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Poetess
12-22-2006, 06:57 PM
Obvious from the title!
Why do birds fly?
'Cause if they didn't, their fear of heights would catch up with them.
Why is a noodle a noodle?
dramasnot6
12-22-2006, 07:58 PM
Cause if it wasnt whatd we think with? :p
Why cant the grass be green and the sky blue?
Virgil
12-22-2006, 07:59 PM
The grass is green and the sky is blue.
Why do beans give on gas?
dramasnot6
12-22-2006, 08:05 PM
Because then Mexican Jumping Beans will have nothing to jump for!
Why is the standard color of lipstick red?
Virgil
12-22-2006, 08:07 PM
Because they were first made of blood.
Why don't monkeys get headaches?
dramasnot6
12-22-2006, 08:12 PM
Because they need to mentally concentrate for throwing their feces all day
Why is the sun hot?
Poetess
12-22-2006, 08:34 PM
because the moon isn`t
Why is there only female and male?
dramasnot6
12-22-2006, 08:46 PM
Because most restuarants dont have room for a third type of bathroom....
Why must we sleep?
Virgil
12-22-2006, 08:57 PM
To get you in practice for eternital rest.
Why must t snow in the winter?
dramasnot6
12-22-2006, 09:02 PM
To have an incentive for the other seasons to fight global warming! :p
Why do cars have wheels?
Because bananas fell off too easily.
Why does llama have two Ls?
Virgil
12-22-2006, 10:32 PM
Because the naming person had a lisp.
Why do people sleep with their eyes closed?
brighttears
12-22-2006, 10:40 PM
to keep the moisture in them
why is Monday the first day of the week?
Because then you can get it over with fast.
Why do cuts always occur in the most inconvenient places to bandage?
ktd222
12-23-2006, 01:19 AM
So you can show off your bandages.
Why can't I feel my nose?
zanna
12-23-2006, 01:22 AM
Because you aren't using your hands (to feel, lol)
Why can't people fly (sans planes)?
ktd222
12-23-2006, 04:10 AM
What's 'sans' plane?
Why can't I withdraw more than the maximum amount from my credit card?
dramasnot6
12-23-2006, 10:04 AM
So that your credit card doesnt feel too objectified and hurt
Why do people hold hands?
RobinHood3000
12-23-2006, 10:11 AM
So neither falls on the way when they go buy superglue solvent.
Why are muffins so muffiny?
Virgil
12-23-2006, 10:17 AM
Because the cook added a lot of muffin mix.
Why do people get grey hair?
Laindessiel
12-23-2006, 10:18 AM
Because chocolate chips are so chippy.
Why do music carry tunes? ;)
I'll answer yours, Uncle Virg.
Because there aren't too many white hairs.
Why do music carry tunes? ;)
dramasnot6
12-23-2006, 10:28 AM
Because they tried carrying musical bricks and hurt their back
Why cant the earth be flat?
because then everybody on the bottom would fall off. It's easier to hang on when you're just on the SIDE of a sphere. :p
Why does time pass slowly when you're doing something boring and quickly when you're doing something fun?
Laindessiel
12-23-2006, 11:28 AM
Because clocks were invented so you could look at them more often than needed. And you only look at them when you're bored. :p
Why do we have step-mothers? (I don't, mind.)
Because escalator-mother would take too long to say. :lol: hi Lain! :wave:
Why is a blanket warm?
Laindessiel
12-23-2006, 11:45 AM
That was a good one, Mir! Halla!! Done your Christmas wishlist already? http://www.cosgan.de/images/smilie/verschiedene/a035.gif
Why are blankets WARM? What, do you want them HOT? http://www.cosgan.de/images/smilie/verschiedene/h065.gif :p
Why do we have tongues?
Pendragon
12-23-2006, 12:43 PM
In the case of women to nag and gossip with! http://smilies.vidahost.com/contrib/edoom/Lurking.gif
Where did you get all that red hair?
Laindessiel
12-23-2006, 12:46 PM
I neither got them nor have them. I ate my scarlet horse.
Why is Harry Potter a half-blood?
Pendragon
12-23-2006, 12:53 PM
Anemia, would be my guess...http://smilies.vidahost.com/contrib/xerx/happyhochiminh.gif
Why do birds fly?
Laindessiel
12-23-2006, 01:06 PM
http://www.websmileys.com/sm/cool/1237.gif
Because they eat cotton candy. :p
Why do we dream at night?
Virgil
12-23-2006, 04:26 PM
Because Freud would have been a nobody if we didn't.
Why is a computer fast?
