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yellowfeverlime
10-02-2005, 05:45 PM
Titles of childrens books you'd never see like; "How to be a dominant power of your elementary school."
Logos
10-02-2005, 05:46 PM
So how is your Animal Farm assignment going? :)
yellowfeverlime
10-02-2005, 05:48 PM
Well, let's see, i have a little information on the characters. But i need help on which one to do it on.
Basil
10-02-2005, 06:10 PM
How about The Little Boy Who Put Everything Off Until the Last Minute But Still Managed to Make Good Grades?
yellowfeverlime
10-02-2005, 06:11 PM
I did not manage... it's already my worst class!
yellowfeverlime
10-02-2005, 07:48 PM
"Learn where your parents hide neat stuff!"
samercury
10-02-2005, 08:06 PM
"Learn how to get what you want in 5 easy steps" :D
yellowfeverlime
10-02-2005, 08:19 PM
"The human anatomy pop-up book!"
YellowCrayola
10-03-2005, 12:04 AM
How about The Little Boy Who Put Everything Off Until the Last Minute But Still Managed to Make Good Grades?

Lol. Sounds like me! :D

Ehmm... 100 Ways to Rid Your EVIL Veggies!
Basil
10-03-2005, 12:06 AM
The Very Popular Boy Who Drank Beer and Smoked Lots of Cigarettes
Stanislaw
10-03-2005, 12:18 AM
"The communist manifesto"... just kidding, could'nt resist.

"reading for dummies"
Nightshade
10-03-2005, 05:25 AM
actually reading for dummies exsists as does the human anatomy pop up book--0nly it concerns it self mostly with the digestive system and the heart lungs ect (in other words the insides)
....
Pendragon
10-03-2005, 07:05 AM
How Curious George Managed to Wind Up In the White House Sorry. I couldn't resist. I once saw a picture comparing the President's facial expression with a drawing of the children's book character, and in that particular shot the resemblence was uncanny! And his name is George! (And by the by, I voted for him twice, so don't think I'm downing the man! He'd be the first to laugh, he's got a great sense of humor!) http://www.websmileys.com/sm/animal/1136.gif
yellowfeverlime
10-03-2005, 10:30 AM
actually reading for dummies exsists as does the human anatomy pop up book--0nly it concerns it self mostly with the digestive system and the heart lungs ect (in other words the insides)
....
Are they Children's books, as in made for Children?
yellowfeverlime
10-03-2005, 10:31 AM
"The communist manifesto"... just kidding, could'nt resist.

"reading for dummies"
Got a good laugh off of that 1!!
samercury
10-03-2005, 09:09 PM
"How to brainwash your parents"
yellowfeverlime
10-03-2005, 09:12 PM
I like that 1!!!!!
"How to make your house a mess, but clean it up before your parents get home!"
I'm dure this is really a book, but i have never seen, nor heard of it!
YellowCrayola
10-04-2005, 12:31 AM
"The Top Ten Places to Hide from Your School Bullies!"
Pendragon
10-04-2005, 07:05 AM
Homework for Dummies :)
yellowfeverlime
10-27-2005, 02:14 PM
That's a real book!
How about:

Why the people on the titanic were idiots.
samercury
10-27-2005, 06:48 PM
That's a real book!


You're kidding....right? :eek2:
Reichenbach
10-28-2005, 03:32 AM
LoL! You've heard of 'The Little Bunny Book of Suicide' haven't you? Well, how about . . .
"The little book of teacher's suicide!"

(no offence to any teachers out there! :) )
el01ks
10-28-2005, 06:06 AM
"Hypnotism - a pictoral guide"
Reichenbach
10-28-2005, 08:35 AM
"How to knit your own invisibility cloak!"
poetictragedy
10-28-2005, 08:39 AM
haha. i found that really highly amusing. knit your own invisibility cloak. i would like that really...
Pendragon
10-28-2005, 09:15 AM
The Comsumate Guide to Driving Your Teacher Batty http://www.websmileys.com/sm/evil/teu39.gif
el01ks
10-28-2005, 10:15 AM
"bomb-making for kids"
samercury
10-28-2005, 08:33 PM
:lol:

How about: 1000 BELIEVABLE excuses for not doing your homework.......
Pendragon
10-30-2005, 09:30 AM
How to Make Your Homework Papers Taste Good to Your Dog :rolleyes: http://www.websmileys.com/sm/animal/527.gif
Anon22
10-30-2005, 01:43 PM
"How to become an adult in 10 minutes"
"Learn karate in 10 steps"
"Get your teachers to believe you- the 12 easy steps"
yellowfeverlime
10-31-2005, 09:22 AM
how cats go good with special recipies...
Loki
11-02-2005, 04:15 AM
"How to Become a Millionaire (Stealing is So Easy)"
"Rich Kids Don't Get Fat"
"The Kid's Book of Swearing"
"What To Do When Your Parents Won't Give You What You Want"
"The Little Book of Unpleasant Pranks for All Purposes"

:D
Pendragon
11-02-2005, 08:38 AM
Dr. Seuss' M is for Mischief http://www.websmileys.com/sm/dressed/bek053.gif
yellowfeverlime
11-02-2005, 05:37 PM
How to rob a bank in only 5 days...
good ways to look under girls skirts at your local private school.
samercury
11-02-2005, 09:28 PM
How tp get an A in math without having to study
yellowfeverlime
11-15-2005, 09:56 AM
OMG, THat would be amazin!
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