My class schedule and a list of my fears

[serpico]

1.) Cultural Anthropology.

2.) History of England, 1688-present.

3.) Western Civilization, pre-Renaissance.

4.) Humanism.

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1.) Watertowers.

2.) Testicular electrocution.

3.) Really old people.

4.) Spiders.

I guess there are worse things in life . . .

[serpico]

. . . like child rapists.

[serpico]

Hehehehe <wink-wink, nudge-nudge>.

[azmuse]

what a lovely course! history of england. ahhhhhhh. read child by the sea last year, about Charles' I or II secret wife, it was wonderful, a period and tidbit i hadn't known about before. i envy you!
you know, according to cosmo, there are things worse than testicular electrocution believe it or not. only 'cause they're more common. something about a fractured penis, which isn't technically poss., but occurs usu. when the girl's riding, and bends the guy, and it ends up being termed "eggplant" - something or other by med. staff because o' the color. besides, it apparently hurts like hell, and is a reason for girls not to "drink and ride." i DID NOT make this up!

do you have a Special Spider Scream? ...i do...

[serpico]

I don't mind tarantulas or any other portly spiders, it's the little stringy ones with the hunched backs that freak me out.

[azmuse]

the white ones that look almost transparent, approx. 1/2" across - @#$%^&*()_(*&^%$%^&*(*&^%$!!!!!!!!

[serpico]

They're so blank and creepy. 100% instinct.

[IWilKikU]

Its actually a sprain and it happens when the riding chick comes all the way out and than slams herself down on your member only she misses and it gets bent in half. That actually happened to one of my friends and he pissed blood. eww.

[azmuse]

another lost opportunity for the Red Cross.../(though i am really thinking "unbelievably horrific")/cosmopolitan also says Manually Reinsert.

[azmuse]

yes, but it's really sad to see them struggle (the 2 mm. long ones) to make it up out of the sink, and try to avoid drowning in a little drop of water plashed on the side, and they struggle and struggle - i find myself rooting for those spiders, they have so much heart.

i don't know why i can't make the word "little" little

[sloegin]

Ventriloquists are creepy.

[IWilKikU]

Which brings me to my next point: DON'T SMOKE CRACK!

[Stanislaw]

Oh dear god. What is going on?

[azmuse]

May i pat your back? I'm beginning to feel badly for you...

Perhaps you need to take the bull by it's festering horns: grab him!! Force him to your will! Run against the bulls like in Michener's The Drifters (see, i do read) and defy these pompous, empty foghorns! Fight like a man, Write like a man! (hope you are one btw or will feel rather as if were writing to V. Woolf) DEFY humorous inanities like a man!!!

[Koa]

I hate all sort of insects, inclusing butterflies, and I get simply hysterical in their presence. That's more than a Special Scream. (referring to some posts above, but too lazy to look for it and quote)

[fayefaye]

you hate butterflies??? I hate ****roaches. they thoroughly freak me out.

[fayefaye]

what??? they bleep c*ck in c*ckroaches!! That's just RIDICULOUS. Especially since I can say BASTARD.

[azmuse]

ah but it's not, faye. some of us forget to grammar-check "veins."

[subterranean]

Say, Serpico, you indeed have many things to share :rolleyes:

[IWilKikU]

serpico isn't going to be sharing much of anything anymore.

[azmuse]

:( *lower lip succumbs to gravity in full-fledged pout

Well...what are you afraid of and what is your class schedule, subterranean?

[subterranean]

My Class schedule? Well, I don't have any actually cause I had graduated few months ago. I took a diploma program in English for Translation from the open univ though, which just started.

[star blue]

that picture of thom yorke is really ugly. he looks just like a pissed off chinaman.

[azmuse]

hmm, what about your fears then?

(Ooh! #500)

[fayefaye]

my fears
-public libraries, and the people who hang out in them (sorry if you hang out in public libraries. It's a thing I have)
-c*ckroaches
-country music fans
-waking up when I'm fifty, stinking rich and in a job I hate. (almost inevitable. Damned practicality)
-becoming or already being ignorant
-having to sit through the whole of a crappy blockbuster movie

[fayefaye]

Worst thing is, I think I'm already ignorant. *groan*
Old people scare me a bit too. Remind me of death. It's stupid and morbid, but I hate that.

[subterranean]

Originally posted by star blue
that picture of thom yorke is really ugly. he looks just like a pissed off chinaman.


Shut up you tart :)


my fears when I was in university was those bunch of radical Islamic students. Not that I dislike the faith or something, but their intolerance towards others!!!

but my most fear is that having to face the reality that what I believe all this time is totaly wrong !

[fayefaye]

I fear reality.
-not knowing what I want to do with my life
-choking on a chicken bone and dying.
-people who spit on me when they talk.