Poetess
12-23-2006, 04:35 PM
To be popular over any typing machine
Why is it called a "page"?
dramasnot6
12-23-2006, 06:44 PM
Because we used to call it "white square made of trees" but couldnt fit it on a name tag.
Why do dogs need to be walked?
Poetess
12-23-2006, 06:59 PM
Because we can make it to the toilet
why do dogs bark anyway?
Pendragon
12-23-2006, 07:14 PM
They have a rather limited vocabulary... http://www.cosgan.de/images/smilie/tiere/o010.gif
Why do they howl at the moon?
Scheherazade
12-23-2006, 08:39 PM
Why do they howl at the moon?Because they know the Moon cannot howl back at them!
What happens if you cannot think of a stupid question?
:p
ktd222
12-23-2006, 08:53 PM
Then the blue jays win.
Where does the dark go in the morning?
Virgil
12-23-2006, 08:57 PM
It gets absorbed into the air.
Why do cars have engines?
ktd222
12-23-2006, 09:03 PM
Hi Virgil, how have you been?
So the paint could stay on.
Why are there cloths in the closet?
Virgil
12-23-2006, 09:12 PM
Good thanks. I haven't seen you around as much. Busy with work and school?
Because the refrigerator is too small.
Why do dogs howl?
dramasnot6
12-23-2006, 10:07 PM
Because theyre training for choir
Why does bread crumble?
ktd222
12-23-2006, 10:56 PM
Because it misses mom.
Good thanks. I haven't seen you around as much. Busy with work and school?
No. Both are pretty easy and boring. There just hasn't been the type of poetry discussion we used to have to interest me.
Is art art?
Virgil
12-23-2006, 11:13 PM
Because it misses mom.
Is art art?
Only when it's art.
Why do policemen arrest people?
No. Both are pretty easy and boring. There just hasn't been the type of poetry discussion we used to have to interest me.
There's a good discussion on aesthetics here:
http://www.online-literature.com/forums/showthread.php?t=20894&highlight=art%27s+sake
Do you enjoy Shakespeare. There's a good discussion of Antony and Cleopatra, if you've read it.
Janine
12-23-2006, 11:31 PM
To fill up their cells.........
Virgil
12-23-2006, 11:36 PM
To fill up their cells.........
You have to ask a question Janine. Otherwise the next person has nothing to respond to.
Laindessiel
12-23-2006, 11:45 PM
Like me!
Question:
Why are bananas curved in shape?
Virgil
12-23-2006, 11:47 PM
So that monkeys can use it as a boom-a-rang.
Why do tears flow when you cry?
Laindessiel
12-24-2006, 12:01 AM
Because they can't flow through your nose! :sick:
Why does a thousand have three 0's?
Virgil
12-24-2006, 12:07 AM
Because four 0's would be too many.
Why do guitars have strings?
Laindessiel
12-24-2006, 12:10 AM
Does it have to be twigs?
Why do we have arms? :p
Hello Uncle Virg!
Virgil
12-24-2006, 12:14 AM
Well, some of us have two arms and some have only one. :lol: Poor Lainy.
Hi Lainy. Is it Christmas Eve at your place now?
Why do snakes have poison?
Janine
12-24-2006, 12:14 AM
sorry forgot the question....I am really with it tonight!
Why do people say "yes" when they want to say "not"?
Janine
12-24-2006, 12:15 AM
Heck, I messed it all up...went away from puter and came back and did not realise there was another page ...sorry....... will do it right in next post.....
Janine
12-24-2006, 12:16 AM
To bite themselves.
Why do people make fun of the president?
That was a good one, Mir! Halla!! Done your Christmas wishlist already? http://www.cosgan.de/images/smilie/verschiedene/a035.gif
He he, predictably (for me), i just managed to lose my retainer. :p My Hannukah present is going to be a new one! :sick:
Because it's rather inconvenient to try picking things up with an extra pair of legs! :D
If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do they ALL drown??
Aah!! That was for Lain! Geez, you people post fast. :p
Anyhoo, because it's so very easy!! :D
and see question above.
Laindessiel
12-24-2006, 12:19 AM
Well, some of us have two arms and some have only one. :lol: Poor Lainy.
Hi Lainy. Is it Christmas Eve at your place now?
Oh poor me...:lol:
Yes! It is December 24th, 12:17 P.M. already.
Why do snakes have poison?
Because they don't drink too much water so the poison is not diluted. :sick:
Why is it that the word gnome has a "G" as its first letter?
Janine
12-24-2006, 12:19 AM
no, some dive under the drowned one
Why do some cats grow so old?
Laindessiel
12-24-2006, 12:20 AM
Yeah. Faster than Clark's speerdinh bullet? Look at mine.
