Complete The Thought

[Scheherazade]

Here is another game (OK, I 'borrowed' the idea from another Forum!):

Comlete the thought started by the previous person and offer another one yourself.

E.g.You should get a cake today...

because it is your birthday!


Here we go:

I wonder why...

[NNoah3]

I don't have enough time to read.


Where were you.....

[papayahed]

yesterday when the rains came?

I can't believe...

[Weeping Willow]

I can't believe that papayahed doesn't have the recipe for the chocolate bag! http://www.smileyville.net/aiwand/friends.gif

How could it ......

[Eva Marina]

be that there is no cereal left in the box?!

Isn't it strange...

[Pendragon]

how often you can get misuderstood?

What I don't know.....

[papayahed]

is who let the dogs out? (ok, that's pretty old)


Where in the world...

[Xamonas Chegwe]

are the isles of Langerhans?

Now, where did I put the...

[papayahed]

pancreas


Should I......

[Virgil]

...get on the stepping machine tonight or cross train?

Where did I put that....

[RobinHood3000]

...20-sided die?


How much wood...

[emily655321]

...can a woodchuck's digestive system handle?

Nearly 7:00. I should be...

[Riesa]

would it take to build a footbridge to Pakistan?

Why do they keep...

[RobinHood3000]

...watching Wheel of Fortune?


Why are sponges...

[Riesa]

oops

so much cuter when they are alive?

How come everyone is so...

[Xamonas Chegwe]

pentagonal, why can't they be hexagonal like me?


What is the difference...

[NNoah3]

between a lizard and a crocodile? :goof:

I can't stand.....

[RobinHood3000]

...because my legs are broken.

Truffles are remarkably...

[Xamonas Chegwe]

truffly.


Shall I compare thee to a...

[Riesa]

a lasagna noodle?

Did somebody just.....

[Virgil]

...take the last cookie?

Where did the ...

[RobinHood3000]

...albino alligators go?

Why are light bulbs...

[Pensive]

...not multi-coloured?

I sang of leaves...

[Pendragon]

because they all were falling round me!


A penny saved....

[Kaltrina]

...can be of a very good value when needed...

We're going on holiday? Can I take....

[papayahed]

my water wings and snorkel?


When I got up this morning......

[Kaltrina]

it was all white outside because of the fog.

When the spring comes....

[Pensive]

....I feel the flowers everywhere.

It is been a long.........

[adilyoussef]

... time that I've seen such beautiful faces.

Last night I ...

[Weeping Willow]

was very blue..

But today......

[Xamonas Chegwe]

I am in a beige mood, except for my fingers, which are cerise for some unknown reason.


Was that your....

[Weeping Willow]

Phone just ringing...

I miss.....

[RobinHood3000]

...and I shoot again.

I write...

[Xamonas Chegwe]

cheques, even though I know there is no money in the bank, I write, I write, I write!


In an ever changing universe, is there really any such thing as absolute...

[papayahed]

vodka?


I like mine with...

[NNoah3]

Lemon......

I was wondering...

[Ryduce]

Does american idol come on tonight?



No matter,because tommorrow..........

[samercury]

Is Wednesday- half way through the week...

The day goes on......

[RobinHood3000]

...and on, and on, and on...

Computers are...

[samercury]

...evil

Someday, I'll........

[Riesa]

visit the dark side of the moon.


The best kind of ....

[RobinHood3000]

...dance style is swing.

A kiss...

[Pensive]

...is just a kiss, a sigh is just a sigh.

You must remember this...

[RobinHood3000]

...the fundamental things apply--like the First Law of Thermodynamics...


...as time...

[Pensive]

.....goes by.

They still say...

[Pendragon]

anything they want on Broadwayyyyyyyy!


If a body meets a body....

[emily655321]

... they had both better have good health coverage.

If you give a mouse a cookie...

[papayahed]

he eats for a day, if you teach a mouse to bake he can eat for a life time.


I think for dinner I'll make....

[emily655321]

... Night's marinated chicken recipe. (Oh, ----! I forgot to take the chicken out of the freezer last night. :bawling:)

You should always remember...

[Jay]

... not to breathe underwater.

Yesterday, I...

[Scheherazade]

was unnecessarily harsh towards a very good friend.

Life is a such...

[emily655321]

... a bowl of cherries. If by "cherries" you mean "****."

It is time to...

[papayahed]

rock around the clock.


Hey, you got peanut butter...

[Scheherazade]

in your shopping list.

All I can say is...

