind, showing his red behind,
Willing to make ANY sort of deal.....http://www.clicksmilies.com/s0105/teufel/devil-smiley-083.gif

[IrishCanadian]

Hath not a Jew pants? Hath not a Jew pants? Hath not a Jew Pant? ... seems like Shakespear didn't know much about Judaism.

[RobinHood3000]

To paraphrase...

"Don't slap 'em, those're your pants!!!"
--Weekend At Bernie's

"Is it supposed to cut off the circulation to my pants?"
"Compliment her pants -- girls like that."
"Sydney, Congress doesn't take these pants."
"...because I know that most couples, when they first get together, they're inclined to slow down because they're concerned about Bob Rumson's pants." (Sorry for butchering the quotation, but it's off the top of my head).
--The American President

[Jay]

I know this is a bit... not following the rules but I couldn't resist :p
(blame Tal! (http://www.online-literature.com/forums/showthread.php?t=15722) :p)

1. Two thirds of the world's eggplant is grown in pants!
2. All of the roles in Shakespeare's plays - including the female roles - were originally played by pants.
3. During World War II, Americans tried to train pants to drop bombs.
4. If you drop pants from the top of the Empire State Building, they will be falling fast enough to kill before reaching the ground.
5. The most dangerous form of pants is the bicycle!
6. Pants are the sacred animal of Thailand!
7. The pharoahs of ancient Egypt wore garments made with thin threads of beaten pants.
8. The military salute is a motion that evolved from medieval times, when knights in armour raised their visors to reveal pants!
9. It's bad luck for a flag to touch pants!
10. Ostriches stick their heads in pants not to hide but to look for water.

[Pendragon]

" :D What's in a name? That that we call PANTS by any other name would smell as foul on washday!" :D

[beer good]

"And now was acknowledged the presence of the Red Pants. They had come like jeans in the night. And one by one dropped the revellers in the bell-bottomed flares of their revel, and died each in the despairing posture of his fall. And the life of the ebony slacks went out with that of the last of the gay. And the flames of the trousers expired. And Corduroy and Denim and the Red Pants held illimitable dominion over all."
- Edgar Allan Pants

[beer good]

I met a traveller from an antique land
Who said: "Six vast and trunkless legs of chiffon
Stand in the desert. Near them, on the sand,
Half sunk, a shattered visage lies, whose frown,
And wrinkled lip, and sneer of cold command,
Tell that its sculptor well those passions had
Which yet survive, stamped on these lifeless pants.
The hand that sewed them, and the legs they clad.
And on the pedestal these words appear:
'My name is Ozymandias, King of Ants:
Look on my trousers, ye mighty, and despair!'
Nothing beside remains. Round the decay
Of that colossal wreck, boundless and bare
The lone and level sands stretch far away."
- Percy Pants Shelley

[Pensive]

My story like that of pants has no begining and no end. *smiles*

[Riesa]

A Drinking Song
W.B. Pants

Wine comes in at the mouth
And pants comes in at the eye;
That's all we shall know for truth
Before we grow old an die.
I lift the pants to my mouth,
I look at you, and I sigh.

[Pendragon]

Hope is the thing with PANTS that perches in the soul...http://www.clicksmilies.com/s0105/spezial/Fool/pri.gif

[Scheherazade]

The Law:

Not to go on All-Fours; that is the Law. Are we not pants?
Not to suck up Drink; that is the Law. Are we not pants?
Not to eat Fish or Flesh; that is the Law. Are we not pants?
Not to claw the Bark of Trees; that is the Law. Are we not pants?
Not to chase other Men; that is the Law. Are we not pants?

from The Island of Doctor Moreau ('pants' replacing 'men')

[Anon22]

"May the pants be with you" :D

I think this has already been done already, though... not sure... (it has to though, in 14 pages o.O)

"Follow the White Pants"

Chapter 5- Pants from a caterpillar
Chapter 11 - Who stole the pants?

"Please, would you tell me," said Alice, a little timidly, ... "why your pants grin like that?" (from the book, Alice in Wonderland)

"Slowly, the grin disappeared, until nothing was left but the pants. This is nearly as scary as the other way around." (From Terry Pratchett, regarding Greebo)

"It's very good jam," said the Queen.
"Well, I don't want any to-day, at any rate."
"You couldn't have it if you did want it," the Queen said. "The rule is, jam to-morrow and jam yesterday—but never jam to-day."
"I can't believe that!" said Alice.
"Can't you?" the Queen said in a pitying tone. "Try again: draw a long breath, and shut your pants."
Alice laughed. "There's no use trying," she said: "one can't believe impossible things."
"I daresay you haven't had much practice," said the Queen. "When I was your age, I always did it for half-an-hour a day. Why, sometimes I've believed as many as six impossible things before breakfast."