Janine
12-24-2006, 12:21 AM
Gnome one knows!
Why can't I type faster?
Janine
12-24-2006, 12:22 AM
I am totally lost here - bye......
dramasnot6
12-24-2006, 03:50 AM
Because your fingers have low self-esteem
Why are CDs circular?
Pensive
12-24-2006, 04:44 AM
Because they are not floppy disks.
Why do I call myself Pensive?
dramasnot6
12-24-2006, 05:13 AM
Because your real name was already taken
Why does there have to be an exit just for fires?
Poetess
12-24-2006, 07:46 AM
because fire is harmful
why do we see?
Pensive
12-24-2006, 07:52 AM
Because we can't hear with out eyes.
Why do I talk so much?
Poetess
12-24-2006, 07:54 AM
Hello Pensive!
To show ppl you`re not mute.
Why is it called a hammester?
dramasnot6
12-24-2006, 08:12 AM
Because it was a massochist pig who discovered it (ham-hahaha?)
Why dont we never talk and only express ourselves in song?
ktd222
12-24-2006, 04:31 PM
Because the world is round.
Why does my dog lick himself?
Because he's tasty.
Why does Santa dress in red?
Nightshade
12-24-2006, 05:48 PM
Because the sales person told him it was slimming.
Why are never any cookies?
dramasnot6
12-24-2006, 07:01 PM
Because they are busy planning a baking revolution
Why do people smoke?
RobinHood3000
12-24-2006, 07:17 PM
...~shrug~ Beats me.
Why do zombies like brains?
dramasnot6
12-24-2006, 07:30 PM
They go well with zombie ketchup.
Why does the power go out?
because the power have trouble going IN. lol:p
Why does a cat meow?
dramasnot6
12-24-2006, 07:53 PM
Because it always thinks it's in pain (me-OW, :p)
Why do books have covers?
Because they feel naked without it. :p
What did the toilet paper said to the tothbrush?
dramasnot6
12-24-2006, 08:13 PM
You think youre just so superior dont you?
What does a policeman do?
Scheherazade
12-24-2006, 09:25 PM
What does a policeman do?What a policeman's gotta do!
Who said Christmas is a festive season?
dramasnot6
12-24-2006, 09:33 PM
The people who get paid to plan Christmads festivals!
Why are the Christmas colors green and red?
RobinHood3000
12-24-2006, 11:22 PM
To honor the Star Wars films by reminding people of lightsabers.
Why is sparkling cider called "sparkling"?
Laindessiel
12-25-2006, 12:06 AM
Because it hurts your throat. Like sparkling fireworks. :p
Why can't brontosaurs and tyrannosaurus rex be friends?
ktd222
12-25-2006, 03:15 AM
Because the ceiling is too low.
Why are there smilies where ever I turn my head?
Because Im online, lol http://www.cosgan.de/images/smilie/liebe/f050.gif http://www.cosgan.de/images/smilie/tiere/a045.gif http://www.cosgan.de/images/smilie/musik/e050.gif http://www.cosgan.de/images/smilie/musik/e055.gif
Why can't you love me?
dramasnot6
12-25-2006, 06:55 AM
Because love hurts and we have run out of painkillers
Are there more fish in the sea?
Nopers, the plankton outnumbered them lol :D
Do you think i am stupid? :eek2:
ktd222
12-25-2006, 10:03 AM
Cheerios.
Where's the beef?
Laindessiel
12-25-2006, 12:42 PM
In the can.
Why are is Einstein inteligente?
Poetess
12-25-2006, 04:15 PM
because Allen Poe is a writer/poet
Why do I no longer care?
dramasnot6
12-25-2006, 06:18 PM
Because the long lengths of care were sold out and you're stuck with short bits of it.
Why does a school have teachers?
Because that makes it harder to learn. :p
Why do we use idioms that nobody knows the long and complicated stories behind??? (like "cold enough to freeze the balls off a brass monkey, and no, if you know where it came from that is not obscene at all :lol:, or "going to Abeline", or others that i can't think of right now because my brain is frozen?)
dramasnot6
12-25-2006, 09:00 PM
So that those old enough to know the meaning feel powerful :p
Why does ice melt?
Pendragon
12-25-2006, 09:36 PM
So you can get more alcohol into your drink http://www.cosgan.de/images/midi/nahrung/h035.gif
Why do animals have fleas?
ktd222
12-25-2006, 10:32 PM
Just in case a blood donor is needed, the fleas could be used to transport the blood.
Why does the sun go on shining?
dramasnot6
12-25-2006, 10:39 PM
Because it is an attention seeker
Why do we eat?