[Riesa]

"It's about time, I'm sick of this almond butter. It is just not the same!"


Vegetarians sometimes have hankerings for....

[emily655321]

...sweet, succulent babies.

A pinch of salt, a dash of thyme, and...

[samercury]

...a drop of blood for the perfect seasoning

Winter is the season of.......

[Riesa]

parlour games and earmuffs.

The thing I wish I coud change is.....

[Xamonas Chegwe]

A £20 note.


I've seen you before, weren't you the girl that...

[adilyoussef]

.. hunts my dreams.

Dreamland is a land of my imagination, but reality...

[samercury]

...is terrifying

Why does the mouse....

[adilyoussef]

... like chees?

Today I'm...

[Xamonas Chegwe]

only interested in yesterday.

Tomorrow I will...

[samercury]

learn something new.....

A circle is.....

[Virgil]

...bites its tail.

The sun does not....

[samercury]

...send you evil thoughts

Life is.......

[Virgil]

...a bowl of cherries...NOT!

Tomorrow will bring....

[NNoah3]

Another day of happiness. :nod:

I am interested.....

[emily655321]

... in how you got such an odd thing stuck on your head.

Perhaps if you...

[Riesa]

smile it will all go away.

Somedays, it's just too....

[emily655321]

...easy to crack strangers in the head with a hammer.

Tonight is the night...

[Riesa]

lol...

I'd like to be without entanglements.

Several people have told me....

[emily655321]

... to leave the shop, and there'll be no trouble.

People, as a collective and invariable group, are...

[rachel]

really smelly.
Why does that bird keep trying to....

[samercury]

...peck my ears

Listen, do you hear....

[Riesa]

the air and the water, it's telling stories...

A robot could be designed to....

[Virgil]

...swat flies.

Watch out, the cat....

[RobinHood3000]

...is licking the power outlet.

Root beer...

[Virgil]

...tastes like cola mixed with tomato juice.

The car won't...

[Scheherazade]

is something I have never tasted.

Violent delights have...

[NNoah3]

a sour taste.

Do you know.....

[Pendragon]

where the little wishbone shaped thingy goes in a disasembled automatic shotgun?

Hell hath no fury like...

[papayahed]

a forum member with no internet connection.


Monkey see...

[Weeping Willow]

Monkey does!

What would i do if.............

[Xamonas Chegwe]

...I ran out of words before the end of the


What really disgusts me about the 9th century is...

[papayahed]

that it was hell trying to find a good manicurist.


I went to the salon yesterday and....

[Weeping Willow]

Got my Dreadlocks Done.. (not... :(.. :bawling:.. boho.. i want... sooo want... :bawling: boohoo.. )

Why do birds always......

[RobinHood3000]

...call themselves Pensive?

How are staplers...

[Xamonas Chegwe]

joined together?


Is there really any such thing as a perfect...

[chmpman]

circle.

I don't want to go to work today because...

[Eva Marina]

I can't seem to find my left sock.

I can't find the words to....

[Xamonas Chegwe]

Mike Oldfield's "Tubular Bells", are you sure they're on google?



Could you please pass me that...

[RobinHood3000]

...broadsword? I need to chop some cucumber.

Billy Joel is...

[chmpman]

better suited on horses.

The benefit of religious programming (TV) is...

[Xamonas Chegwe]

that it gives one the perfect excuse to turn off and get a real life!



What, didn't I tell you that...

[Riesa]

some animals are just too sinewy to use as a pizza topping?

I have got to get....

[emily655321]

... a muscle-less pizza topping animal.

How often do you...

[Xamonas Chegwe]

wash that thing?


Aren't double entendres...

[RobinHood3000]

...hard to pronounce?

The iPod is...

[Virgil]

a handy-dandy little music holder.

Tonight I must...

[RobinHood3000]

...gaze at the stars. Cassiopeia is a creature of beauty...

Mars is...

[Pensive]

...at a great distance

I met Bilbo Baggins...

[samercury]

..and he told me what he saw

Do you know......

[NNoah3]

where is going to be the forum reunion.

Yesterday we....

[Pensive]

...made a mistake (me and my friend)

Have you ever been hated or...

[Riesa]

thought a lot about multiple personalities.

Today we are so...

[samercury]

Feared by a green rabbit?

Who is the.......

[NNoah3]

most important person to you?


Why are we...

[Pensive]

...trying to cheer her up?

Remain on your seat otherwise...

[samercury]

..You'll fall on your cat

The cheese.....

[Riesa]

is supposed to smell like that!

Did you know that a cashew is the.......