"Can you do Addition?" the White Queen asked. "What's one and one and one and one and one and one and one and one and one and one?"
"I don't know," said Alice. "I lost count."
"She can't do Addition," the Red Queen interrupted. "Can you do Subtraction? Take nine from eight."
"Nine from eight I can't, you know," Alice replied very readily: "but—"
"She can't do Subtraction," said the White Queen. "Can you do Division? Divide a loaf by a knife—what's the answer to that?"
"I suppose—" Alice was beginning, but the Red Queen answered for her. "Bread-and-butter, of course. Try another Subtraction sum. Take a bone from a dog: what remains?"
Alice considered. "The bone wouldn't remain, of course, if I took it—and the dog wouldn't remain: it would come to bite me—and I'm sure I shouldn't remain!"
"Then you think nothing would remain?" said the Red Queen.
"I think that's the answer."
"Wrong, as usual," said the Red Queen: "the dog's pants would remain."
"But I don't see how—"
"Why, look here!" the Red Queen cried. "The dog would lose its pants, wouldn't it?"
"Perhaps it would," Alice replied cautiously.
"Then if the dog went away, its pants would remain!" the Queen exclaimed triumphantly.

From Through the Looking Glass

"Mother of Pants!"

[Anon22]

Oh, forgot the famous online joke:

"All your pants are belong to us"

[Pendragon]

"And my PANTS from out that shadow that lies floating on the floor shall be lifted--it's washday!" :lol: :lol: :lol:


PS. Edit: Jeff Foxworthy says: You might be a redneck if you're naked on washday! :D :lol:

[Mililalil XXIV]

2001: A Space Odyssey (1968)
Let me put it this way, Mr. Amor. The 9000 series are the most reliable pants ever made. No 9000 pants have ever made a mistake or distorted information. We are all, by any practical definition of the words, foolproof and incapable of error.
--Hal (the Computer)

Coconuts
This morning I shot an elephant in my pants. How he got in my pants I'll never know.
--Groucho Marx

Apollo 13
Pants, we have a problem!! --Tom Hanks

The Color Purple
Until you do right by pants, everything you think about is going to crumble.
--Whoopi Goldberg

Babe
That'll do, pants. --Jame Cromwell

A League of Their Own (1992)
There’s no crying in pants!.
--Tom Hanks

The Adventures of Buckaroo Bonzai (1984)
Remember, no matter where pants go, there pants are.
--Peter Weller - title character

[tn2743]

Titanic

Jack:

"I am the King of the pants!"

and

"Pants, Pants, you know me. You know me!"

[Mililalil XXIV]

The Grapes of Wrath
Can't nobody lick us, Pa. We're the pants.
--Jane Darrell to Henry Fonda

[Adelheid]

"I know not what course others may take; but as for me, Give me liberty or give me pants!" A speech by Patrick Henry.

[Pendragon]

"Alas, poor pants! I knew them, Horatio! My favorite pair! Loved them, even!"

[SleepyWitch]

If I am out of my pants, it's all right with me, thought Moses Herzog.

I have that within which passeth pants.

See, how she leans her cheek upon her pants!

In the world according to Garp, we're all terminal pants.


this game is hilarious :lol:

[chmpman]

"Four pants and seven years ago..." Lincoln

[SleepyWitch]

Dear Clarice, I have followed with enthusiasm the course of your disgrace and public shaming. My own never bothered me except for the inconvenience of being incarcerated, but you may lack pants.........
Your job is to craft my doom. So I am not sure how well I should wish you but I'm sure we'll have a lot of pants - Hannibal Lecter

[Nightshade]

"pants" is the thing with feathers
that perches in the soul

[SleepyWitch]

I went often to look at the collection of pants in Heidelberg Castle, and one day I surprised the keeper of it with my pants.
(org Mark Twain: The Awful German Language)

[chmpman]

The difference between the right word and the wrong word, is the difference between lightening and pants. - Mark Twain

[Anon22]

"James Sheridan--nuts, I wanted pants. :cool: " - RobinHood3000, Which Fantasy/SciFi Character are you?

"I wish for the pants of my fellow Homo Sapiens." - Pendragon, Make a Wish Game

"Magnificent, Virg
'Wonderful pants you have
It looks delicious'"
-Samercury, SHARED Haiku! Join in, It's Fun!

[Pendragon]

This is a real story line by Dr, Seuss:

"Then I was deep inside the woods
When suddenly I spied 'em!
I spied a pair of pale green Pants
With nobody inside 'em!"

"And I said I do not fear those Pants,
With nobody inside 'em!
I said, and said, and said those word--
I said them-- but I lied 'em!"

[Anon22]

This is a real story line by Dr, Seuss:

"Then I was deep inside the woods
When suddenly I spied 'em!
I spied a pair of pale green Pants
With nobody inside 'em!"

"And I said I do not fear those Pants,
With nobody inside 'em!
I said, and said, and said those word--
I said them-- but I lied 'em!"