RobinHood3000
12-25-2006, 11:23 PM
Because drinking all the time is unhealthy.
Why do clocks go "tick-tock"?
Laindessiel
12-25-2006, 11:49 PM
Because they can't go "arf-arf" and "meow, meow".
Why do people have skin?
Virgil
12-25-2006, 11:52 PM
Where else will hair grow out of, silly. ;)
Why do stomachs ache if you eat too much?
Hi Lainy. Hope you had a nice Christmas.
Laindessiel
12-26-2006, 12:00 AM
I would've wanted to answer that scientifically but this thread requires mental incapacity and silliness, so....the stomach aches because our mouth can't! How else are we supposed to eat more? :p
Yes, Uncle Virg, it was a fine day! I gained about 100 pounds. :sick: I almost swore never to eat again for the rest of my life. :p
Why do we have the alphabet? :p
Virgil
12-26-2006, 12:11 AM
So teachers have something to teach in kindergarten.
Why do snakes hiss?
dramasnot6
12-26-2006, 12:12 AM
Because the other "bets" need a head male :p
Why do cars need fuel?
dramasnot6
12-26-2006, 12:13 AM
woops sorry there Virgil.
Snakes hiss because they havent had their nap
Why do cars need fuel?
Laindessiel
12-26-2006, 12:17 AM
Why, do WE need them? :p
How can you travel by just reading?
Virgil
12-26-2006, 12:20 AM
By flapping our arms like wings.
How do ants sleep?
Laindessiel
12-26-2006, 12:23 AM
Duh. With their eyes closed, ofcourse. :p Oh I forgot. They don't have eyelids do they?
Why do woodpeckers peck wood?
dramasnot6
12-26-2006, 12:28 AM
Woodpeckers are enslaving wood to do their bidding and peck itself
Why do birds fly?
Virgil
12-26-2006, 12:30 AM
So they can air out their dusty wings.
Why do trucks honk louder than cars?
ktd222
12-26-2006, 02:00 AM
To impress the ladies.
Why does my stomach hurt after eating cake?
dramasnot6
12-26-2006, 05:42 AM
Because it wants more cake
Why dont humans have gills?
MisterBeck
12-26-2006, 06:45 AM
Why DO humans have gills?
how does the encryption software on my wireless router work?
dramasnot6
12-26-2006, 06:51 AM
By coming to work late, taking too long a lunch break, then demanding too much money.
Why do we ask questions?
Laindessiel
12-26-2006, 10:17 AM
To make Poetess happy by keeping this thread alive. ;)
Why do we have light and darkness?
Pendragon
12-26-2006, 11:39 AM
To make the power companies rich
Why would a volcano explode?
Laindessiel
12-26-2006, 12:00 PM
Because a mountain couldn't and wouldn't.
Why do transportations have wheels?
Pendragon
12-26-2006, 12:14 PM
Spokes tear up the pavement ( Look up "Rube Goldburg"!) :lol:
Why do things roll downhill?
Laindessiel
12-26-2006, 12:17 PM
Hahaha!
Can they climb mountaindown? :lol:
Why do some people swear?
ktd222
12-26-2006, 01:44 PM
To air out their dirty laundry.
Why are smilies so smily?
Laindessiel
12-26-2006, 01:50 PM
Because plastic surgeons did what they're good at: face-lift.
Why are we scared of death?
BibliophileTRJ
12-26-2006, 05:36 PM
...because it lasts forever.
Why is this forum so addictive?
dramasnot6
12-26-2006, 05:49 PM
Because its actually laced with caffeine pills
Why do we run when being chased?
Virgil
12-26-2006, 07:13 PM
What else would our legs do, silly.
Why are spectacles see through?
Poetess
12-26-2006, 07:17 PM
Because they are transparent
Why does a tree has branches?
Virgil
12-26-2006, 07:21 PM
So birds can have resting places.
why do shoes have heels?
Hi Poetess. Let me complement you on thinking up this game. It's becoming very popular and I love it.
Poetess
12-26-2006, 07:24 PM
Because they were made to keep you above ground
Why is the snow white?
Virgil, people like you deserve thinking :D
dramasnot6
12-26-2006, 07:32 PM
Because it was named after the fairy tale Snow White
Why do socks have to match?
Virgil
12-26-2006, 07:34 PM
Virgil, people like you deserve thinking :D
Oh thank you.
Because then you would only have one.
Why do we have to clip our nails?
Poetess
12-26-2006, 07:40 PM
so that we don`t polish them
why do people feel drowsy?
dramasnot6
12-26-2006, 09:28 PM
So designated drivers would have something to do
Why are there tornados?
kathycf
12-27-2006, 12:24 AM
So cows can be sucked up inside them and go "Moooo".