[RobinHood3000]

...sound of a nut sneezing?

Weasels dance like...

[samercury]

:lol:
...scorpions are chasing them

All predators are...

[RobinHood3000]

...capable of interstellar travel, cloaking, and plasmacaster maintenance.

All aliens are...

[chmpman]

our next door neighbors.

All females are...

[Pensive]

...not as great as me *smiles with tongue out*

As flies to the...

[Pendragon]

garbage truck, so are the days of our lives....

Fouscore and seven years ago...

[Riesa]

...the foo-fighters brought forth some mediocre music.

Little kids have a way with.......

[Pensive]

...throwing things.

I tried so hard and got so far but in the end...

[papayahed]

I just couldn't eat that last turkey leg.


Why do birds.....

[Pensive]

...fly?

I am suffering from fever and...

[rachel]

with only one wing up and one leg tied behind their backs?
The only thing a princess needs is..........

[Virgil]

...lipstick and eye shadow.

Potato chips are ...

[Riesa]

a sure way to get fat sickly children.

Why is Virgil on line shouldn't he....

[Virgil]

be at work. Yes. Check the now playing thread.

Moonlight can...

[Riesa]

light up limestone like pearls.

The best way to spend Friday night is...

[Virgil]

...out to dinner with wifey.

Nobody's loved me like...

[Riesa]

my dog Sadie.

Hay is getting really .....

[Virgil]

...dry; should we put a match to it.

comes a heat wave, comes love...

[Riesa]

...comes torment; dull heartache.

The Danish have every....

[papayahed]

Comes little virgil in a baby carriage


It's 8 o'clock......

[Xamonas Chegwe]

somewhere, and somebody's bedtime!


The infinite multitude of plausabilities implicit in this statement are....

[Riesa]

readily ignored.


Stale bread and oily cheese is.....

[RobinHood3000]

...a heckuva way to spend the evening.

Pop-Tarts and breakfast cereal...

[mingdamerciless]

. . . make a scrumdiddlyumptious breakfast

If I were abducted by aliens I would . . .

[Riesa]

attempt to steal their technology.

It is so sad when....

[samercury]

...everyone blames you for their troubles

A boliugimioton is...

[Riesa]

indescribable!

Marriage is a .....

[rachel]

a covenant, a long road , a soul mate, dark clouds, blinding beautiful light.

A gift given in secret is like....

[RobinHood3000]

...a silent oath of affection.

Marshmallows are to Looney Tunes as...

[samercury]

lol

...Mold is to Jell-O


Where is.....

[Eva Marina]

my head?

Is there no more...

[Riesa]

essence of bittermandel?


Nature's perfume is best enjoyed when....

[Miss Darcy]

...the rainforest is filled with after-raininess.

Doctor Who is...

[Xamonas Chegwe]

high on bread.


All communists share this in common with the whelk, they are...

[Pensive]

...absolutely nutters

It was the dead of night when...

[Riesa]

Snoopy lost Woodstock.

Where's ....

[RobinHood3000]

Who? And why is he on first?

What's...

[Virgil]

...in the oatmeal?

This evening you will...

[RobinHood3000]

...be gullible enough to believe a silly prediction.

Frisbees are...

[Xamonas Chegwe]

wake up in the morning to discover it's already long past noon and the sun is yet to rise. This will scare you.



If music be the food of larvae...

[Riesa]

....larvae be the future of us all.


What's that noise.....

[Virgil]

..in the outhouse.

This pain in my shoulder never...

[Riesa]

seems to bother me; after a good massage.

It seems i am the only one...

[Miss Darcy]

...who finds today's society sadly out of tune.

Lord, I'm so...

[RobinHood3000]

..excited, and I just can't hide it...I'm about to lose control, and I think I like it...


Jim Carrey's kidneys...

[Pendragon]

probably get a lot of action...

It was the dark of the moon on the fifth of June...

[Xamonas Chegwe]

I was playing a tune on an old bassoon,
Inflating at it's end a red balloon,
Dressed in motley, I looked a buffoon,
As I danced a jig like a crazy loon,
And read aloud from Herberts, "Dune"
I think I'll run out of rhymes quite soon,
So I'll finish the poem (it ain't no Sassoon!)


Did you remember to pickle the...

[Pendragon]

onions and eggs for the Valentine's party?

O Romeo! Romeo! Wherefore art...

[RobinHood3000]

...squirrels so confoundedly CUTE???


The vast majority of rodents like to rollerskate in...

[Xamonas Chegwe]

molasses.