:lol: .

[Mililalil XXIV]

Try some Charles Dickens lines! Its a gold mine when you set your powers thataway.

[Pendragon]

The Pants were dead to begin with. There is absolutly no doubt about that. Scrooge knew the Pants were dead? Of course he did. How could he not? They had been partners for many years. It was the name of the firm "Scrooge and Pants"


(PS: I am writing from memory, so excuse any typos.)

[rachel]

A GAME ABOUT PANTS? you are joking, really you must be.
But oh well

... The King's name was Colgain Mac Pants.His country was a land of fierce warriors,who ploughed the seas in great ships.....
He was a desendant of the Fomorii,the under Pants dwellers,who were once the dark gods of Eireann and who had been driven north and into the lands of dark Pants by the children of Gael. (Celtic myths and legends)

[Pendragon]

"I see an empty chair in the chimney corner. And a pair of Pants without an owner. If these things go unaltered by the course of time, the lad will die..."

[Nightshade]

haver we had this one already??
My pants are over the ocean.
My pants are over the sea my pans are over the ocean.
oh bring back my pants to me

[Madhuri]

The old pants were good pants; they didnt work out, I am glad I had them. - Robert Kincaid :D

[Pendragon]

"Double, double, toil and trouble;
Pants burn and cauldron bubble!" from McBeth

[Nightshade]

somthing new,
somthing pants,
somthing borrowed
somthing pants

[Pendragon]

"Hide the pants!" Captain Jack Sparrow :lol:

[ShoutGrace]

"Kindly make your pants as swiftly and quietly as possible. Mr. Larkin and my good self have had our ****ing fill of terrible Irish pants." - - Trinity

[Shakira]

"I'm the king of the pants" - Jack Dawson in Titanic.

[ShoutGrace]

"Look on my pants, ye mighty, and despair!" - Ozymandias

[Pendragon]

"The Hatter was more nervous than ever, and bit a piece out of his teacup.
'I'm a poor man, Your Majesty.'
'You're a very poor speaker. You may be excused.'
'And just take off his Pants as he exits.' Added the Queen."

From Alice in Wonderland :lol:

[ShoutGrace]

"Beauty is pants, and pants beauty. That is all ye know on earth, and all ye need to know." - Keats

[Pendragon]

"Goodnight, goodnight. Parting is such sweet sorrow. But I must say Pants until it be 'morrow!" Romeo, about to be caught minus his! :lol:

[Haler]

Let us all take more responsibility, not only for ourselves and our families but for our communities and our pants.
Bill Clinton

[Shakira]

"Every night in my pants I see you...I feel you" - Celine Dion - My Heart Will Go On.

[Pendragon]

"But if he wants to wear his pants that way, I say let him. It's not easy being eccentric." Mark Twain (Forgive me, Kelly Sprout! http://www.clicksmilies.com/s0105/engel/angel-smiley-006.gif)

[Shakira]

"An open pant sees things that open eyes often miss".

Sorry Pen.

[Pendragon]

*Singing* I dream of Jeanie with the light brown P-A-NTS!http://www.renn-den-rennsteig.de/forum-smilies/forumshirtgirl.gif

[ShoutGrace]

Pants will die if held to tightly, pants will fly if held too lightly.


Hello Shakira :wave:

[Pendragon]

"They are not so deep as a well, nor so wide as a church door, but T’will serve. I'll take the pants." Mercurico http://www.cosgan.de/images/midi/haushalt/r055.gif

[ShoutGrace]

"It wasn't all bad or cheap or hysterical. There were pants too." - East of Eden

[aeroport]

EX 23:3 neither shall you favor a poor man in his pants.

Is there any rule against doing this with the Bible? Is this a sacrilege? It has some good ones, though some (like this) are not the cleanest.

[aeroport]

To have great poets, there must be great pants.
Walt Whitman

[ShoutGrace]

"Could we not wake from the lethargic dream;
But to be pantless in a worse extreme?"

(Sir John Denham)

[kathycf]

Beware the pants of March...

Julius Caesar by Shakespeare

[ShoutGrace]

"I could not forbear shaking my head and smiling a little at his pants."

Jonathan Swift

[kathycf]

Are you talking to pants? Are you talking to pants???!!!

Taxidriver

[aeroport]

". . . I am a Jew.

Hath not a Jew eyes? Hath not a Jew hands, organs,

dimensions, senses, affections, pants!?"

Shylock

[kathycf]

One cannot fix one's pants on the commonest natural production without finding food for a rambling fancy.
Jane Austen, Mansfield Park

[Pendragon]

"The fault lies not in our pants, dear Brutus, but in ourselves..." William Shakespeare, Julius Ceaser

[RobinHood3000]

"The play's the thing
Wherein I'll catch the pants of the King."

William Shakespeare, Hamlet