Why ask why?
Virgil
12-27-2006, 12:38 AM
Because it's got less letters than "what."
Why do men go bald?
dramasnot6
12-27-2006, 12:45 AM
Because of a conspiracy from the toupee industry trying to bring down the hat industry
Why do feet smell?
kathycf
12-27-2006, 12:47 AM
So noses can run.
Why do we have ears?
ktd222
12-27-2006, 02:21 AM
So you can listen to the strawberries.
Why are wave actions connected to the gravational pull by the moon?
zanna
12-27-2006, 03:31 AM
ooh, I actually know that one! *exposes the PHYSICS NERD tatto on her forehead*
but it's because the moon is trying to steal the ocean, so he can have some water. :)
Why is the sky blue?
dramasnot6
12-27-2006, 04:09 AM
Because he has no friends :(
Who controls the earth?
BibliophileTRJ
12-27-2006, 11:36 AM
I DO! (That WAS a silly question!)
Why do men have nipples?
Virgil
12-27-2006, 11:49 AM
So if they decide to have a sex change, they will look the part.
Why do plants need sunshine?
Poetess
12-27-2006, 11:54 AM
Because it`s parallel to the sea
Why do we have to 'answer nature`s call'? (go to toilet)
Laindessiel
12-27-2006, 11:57 AM
Because New York is the epitome of an apple. :p
Why oh WHY do earthquakes affect INTERNET CONNECTION????
(It's happening to us now. An earthquake in Taiwan also shook all the connection lines in their and other nearby countries, like us! LitNet is running on 1kbps now. Seriously.
I pray for the people who got hurt in the incident. )
Laindessiel
12-27-2006, 11:57 AM
See what I mean.
Poetess
12-27-2006, 12:04 PM
OMG!!! Sorry for that!
May they all get well soon
Because earthquakes shake
Why do we talk?
Laindessiel
12-27-2006, 12:06 PM
So we can give our tongues the required sit-ups and crunches. :lol:
What do you mean by C.R.?
(Yes, Poetess. We hope they're alright.)
Poetess
12-27-2006, 12:09 PM
Carnivorous Rabbit :idea:
What do we mean by C.P.U.?
Laindessiel
12-27-2006, 12:21 PM
That was nice! :lol:
C.P.U.?
Colliding Puppeteers Unite (wahaha)
Why are flames colored red?
BibliophileTRJ
12-27-2006, 12:52 PM
Because black flames wouldn't shed much light.
Why can't we all just get along?
Laindessiel
12-27-2006, 12:57 PM
Can't we? Oh.
I guess it's because some of us have blue blood. Aristocratic blood, you know.
Wait, was that stupid? :confused:
Why do fishermen have to get up so early in the morning to fish?
BibliophileTRJ
12-27-2006, 01:14 PM
We don't really have to...... we're just trying to get away from our parters/wives/husbands. (I'll be drummed out of the industry for letting that secret out!!!)
Why do birds suddenly appear, every time you are near?
Laindessiel
12-27-2006, 01:19 PM
Ha! Gotcha. :p
Appear or disappear? They fly away when we're near them, don't they?
Why is it that some people don't use their brains?
BibliophileTRJ
12-27-2006, 01:28 PM
In my experience, most people don't HAVE too many brains; so I guess they're afraid to use them up and have none left.
Secondary answer: "They're too busy sitting on them"
(the "Birds" question is actualy a line from an old love song.... Sorry, should have taken into consideration that not everyone is from my particular culture.)
What would we do to entertain ourselves without the internet?
Laindessiel
12-27-2006, 01:51 PM
Books!
No. That wasn't stupid.
Without the internet to amaze us, we'd get taller! Those long overdue exercises and stretches are musts.
What do plants eat?
Pendragon
12-27-2006, 06:19 PM
They are cannibals
Why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways?
kathycf
12-27-2006, 07:17 PM
To give the roller skating rinks a rest.
Why do flies fly and fleas flee?
Virgil
12-27-2006, 09:27 PM
Otherwise they both would flop.
How do remote controls work?
ktd222
12-28-2006, 12:58 AM
They work through telekinesis.
Where are babies from?
dramasnot6
12-28-2006, 08:57 AM
Where they were born.
Why do you wake up tired?
ktd222
12-28-2006, 09:41 AM
Because you level of epinephrine is low.
What do I wake up happy?
dramasnot6
12-28-2006, 09:51 AM
because you still think youre dreaming
Why do we have our hair cut?
