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sloegin
11-10-2003, 04:41 AM
Hello, Charlotte.
sloegin
11-10-2003, 04:41 AM
Hi, Bob.
How are you today?
sloegin
11-10-2003, 04:42 AM
Good. And yourself?
sloegin
11-10-2003, 04:42 AM
I've been better.
AbdoRinbo
11-10-2003, 04:43 AM
Excuse me, do either of you two know where I can find the water cooler?
sloegin
11-10-2003, 04:43 AM
Why, what's wrong?
sloegin
11-10-2003, 04:44 AM
(I'm getting to that.)
sloegin
11-10-2003, 04:46 AM
Well, these thong panties are really irritating my roids.
AbdoRinbo
11-10-2003, 04:47 AM
Oh nothing! I just wanted someone to acknowledge me. Do you like me yet?
sloegin
11-10-2003, 04:47 AM
That's not good at all. Would you like me to kiss 'em and make it better?
sloegin
11-10-2003, 04:48 AM
But that's not all.
sloegin
11-10-2003, 04:48 AM
Oh, no. What else is wrong?
sloegin
11-10-2003, 04:49 AM
I split the corner of my mouth open, doing you know what, with you know who.
sloegin
11-10-2003, 04:50 AM
You are such a dirty girl.
sloegin
11-10-2003, 04:51 AM
*blushes*
I know. Now about that kiss...why don't we take this to the other room?
AbdoRinbo
11-10-2003, 04:52 AM
Hey, hey, do you know what's funny? Heh, I'll tell ya, a dog making love to a squirrel

C'mon . . . I'm giving you gold.
sloegin
11-10-2003, 05:02 AM
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sloegin
11-10-2003, 05:04 AM
Oh Charlotte. What's that funny taste? Did you forget to bathe today?
sloegin
11-10-2003, 05:06 AM
No, silly. That's the cream...to stop that awful itching and burning...if you keep that up, it will all be gone in a minute.
sloegin
11-10-2003, 05:06 AM
I hope it isn't toxic.
sloegin
11-10-2003, 05:08 AM
Well, it sure smells minty fresh. And, don't worry. When Jerry did that earlier--oh, yes. like that.--he didn't die.
sloegin
11-10-2003, 05:08 AM
What. You did this with Jerry earlier?
sloegin
11-10-2003, 05:09 AM
But, honey, you weren't around.
sloegin
11-10-2003, 05:10 AM
I don't care. He's my brother. How could you? You're supposed to be my girl. Aren't you?
sloegin
11-10-2003, 05:12 AM
Well, I guess I am. It is the only thing that helps my roids. Look at em, they're massive.
sloegin
11-10-2003, 05:13 AM
Yeah, I guess your right. I know it helps. He helped me with mine, before he came to you.
sloegin
11-10-2003, 05:14 AM
That's just sick, Bob.
sloegin
11-10-2003, 05:15 AM
(Abdo, your turn.)
AbdoRinbo
11-10-2003, 05:17 AM
I tell you, I'm feeling great today, folks. Lets all give sloegin a round of applause . . .
AbdoRinbo
11-10-2003, 05:19 AM
Don't get too close to him though, he's got the clap.

