Three Wishes

[Mililalil XXIV]

If I had to give the person below me three wishes, what would they be?

One cannot be to have more than three wishes, but each one can be of limitless degree about one thing alone.

An option exists to counter the three wishes made by the person above you with your own, new three wishes.

So? What'll it be?

[Mililalil XXIV]

You must do all my recreational activities for me.

You must let me do all your homework for you.

We must trade identities.

[Mililalil XXIV]

You become my caddy.

I have no homework.

You must be my work double.

[kathycf]

1.) you must clean out my cat's litter box daily for the next 3 months
2.) Caddys are the new term for "Empress/Emperor"
3.) You must drive me to all my appointments

[IrishCanadian]

You're cat gets diahrea
All caddys become democrats
you have a new mustang

.. am I doing this quite right?

[Mililalil XXIV]

You're cat gets diahrea
All caddys become democrats
you have a new mustang

.. am I doing this quite right?
If those are your wishes, then, yes!

The cat's problem is cured.

All democrats become centre-wing.

You lease this new Mustang from me.

[kathycf]

The Mustang turns into an Ed Begley electric car
I eat all the ice cream I want and never gain an ounce
All my friends now call me "Madame Kathy, mistress of fuzzy slippers",.

[Mililalil XXIV]

Kathy plays my albums in her new car.
I learn Kathy's mass control secret to stay in shape.
Kathy's friends call me Sir, yes sir.

[kathycf]

All my favorite albums become Mil's as well
Fuzzy slippers are now required footwear for all
Cows roam the streets in every town

[Mililalil XXIV]

Kathy suddenly loves Arabic trip-hop.
Fuzzy slippers are provided by the government for all that will not byuy them.
Whoever has a good heart and can catch a cow will get paid by the government to raise it and tend to it daily.

[kathycf]

I am queen of the hill
All who knock me off the hill have to wear silly hats
I suddenly have insights into what the heck Arabic trip-hop is

[mir]

i am queen of the world (including the hill!)
my silly hat has cats and bananas on it
i gain kathycf's insight into Arabic trip-hop : )

[Mililalil XXIV]

I give the queen of the world a curfew.

My silly hat looks great turned inside out.

I make a fortune off of everyone with insight into Arabic trip-hop.

[kathycf]

Tony Danza buys me an icecream
All the bananas in the world revolt against their queen, mir
Mil's inside out hat sprouts feathers

[Mililalil XXIV]

Kathy's icecream sprouts an endless supply for her friends.

Mir slays the guerilla bananas and makes banana bread for all her subjects.

I can make myself Angel wings of this featherition.

[kathycf]

I have a new pair of shoes
It finally stops raining
Everyone gets along with everyone else

[Mililalil XXIV]

Kathy's new pair of shoes come with a free pair for me.

Kathy has to mow my lawn whenever the weather is right.

There is more of both everyone and of everyone else.

[rabid reader]

I wish for a cure for this hangover
I wish I didn't get sick when I drink
I wish these colours will go away

[Mililalil XXIV]

I wish that as soon as RR recovers from intoxication ills, the kid has to paint my house (out of personal beer savings).

I wish RR didn't drink.

I wish I could paint those colors before they disappear.

[kathycf]

I wish that Mil mows my lawn whenever it rains ;)
I wish someone, anyone , will clean out my cellar.
I wish I wasn't tired.

[Mililalil XXIV]

I wish it only rained when it suited me.

I wish Kathy wouldn't assume that I am just "anyone".

I wish neither of us was tired.