Laindessiel
12-28-2006, 10:18 AM
For bald people to have have their cake and eat it too. :p
Why do we stretch?
ktd222
12-28-2006, 11:01 AM
To make ourselves taller.
What is the deal with birthday cards?
Riesa
12-28-2006, 11:08 AM
to make you feel guilty when you forget to send one.
what do freedom fighters fight?
Pendragon
12-28-2006, 11:13 AM
Whatever the Cheif Commanding Officer says http://smilies.vidahost.com/games/ct/ctboss/dtank.gif
Why do frogs jump?
Laindessiel
12-28-2006, 11:23 AM
Because they're afraid they might tread (or jump over) their cousin tree frogs, which are as small as an inch.
Why do the planets revolve around the sun?
Pendragon
12-28-2006, 11:33 AM
Habit.
Why do moths fly around lit candles?
Laindessiel
12-28-2006, 11:40 AM
Because they are cold-blooded animals. :p
Why do we get wrinkles?
zanna
12-28-2006, 01:40 PM
It's from making those goofy faces when you're a kid, especially the ones where you stick your tounge out, or peel back your eyelids. :goof:
Why do people record the same songs, or "borrow" solos?
Laindessiel
12-28-2006, 01:43 PM
:lol: :lol: Zany Zanna...
Because, believe it or not, they wanna get to jail. That way, they can sing their hoaxed songs freely. With the police listening ofcourse.
Corny, I know.
Why do we have different timezones?
zanna
12-28-2006, 02:03 PM
So not everyone is awake at the same time. Could you imagine if all LitNetters got on, say at 4 in the afternoon? Besides, that would suck if it was 12PM and it was dark outside, then when you went to bed, the sun would be streaming in your windows!
Why is it really hard for some people to float?
Poetess
12-28-2006, 04:04 PM
Because it`s easy for some others
Why do you dress up?
BibliophileTRJ
12-28-2006, 04:10 PM
To keep people from poking their eyes out when they see me naked.
(NOT a pretty sight)
Is the grass really greener on the other side of the fence?
Poetess
12-28-2006, 04:18 PM
If you really look like this guy in ur avatar, then yea, NOT a pretty thing lol
it depends on the color of the fence.
why are there types of fences?
BibliophileTRJ
12-28-2006, 04:55 PM
I look just like my avatar...........IN MY DREAMS!!!
Because some fences are too painful to sit on.
How many angels can dance on the head of a pin?
Riesa
12-28-2006, 05:05 PM
all of them, they are divine.
Is Monopoly a reindeer game?
BibliophileTRJ
12-28-2006, 05:25 PM
No..... they prefer Scrabble.
What would Kermit & Miss Piggy's children look like?
Poetess
12-28-2006, 05:33 PM
Humans
I really feel shy when I look at your avatar :P
I just scratched! why the hell do we scratch?
kathycf
12-28-2006, 07:38 PM
To make our fingernails feel useful.
Do snails think they move fast?
dramasnot6
12-28-2006, 08:11 PM
Only when they are racing with rocks
Why is the ocean salty?
zanna
12-29-2006, 01:09 AM
So you don't confuse it with drinking water :)
Love the snails, D.
Why is our blood salty?
dramasnot6
12-29-2006, 01:21 AM
Because vampires hate bland food
Why do loud noises wake you up?
Virgil
12-29-2006, 01:30 AM
Otherwise you would sleep forever.
Why are rain coats waterproof?
Riesa
12-29-2006, 02:17 AM
:lol: :lol: that is a brilliantly stupid question.
because if they were fireproof instead they would have no purpose, 'cuz the rain would put out the fire?
why do puddles attract cloud reflections?
ktd222
12-29-2006, 03:13 AM
Because the refractive light of the sun says so.
Why can threads be threads, and also threads?
dramasnot6
12-29-2006, 04:25 AM
Because they are schizophrenic
Why do we blink?
IamMissingaLink
12-29-2006, 07:43 AM
it's how our eyes catch the oxygen.
why do we have pubic hair?
RobinHood3000
12-29-2006, 08:01 AM
To keep our spleen warm.
Why does hair grow so slow?
IamMissingaLink
12-29-2006, 08:07 AM
That's just your hair - you probably don't water it enough.
What are moons for? :lol:
dramasnot6
12-29-2006, 08:53 AM
To offend people who dont like nudity
Why do we take photographs?
BibliophileTRJ
12-29-2006, 09:21 AM
Because most of us don't want to invest in television cameras.
What is a uvula for, anyway? (that little dangly ting in the back of your mouth)
Laindessiel
12-29-2006, 10:29 AM
So you can make those silly sounds when you gargle your mouth with Astring-O-Sol.