*BUDDUM SCHH!*

Thank you! I'll be here all week. Enjoy the buffet.
sloegin
11-10-2003, 05:22 AM
No, no, no...I don't have the clap. I have syphilis.
sloegin
11-10-2003, 05:48 AM
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sloegin
11-10-2003, 05:51 AM
Hello, Mr. Coughsalot.(a.k.a. oldpruneface)
sloegin
11-10-2003, 05:51 AM
Hia, Jerry.
sloegin
11-10-2003, 05:52 AM
Beautiful day, today.
sloegin
11-10-2003, 05:52 AM
It sure is. How's your brother?
sloegin
11-10-2003, 05:54 AM
Good. *pulls clinker, from mouth* He's off with his girl.
How's Mrs. Coughsalot?
sloegin
11-10-2003, 05:56 AM
Oh, you know. Dry as a desert,nudges Jerryif you know what I mean. She's a cranky old braud.
When you gonna get yourself a girl?
sloegin
11-10-2003, 05:57 AM
You sound like ma.
sloegin
11-10-2003, 05:58 AM
Well, it's what young men do. You find yourself a girl and settle down, and start a family. You hear me.
sloegin
11-10-2003, 05:59 AM
They walk to oldprundface's water cooler, which is really filled with vodka.
sloegin
11-10-2003, 06:05 AM
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sloegin
11-10-2003, 06:07 AM
You shouldn't wait to long, all the good ones 'll be gone. That's what I did, and if I didn't have this store to escape to, she'd nag me ta death.
sloegin
11-10-2003, 06:08 AM
That's not true. Is it?
sloegin
11-10-2003, 06:13 AM
Sure is. She's the antichrist, in the flesh.

Did you ever meet our daughter, Betty-Lou(ser)? She's not much to look at. She's not very sweet. But she, sure is loyal. And can cook a mighty tasty meatloaf.
sloegin
11-10-2003, 06:15 AM
Nope, never met her. You know I'm a sucker for meatloaf. When can I meet her?
sloegin
11-10-2003, 06:17 AM
I'll call her up right now and she'll be here in a jiffy. Before she gets here, youd better have some more of the water nudge.
sloegin
11-10-2003, 06:22 AM
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sloegin
11-10-2003, 06:26 AM
That's alright boy. Betty-Lou(ser), will take good care of you. I should warn you also...she's never taken a roll, so she's a bit heavy for it, and not real into small talk. Don't be suprised by her, when I look away, no telling what she'll do.
sloegin
11-10-2003, 06:31 AM
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sloegin
11-10-2003, 06:35 AM
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sloegin
11-10-2003, 06:38 AM
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sloegin
11-10-2003, 06:41 AM
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sloegin
11-10-2003, 06:45 AM
Listen...before she gets here, I got to use the head. You mind?
sloegin
11-10-2003, 06:45 AM
Not at all. You know where it's at.
sloegin
11-10-2003, 06:46 AM
Sure thing. I'll be back in a few.
walking away
sloegin
11-10-2003, 06:48 AM
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sloegin
11-10-2003, 06:49 AM
Okay. I'll be sure to flush halfway through.
sloegin
11-10-2003, 06:52 AM
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sloegin
11-10-2003, 06:59 AM
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sloegin
11-10-2003, 07:22 AM
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sloegin
11-10-2003, 07:26 AM
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sloegin
11-10-2003, 07:27 AM
God. I have a question.
sloegin
11-10-2003, 07:28 AM
Shut up, you fool. If it was time for questions, I would have said so. If you pull that sh*t again, you can walk back to the hotel.
sloegin
11-10-2003, 07:28 AM
I'm sorry. It won't happen again.
sloegin
11-10-2003, 07:29 AM
That's it. I've had enough of your sh*t. Get out. And let that be a lesson to the rest of you.
sloegin
11-10-2003, 07:30 AM
b...but, I didn't mean it. I'm sorry.
sloegin
11-10-2003, 07:31 AM
Okay. I understand now. Come here and sit by me. You'll be my tour buddy.
sloegin
11-10-2003, 07:31 AM
Thank you.
sloegin
11-10-2003, 07:39 AM
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sloegin
11-10-2003, 07:43 AM
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sloegin
11-10-2003, 07:49 AM
(Okay, someone else carry the story for awhile.)
fayefaye
11-10-2003, 07:53 AM
i have no idea what's going on. why don't i have a thing that says 'poop on your head?'
sloegin
11-10-2003, 07:56 AM
Because your not cool.:D You can go into your profile and change it to whatever you want. Did you read my story?
crisaor
11-10-2003, 11:32 AM
Is this the new way to increase your post count?;)
Azoic
11-11-2003, 12:49 AM
I must say, it is a beautiful idea. If only I were creative enough to write a story about poop, boost my count to 200 and be able to change my title. *SIGH*