Why, oh why, do people insist upon...

[Pensive]

...talking if I don't feel like to do so.

I am trying my best to...

[Virgil]

I was going to highlight a funny one above, but they are almost all funny. You've got me giggling out loud. This game is great.

...to not laugh like a loon. (another rhyme for you Xamonas)

One small step for man, one...

[papayahed]

more mess to clean up for womankind.


When I got to the party...

[Xamonas Chegwe]

everyone else left. At least I got to eat all the canapés!


While cleaning my toes...

[Pensive]

... the food was almost finished, what was the use of me coming to the party? *sighs*

Oh, you know I have seen, a sky without sun and ...

[RobinHood3000]

...d***, that moon was bright.


A lemming's favorite sport...

[Riesa]

is cliff diving.

Salad without....

[Xamonas Chegwe]

chocolate is like cricket without guns.


could you just hold this scorpion while I...

[RobinHood3000]

...pour this antivenin down the storm drain?

Why is indoor skydiving...

[Xamonas Chegwe]

banned in Poland?


One, Two, Three, Nine...

[emily655321]

...Eighteen, Twenty-seven, Eighty-one, One Hundred Sixty-two, Two Hundred Forty-three, Seven Hundred Twenty-nine, Fourteen-hundred Fifty-eight, Twenty-one-hundred Eighty-seven, Sixty-five-hundred Sixty-one...

Time to make the...

[Virgil]

...the spinach dip; super bowl sunday tomorrow.

When will the walrus....

[Xamonas Chegwe]

equal the mongoose in it's gymnastics expertise?


Did you see that platitude? Do you think it...

[Virgil]

..resembles a dictionary?

Taking a bath is like....

[RobinHood3000]

...stealing a shower, only easier.

Quantum mechanics and armadillos...

[rachel]

easier than scrubbing up with a toothbrush.

If I were a flower on Mars I would.......

[RobinHood3000]

...be smelled by samercury.

If I were a superhero...

[emily655321]

...I would hop, hop, hop.

If lizards wore lampshades...

[RobinHood3000]

...then there'd be an awful lot of naked lamps.


Give a lizard a lampshade...

[Xamonas Chegwe]

(Is it just me, or are the posts in this thread, where someone has been beaten to the one they tried to respond to, and which don't quite match the one they actually follow, really funny?)

and the lizard will ignore it, as it's too big to eat. Give him a lightbulb and his insides will be cut to ribbons.


The thing about Pterodactyls is...

[emily655321]

(Some of them, yes.)

...they aren't sloths.

If glass were edible...

[Xamonas Chegwe]

...towns with a large homeless population would have draughty houses.


Why don't you tell the nice counsellor all about...

[rachel]

that dead mouse you have kept in your freezer since the last Olympics.

Hell is being stuck in..

[RobinHood3000]

...Richard Simmons's biography.
(EDIT: Too slow, but it fits anyway--alls I had to change was the ? to a .)

Pauly Shore...

[Xamonas Chegwe]

(Is it just me, or are the posts in this thread, where someone has been beaten to the one they tried to respond to, and which don't quite match the one they actually follow, really funny?)

...Richard Simmons's biography.
(EDIT: Too slow, but it fits anyway--alls I had to change was the ? to a .)

My point exactly! :lol:


...is Richard Simmons on acid!


Don't tell Satan that...

[RobinHood3000]

...he's doomed to eternity with curly-haired demons.


Green Arrow...

[Scheherazade]

is green because he is so envious of my shooting skills.

Daydreaming...

[Virgil]

hurts when you have a hangover.

I have shown myself as...

[RobinHood3000]

...a shapeshifter of his own lycanthropic glory.

RobinHood3000's pet Pushmepullyou (I haven't the faintest idea how to properly spell that...) is...

[Virgil]

to awkward to fathom.

The night of the living dead...

[RobinHood3000]

...is a week from Thursday, six PM to six AM.


A poltergeist will...

[Riesa]

come off squeaky clean in a heist; no fingerprints.

The cat likes to....

[Virgil]

...stalk inanimate toys.

I have to go to....

[Darlin]

. . . the asylum, no one else can get me out of this strait jacket.

When the noise dies . . .

[adilyoussef]

... the mind rests.

If people were not soo selfish,...

[RobinHood3000]

...I'd finally be able to afford that new golf green in my backyard. Stupid Salvation Army sucking away my income...:p

Anger management happens...

[Virgil]

...to most managers.

A drive through the city...

[RobinHood3000]

...is the best opportunity for napping.