Why is Alaska so cold?
Poetess
12-29-2006, 10:41 AM
So you don't confuse it with drinking water :)
Love the snails, D.
Why is our blood salty?
Is it!? Mine is not!!
Because it`s full of snow.
Why is my granny dead?
Laindessiel
12-29-2006, 10:49 AM
Poetess, Zanna took it as a joke, probably. ;)
Because she's one gran old already. (Get it? :lol:)
Why are sentences in a straight line?
Pendragon
12-29-2006, 12:09 PM
You mean
..................they are?
Why do mockingbirds think it ammusing to imitate cellphones?
Laindessiel
12-29-2006, 12:22 PM
Because Pensive likes to use the Internet more. :lol:
Where do souls go when the body dies?
zanna
12-29-2006, 12:42 PM
Whereever you believe they will.
And no, I wasn't joking. I have it on good autority that blood has salt in it. There's probably a good reason, too, I just don't know it.
What came first- chicken or egg? And pardon me if it's already been asked. :)
Laindessiel
12-29-2006, 12:45 PM
Yeah? Really? What percent? I surmise just very little.
Chiken or egg?
Bah. You can ask the mother.
Why did Hitler write Mein Kampf?
zanna
12-29-2006, 12:59 PM
Nobody put up with him ranting all the time, so he wrote it all down instead.
Who likes country music?
Laindessiel
12-29-2006, 01:09 PM
The horses. And cows.
Why are you located everywhere you go?
zanna
12-29-2006, 01:22 PM
Check out the other thread. I put it in there, even before I'd seen this. Weird.
What's a bass?
Laindessiel
12-29-2006, 02:01 PM
It's the Bottom of the glASS.
Where is Uzbekistan?
zanna
12-29-2006, 02:33 PM
Near all the other 'Stans.
Why do worms "multiply" when you chop them in half?
Laindessiel
12-29-2006, 02:42 PM
Just like how the turtles multiplied when the monkey tried to boil him. :lol:
Why do superheroes wear tights?
zanna
12-29-2006, 03:03 PM
because spandex is HOT! :lol:
Why don't we have a women's football leauge?
Poetess
12-29-2006, 04:01 PM
they have long hair
why was his family name "Shakespeare" not "Throw-a-spear"?
Austen Fan
12-29-2006, 05:12 PM
Because his ancestors were dancers
Why is American paper money green?
Shadowsarin
12-29-2006, 06:01 PM
Because blue is simple too arrousing for them.
Why doesn't 1+1=2?
dramasnot6
12-29-2006, 06:14 PM
Because you were looking at it sideways
Why must we recycle?
Shadowsarin
12-29-2006, 06:38 PM
Because if you don't Greenpeace will blow you up with H Bombs.
Why are there so many wars?
dramasnot6
12-29-2006, 06:42 PM
Because people in power keep giving other people in power a funny look or dont return their pens, this evokes a very strong urge to mass-kill.
Why is gum sticky?
Misscaroline
12-29-2006, 09:41 PM
Because the candy tycoons get a sick sense of satisfaction everytime they see a kid with gum stuck of their nose or in their hair...
Why are the words awesome and awful treated so differently?
AutumnGal
12-29-2006, 10:43 PM
So they don't grow up resenting each other for having to always share their birthday parties.
Why do women with big hair always sit in front of me at the movie theatre?
dramasnot6
12-29-2006, 11:30 PM
As a marketing technique of 50's style beauty salons
Why do we use TV remotes?
AutumnGal
12-29-2006, 11:35 PM
So we don't have to call the children away from their homework and ask them to change the channel for us.
Why do computers make whirring noises?
Virgil
12-29-2006, 11:37 PM
Beccause they secretly wish to be helicopters.
Why men have facial hair?
AutumnGal
12-29-2006, 11:40 PM
Because women with facial hair is just socially unacceptable
Why is green greener than blue?
dramasnot6
12-29-2006, 11:57 PM
Because its envious
Why is honey sweet?
wow look at ya go autumn! youll be there in no time! :D
Because they are not vinegar, lol :p
Why do we turn 50?
AutumnGal
12-30-2006, 12:13 AM
Because it's between 49 and 51
Do butterflies make a noise when landing upon dew-laden flower petals?
wow look at ya go autumn! youll be there in no time! :D
Thanks, dram, for the encouragement! ;)
dramasnot6
12-30-2006, 12:21 AM
They usually say "ouch!"
Why do we only have one nose?
AutumnGal
12-30-2006, 12:24 AM
Because blowing two during a cold would be such tedium!
