Authors: 265
Books: 3,034
Poems & Short Stories: 3,123
Forum Members: 68,569
Forum Posts: 995,314

From: Chicago Sun-Times
Date: 19870421
Author:Dick Roraback
In each human heart are a tiger, a pig, an ass and a nightingale. Ambrose Bierce
LOS ANGELES The mechanics have been and gone.
They had rumbled through the ribs, the mechanics had, with one of those neat little mini-power saws. Then they'd got right into the sanctum sanctorum of the whole shmeer, and replaced a faulty heart valve.
Not the same make and model, they'd said earlier with simulated rue. The line was discontinued in the '30s. What they were going to do was bung in a pig's valve. ("Most appropriate," the valvee's wife had said.) Warranty: 10 years or 100,000 miles. Better ...
Read the rest of this article with a Free Trial at HighBeam Research.
About Our Articles: We've partnered with Highbeam Research to provide these article excerpts for your research needs. However, due to copyright laws, we cannot publish the whole article. To view these articles in full length you'll need to use the link above to access the free trial at Highbeam.
| Art of Worldly Wisdom Daily In the 1600s, Balthasar Gracian, a jesuit priest wrote 300 aphorisms on living life called "The Art of Worldly Wisdom." Join our newsletter below and read them all, one at a time. |
Sonnet-a-Day Newsletter Shakespeare wrote over 150 sonnets! Join our Sonnet-A-Day Newsletter and read them all, one at a time. |