2 + 2 = ...

[Pensive]

... 22

You should try to ...

[RobinHood3000]

...learn basic arithmetic.

Ollie is a name that...

[Pensive]

... is invented by RobinHood3000.

Yesterday, I wanted to ...

[Riesa]

watch a Star Trek I've never seen.

Instead I had to...

[Pensive]

... wash the dishes

Actions are ...

[Riesa]

the best way to get a reaction.

After cutting up jalapeno peppers it's a bad idea to...

[RobinHood3000]

...shove them into your eyes.


How long does it take...

[Riesa]

for a clown to scare the wits out of little children?

Why would they think.....

[RobinHood3000]

...when they can watch TV?


When highlighters come to life...

[Riesa]

it's much easier to take notes while eating a corned beef sandwich.


Good lord! That is the......

[rachel]

the largest set of ears I have ever seen on a cat.

Roses are red violets are blue, if I don't get some sleep...

[Riesa]

those ears are going into tonight's soup.

Making someone feel guilty is the worst way to....

[Xamonas Chegwe]

put up a successful defence in court.


My glass is empty, I must...

[adilyoussef]

... find a drink.

Life is empty, ...

[emily655321]

...I must find a drink.

(Kidding, kidding! :p)

Sticks and stones can break my bones, but...

[Xamonas Chegwe]

also build my house.

What is the difference between...

[Pendragon]

a half-full cup and being half-full?

I am looking for an honest man...

[RobinHood3000]

...to teach me how to appear honest.

Michael Jackson, Pauly Shore, and Richard Simmons...

[Virgil]

...are in bed together. (Sorry, that's bad visual)

The super bowl was...

[RobinHood3000]

...very Super.

Witness Protection for tree frogs...

[Virgil]

...has croaked.


The world is but ...

[Riesa]

a pretty blue piece of solid mess.

Football is extremely boring unless you have plenty of......

[RobinHood3000]

...snacks!!!

The strength of...

[Pendragon]

a wisecrack is in the eye of the beholder!

What fools these mortals be....

[Xamonas Chegwe]

to think themselves as cool as me! :cool:



Will you please stop sticking that...

[papayahed]

hot poker in your eye.

Please don't feed....

[Riesa]

Xamonas any bananas.

Why are you so ..........

[Xamonas Chegwe]

:lol: :lol: :lol:

[rachel]

happy) as a loon?

people living in duct taped houses should never throw......

[Riesa]

wall bumping fits, they might get all sticky. And that duct tape glue is really a pain to get off.

The best way to remove.....

[Xamonas Chegwe]

all doubt is to tell a lie so big, that the first one gets forgotten.


If I had a pet duck....

[mingdamerciless]

. . . i'd roast it over the fire and adorn it with garnish

Last week i sat on a bus and . . .

[Riesa]

then I fell off of it; next time I'll sit inside the bus. :)

Everytime I lift a ......

[Xamonas Chegwe]

rhinoceros I get this pain, right here.



Where are the small things that...

[rachel]

can change the world for the better?


say why is it guys never like being told.....

[Samantha21]

"Lets talk"
if it wasnt for computers....

[papayahed]

I'd have to play solitare manually.


The last time I saw that bird....

[emily655321]

... I got hit by a gob of— *gahh!*

The best way to get wine stains out...

[Riesa]

strangely enough, is bird *gahh*!

Every evening after dinner, I...

[Xamonas Chegwe]

the stomach is to wash them off with liberal helpings of fine Armagnac brandy.



Early to bed, early to rise...

[Riesa]

makes Jack a dull boy.

What makes me laugh more than anything is...

[Xamonas Chegwe]

cress.


Pick a card, any card, now...

[emily655321]

Early to bed, early to rise...
makes Jack a dull boy.:lol:

That works far too well! :D

[emily655321]

Pick a card, any card, now......don't say I never gave you anything.

Tiptoe through the tulips,...

[RobinHood3000]

...and you'll get rosethorns in your heels.


Orchids, beer, and Archie Goodwin...

[Samantha21]

thats a tough one...

[Virgil]

...all spllatered on the floor

New England clam chowder sticks...

[Samantha21]

dont sound very appitizing


The Early bird gets..

[RobinHood3000]

...hunted down first.


Mercutio and Rosie O'Donnell...

[Samantha21]

Mercutio is from romeo and juliet...is that the one ur talking about?? or is there another

[RobinHood3000]

No, that's right. The idea behind this thread is that you finish the thought (doesn't have to make sense) then start another.