Why did the frog dislike the cross-eyed rabbit?
dramasnot6
12-30-2006, 07:30 AM
Because he couldnt watch and admire his hopping!
Why doesnt everyone just use chopsticks?
Because not everyone is Asian.:p
(sorry, Im really lousy):(
What happens if I dont ask a stupid question?
dramasnot6
12-30-2006, 09:51 AM
Then youd be too smart for your own good! :p
Why do dogs hunt in packs?
Virgil
12-30-2006, 11:30 AM
Because fish already swim in schools.
Why do old people think back to days of old?
Laindessiel
12-30-2006, 12:10 PM
Because they secretly wish they would look young.
Why do we have to type when trying to convey a message threough the computer?
ktd222
12-30-2006, 12:50 PM
Because none of us read brail.
Why do I still have a black and white television?
AutumnGal
12-30-2006, 01:19 PM
Because color TVs are so expensive and there's nothing worth watching on them anyway.
Why does rain make a splattering sound as it hits the pavement?
Laindessiel
12-30-2006, 01:45 PM
Because there are gnomes living under the ground and formed a band named The Gnomies and the drummer is the rocker!
Why are comic cartoons funny?
AutumnGal
12-30-2006, 02:21 PM
Because they can make funny faces at people and everyone just laughs.
Why do turkeys have that dangling gobbet of flesh hanging off their faces?
Laindessiel
12-30-2006, 02:38 PM
It is their way of saying "Got no wrinkles on my face."
Why do fish have scales?
Pendragon
12-30-2006, 03:03 PM
Mrs. Paul runs "Weight Watchers" on the side. :rolleyes:
Why do fireflies have flashy rears?
Shadowsarin
12-30-2006, 03:06 PM
Because it helps the fire-fighters put the blaze out. You see, fireflies are interdimentional beings who also travle in time. As the friction from this is intense, they ofturn have to summon a fireman or twenty.
Why is my lava lamp sexier than I am?
RobinHood3000
12-30-2006, 04:38 PM
Cuz it knows how to GO with the FLOW. :cool:
Why are Necromancers so pale?
THX-1138
12-30-2006, 05:02 PM
coz they ran out of demons to summon
why my guitar gently weeps?
AutumnGal
12-30-2006, 05:50 PM
Because B.B. King overlooked it for Lucille.
Why do we name our children?
Because fitting them with homing devices costs too much.
Why are places so annoyingly cold?????????
AutumnGal
12-30-2006, 06:35 PM
Because others are so annoyingly hot.
If places are annoyingly cold, why do people go on about global warming?
Shadowsarin
12-30-2006, 06:40 PM
Because Greenpeace have nothing better to do. Its a conspiracy I tell you!
Why do I always bash Greenpeace?
AutumnGal
12-30-2006, 06:52 PM
Because it makes people like me laugh. :lol:
Why does that flaring red smilie annoy me so much?
Shadowsarin
12-30-2006, 07:02 PM
Because you are the illicit love child of the blue smilie, and your hatred for it is pseaudo-genetic. Blue hates red, and thus so do you.
Why do I have to ask a question?
Nightshade
12-30-2006, 07:13 PM
becasue youd stagnate otherwise.
Why is why why and not wobble?
Shadowsarin
12-30-2006, 07:18 PM
Because thats the way some old bald guy said it had to be thousands of years ago.
Is there a way for me to ask a question here without actually asking a question?
dramasnot6
12-30-2006, 07:22 PM
Yes, you can ask a rhetorical question.
What is the purpose of traffic lights?
Shadowsarin
12-30-2006, 08:10 PM
To ensure there is always discrimination against the colourblind.
Why is there no spoon?
AutumnGal
12-30-2006, 08:13 PM
Because there are only forks and knives.
Why does the snow fall off the roof?
Shadowsarin
12-30-2006, 08:15 PM
Because it would be a bit bloody silly if it fell up the roof.
Is sex an ebarrising subject?
AutumnGal
12-30-2006, 08:22 PM
Only when you're discussing it with your grandmother.
Why do clocks have hands and faces?
zanna
12-30-2006, 08:42 PM
Because time itself runs, so they already had feet.
Why aren't there more three-legged stools?
dramasnot6
12-30-2006, 09:35 PM
Because the Peoples with Disabilities Act has not been recognized in the furniture industry.
What is the point of stairs?
Whifflingpin
12-31-2006, 06:47 AM
So that I can be among stars
Why do all the people who live in A work in B, and the people who live in B do just the same jobs in A?
dramasnot6
12-31-2006, 06:51 AM
Because whoever designed the workplace needed to practice their alphabet
What is the point of the Great Wall of China?
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